#cloverfield

:jan:‍:abreath:🌬️:dandelion:Crazypedia@pagan.plus
2025-06-16

We don't even get to see the sketch! :rant: this is going to be worse than #Cloverfield

#Monsterdon #Bog1979

VIDEOK7 VideoKassettegalaxy79
2025-06-12

Cloverfield (2008) 🗽
"Monster chaos unfolds! 👾 'Cloverfield’s found-footage thrills amaze.' 💥 Check our review & tell us your monster movie picks!
cine31.blogspot.com/2008/01/no

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

Kidnapped by PREPPER john goodman

significantly worse

Speaking of prepper, I found a critter got into one of my bags of Huel in the basement, check and seal your crap.

I don't prep btw just had extra and figured stocking up in the basement made sense. I have to go there for tornado watches anyway might as well be a lil prepared

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

oh this is a movie not a TV series. Not sure why I thought it was

Being kidnapped by John Goodman seems particularly terrifying for some reason

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

Started watching 10 cloverfield lane. Production quality is way better already. There's colors! Surround sound! Car crash at the start got me.

not show related bitching:

Not proud of getting Amazon Prime again, but it's got shows I'll watch, Fallout, and I have some major purchases I'll get the sub cost back due to the CC cash back.

Trying to treat streaming/etc as a Business and Not Buying Stuff wasn't an option

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

The "PROPERTY OF US MILITARY" thing is kinda funny because it implies the too-long not-monster related scene was intentionally retained in military records lol

imagine being in the room with fucking CIA, blops marines, or whatever, and watching some chick talk about Kevin

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

I'm kind of shocked the movie was released as-is with this color grading lmao the blood is straight up orange even in most of the goriest scenes it just looks silly

Movie is good though, I like it. Shots of the monster were well done, found footage stuff is pretty well justified. Acting isn't *amazing* but it works. They feel like Just Some Assholes like they should

oh that's the end. huh. Still pretty good

grinning zelda emoji
Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

I get the complaints about not seeing the critter enough but tbh this is a much better excuse than most traditional kaiju movies have lol

They have the same amount of People Talking In Rooms scenes as HaloTV and same reason tbh

tbh you get a better look at the monster than I was expecting

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

the CGI is oddly inconsistent, the early explosion looked pretty bad, the lil critters look pretty damn good though

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

Horror movie protags are much dumber than video game horror protags I've noticed. Even without the classic Let's Split Up or "Let's fuck AFTER the murders start"

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

Military stuff is pretty well handled in this, they're overwhelmed but not cartoonishly incompetent/evil/unreasonable

"we're just going to nuke it lol"

understandable, have a great day

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

What I can only assume was product placement is hilarious in this movie, big halted shots on a Mountain Dew sign as the crew treats violent injuries and a shot with a Sephora store sign for a full minute after a major character died

...I HOPE they're product placements lol they're too awkward not to be right??

I do NOT buy that these idiot kids survived the critter attack like that but not terrible

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

I know It's Movies, but I hATE blue/orange contrast now lmao

Major eyeroll now

it's soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo 🙄

So glad Star Trek Discovery stopped abusing it by the end of Season 1

I know I know THE CONTRAST but there are other colors. so many other colors.
i bought a fancy tv that displays even more colors

Speaking of SH2, they actually have a cute "90s" mode (v low contrast, meh), glad new one has more colors

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

The CGI is...not great at times, probably helped the concept of the movie a lot lol. Definitely better in small doses here.

I love the military just constantly fucking hammering it. They always just sit the fuck back in these things. Honestly unless it is some sort of Ascended Being big monster is probably dead meat in minutes vs bombs tbh

oooo saw the face! Pacing is so much better now

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

it's fascinating that just a couple years later the conceit of "just this one guy has the good camera" would be totally ruined by phones

has such an awful relationship with phones lol

I noticed playing Silent Hill 2 remake that non-CRT TVs and digital signals have cost a lot of fun atmospheric spooks too. Well, then Analog Horror happened but

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

, mute at your own discression

Oh my god I hate the color grading lmao it's so exaggerated and kinda ruins the found footage vibe

It seems to have become a HUGE thing in movies in the period, where I missed pretty much everything.

The "innocent college party" start could have been 10 minutes shorter, WAY longer than needed to establish vibe/context

Getting into the good part now

ooo bridge tentacle! This is much more like it

Zelda🎀TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-06-08

give me a spooky critter movie to watch ideally on Paramount + So I don't have to change apps

is good

VIDEOK7 VideoKassettegalaxy79
2025-05-10

Did The Cloverfield Paradox break the universe… or just your brain?

Read my full review and dive into the madness:
cine31.blogspot.com/2018/02/th


What really connects the Cloverfield universe?

dead instancemookie@suigow.xyz
2025-05-09

Tonight's movie was The Cloverfield Paradox (2018).

Let me get the positive things about the movie written upfront:

  • Gugu Mbatha-Raw is the best thing about the film.
  • The score by Bear McCreary is incredible. Listen to it on your favorite music service, it's so worth it.

I streamed this movie when it originally came out seven years ago and rated it 4 out of 10. Some of my original non-spoiler notes about the movie:

There are too many tracking shots of the crew running through the halls.

Does Daniel Bruhl do anything other than "intense"?

What was 3D printed on the station was just stupid. How would the item even work?
	
Why is it that everyone spoke English and understood Chinese, but the one Chinese astronaut could understand English and only spoke Chinese?
	
Was it as bad as the internet said? Not really. It's just a bit boring and a lot of derivative.

The monster aspect of the film did not fit well at all.

I thought to myself tonight, maybe I'll give this movie another chance so many years later, maybe I'll understand and enjoy it more.

Nope. It's still a mess.

Though, the bolted on last frames of the movie, while obviously not part of the original script, is still quite impactful.

#movies #netflix #cloverfield #music

Gugu Mbatha-Raw in a space helmet staring straight into your soul.

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