#cobol

2025-05-30

A reminder that reading the docs can save time in the end. Who knew? 😅

Here's a little writeup of an adventure I had with Advent of Code, realizing after a few days of debugging and imposter syndrome that no, I don't need to implement an XOR function, it exists in the language. 😁 Also learned a thing or two about COBOL in the process!

medium.com/@ms.carmen.alvarez/

BujakiewiczFrancoBujakiewiczFranco
2025-05-30
Autoerotic DefenestrationdanielaKay@mastodon.cloud
2025-05-29

This article illustrates perfectly why I'm so fascinated by #COBOL and why I'm currently learning it.

I'd laugh my ass off if this could actually turn into a second career 🤣

wealthsimple.com/en-ca/magazin

Autoerotic DefenestrationdanielaKay@mastodon.cloud
2025-05-28

[Benutzerin hat erfolgreich eine #COBOL-Entwicklungsumgebung auf einem #SteamDeck aufgesetzt]

[Benutzerin ist ein Nerd]

Auf einem Tisch steht ein Steam Deck auf einem Ständer, davor eine kleine Tastatur und eine Maus. Auf dem Display des Steam Deck läuft Visual Studio Code, es ist eine COBOL-Datei geöffnet.
Joachim TuchelJtuchel
2025-05-23

@iX_Magazin was sind schon 30 Jahre?
and many more…

2025-05-22

3/ #COBOL is basically multibillion dollar outsider art. Among other things, it has an ALTER statement that changes where a GO TO goes. So you can, from anywhere in the program, change what a goto anywhere else in the program does. I *think* this was deprecated in Cobol 85 and removed after, though

GripNewsGripNews
2025-05-22

🌗 主機現代化的故事
➤ 主機程式碼中的驚喜與歷史
oppi.li/posts/tales_from_mainf
本文分享了作者在將主機電腦語言(如COBOL、JCL、BASIC等)轉譯為Java(使用Rust!)的過程中遇到的有趣現象和挑戰。作者描述了主機程式碼中的獨特技巧、歷史痕跡,以及一些令人費解的程式設計手法,例如基數為10的數值、使用REDEFINES的國際化問題、巧妙的字串解析方式、以及異常終止批次作業的技巧。同時也提及了DD指令的起源與Unix指令dd的關聯。
+ 哇,原來主機電腦的程式碼這麼有趣!這些技巧簡直是為了克服硬體限制才創造出來的,很有歷史意義。
+ 讀完這篇文章,更覺得現代程式設計簡化太多了,以前的工程師真的很有挑戰精神。

2025-05-20

The digitisation of the financial system is among the most bizarre of all sector stories: Parts of it very conservative ( #cobol), parts of it insane waste for tiny advantage ( #hft), #fintech by-and-large same wine in new bottle, while all of it sees #opensource as the devil, except, ahem #crypto 🤑

Autoerotic DefenestrationdanielaKay@mastodon.cloud
2025-05-16

⬆️ hat grade ihr erstes #COBOL-Programm geschrieben O.O

Marcel Waldvogelmarcel@waldvogel.family
2025-05-16

@cryptoparty
Der #WDR-Artikel hat Erinnerungen geweckt. Und ich habw auch Neues gelernt. So kannte ich die Mahngeschichte aus München noch nicht.

Ein spannender Artikel über die #COBOL-Entwickler, welche den Bug im Vorfeld auszuräumen versucht haben. ⬇️

(Mitte der 1980er hatte "unsere" Turbo-Pascal-Library auch ein YMMDD-Format. Aber einige *hüstel* der Programme nutzten 1950-2049. Zumindest gut genug für korrekte Berechnungen, nicht immer korrekte Sortierung …)

wealthsimple.com/en-ca/magazin

𝕂𝚞𝚋𝚒𝚔ℙ𝚒𝚡𝚎𝚕kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-05-15

»Coding-Hassliebe – 8 Sprachen, die Programmierer zur Weißglut treiben:
Tools, die sich als Sprache ausgeben, verwirrende Syntax, verstaubter Code, der einfach nicht sterben will – diese Programmiersprachen bringen Entwickler auf die Palme.«

Ja und nein, daran kommt mensch nicht vorbei beim coden. Dies sind weit verbreitete Scriptsprachen und machen je nach Einsatz Sinn aber zB sicheres WebDev sollte sich davon abhalten ;)

🧑‍💻 computerwoche.de/article/28201

#code #php #python #c #cobol #Rcode #java

Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 🙄mdhughes@appdot.net
2025-05-14

@clacke The only reasonable answer is to look at what's already survived.

COBOL, FORTRAN, LISP, BASIC (somewhat), C (newbie at 50-ish years).

None of those pages even mention COBOL!

Write your code in the UR-GLYPHS and PROGRAM SECTIONs and it'll compile in 200 years, if we still have computers.
#cobol

"Musk is reportedly racing to build a centralized database housing Americans’ personal financial information, directly threatening privacy and security protections that are intended to stop the government from accessing Americans’ data." accountable.us/trump-and-mu... #SSA #SSI #SSDI #COBOL #infosec

Trump and Musk’s DOGE Cuts Gut...

2025-05-10

Le monde dépend d’un langage informatique que plus personne ne connaît : bit.ly/3YCW4JU (vidéo #youtube)
#cobol #programmation #dev

2025-05-09

I remain deeply fascinated by software running for decades continuously and change over the years.

I might actually at this point really learn #cobol.

I'm however still wondering if "omg there's sooo much cobol still running" is true for europe - counter checking on e.g. job sites doesn't yield much. (Not as much as I expected?)

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-06

🎉🎉 Breaking News: adds like it's 1985! 🕰️ Who doesn't love a good trip? Get ready to party with and debug with abacuses, because GCC is bringing more vibes to your than your granddad's sweater. 👴💻
gcc.gnu.org/gcc-15/changes.htm

Elizabeth K. Josephpleia2@floss.social
2025-05-05

The hill I'll die on 😂

#MayThe4thBeWithYou #COBOL

Meme with Admiral Firmus Piett that uses his classic line with: "Running your COBOL business application on a mainframe: "It's an older code, sir. But it checks out."
Christian Lynbechmapcar@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-05-01

No further comment needed.

#COBOL

(via coworker who saw it on LinkedIn)

Cartoon picturing showing Bart from the Simpsons writing on a blackboard, repeating the sentence "I will never call COBOL legacy again". Picture filename hints that the originator may be Uwe Graf on LinkedIn.
Knut 🏳️‍🌈 🇳🇴🧸praetor@mstdn.social
2025-04-30

Posting for later because this looks like fun. I know NOTHING about #cobol. Even though #pascal was influenced by it quite heavily, it's like you can't understand German if you know Norwegian even though they are both Germanic languages. Pascal and COBOL are the same way. #coding #fun hackaday.com/2025/04/30/a-gent

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