#coldweather

2026-02-27

UK snow maps show 17 areas to be buried in -5C blizzards – full list | Weather | News

Harsh wintry weather is due to make a comeback according new weather maps. The WXCharts forecast indicates that…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #coldweather #March2023 #march6weather #marchweather #Scotlandblizzards #snow #snowforecast #snowinmarch #snowinscotland #snownorthernengland #snowuk #UK #UKweather #UnitedKingdom #Weathermaps #weathernextweek #Winterweather
newsbeep.com/410738/

2026-02-27

taking cold showers with no heat in the Maine winter

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2026-02-27

the real reason i like the cold

peertube.wtf/w/etKLnYbNRU4vmnr

2026-02-25

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole?
A: A polar-oid.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #BombCyclone #Weather #Stormfront #NYC #EastCoastBlizzard #Blizzard #Coffee #CoffeeMastodon

Photo of a person trying to walk through snow that is up to their stomach, in a deep, smooth, clean, virgin snow. They are plowing the snow with their body as they walk. Meme text reads, "I am still going to get coffee."
2026-02-25

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: Who is Frosty's favorite aunt?
A: Aunt Arctica.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #BombCyclone #Weather #Stormfront #Snowman #Snowmen #FunnySnowmen #NYC #EastCoastBlizzard #Blizzard #SpeedbumpComic #DaveCoverly

Two snowmen are standing side by side. The one is smiling and laughing slightly. The other is unhappy. His arms are at his sides and he seems genuinely confused. 

His hat is in one hand to his side, and the top of his head is shaped like the inside of the hat. He says, " 'Hat hair'?... What's 'Hat hair'?"

[Comic dated Feb 2017 by Speedbump, Dave Coverly ]
2026-02-25

Bonus #DadJoke
Q: What do you call a snowman with a six-pack?
A: An abdominal snowman.

(It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.)

#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Puns #DadJokes #ColdWeather #Snowstorm #BombCyclone #Weather #Stormfront #Snowman #Snowmen #FunnySnowmen #NYC #EastCoastBlizzard #Blizzard

Comic with a man and woman looking at a snowman. The snowman is facing away from us, and the men is squatted over staring at the lower region of the snowman's front side. The man says, "I'm pretty sure that's not where you're supposed to put the carrot."
Joaquim Homrighausenjoho@mastodon.online
2026-02-16

What a sunny walk in -22C may look like ☀️ ☃️ ❄️ 🇸🇪

#sweden #walk #walking #cold #coldweather #sverige #winter #winterWonderland #photo #photography

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2026-02-15

Met Office warns 27 areas of England facing heavy overnight snow | Weather | News

Snow is set to fall again overnight the Met Office says (Image: Getty) Snow has fallen across many…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #coldweather #EnglandScotlandWales #MetOffice #MetOfficewarnings #snow #UK #uksnowforecast #UKweather #UnitedKingdom #weatheralerts #weatherwarnings
newsbeep.com/396662/

2026-02-14

In Frigid Estonia, an ‘Ice Road’ Opens Over the Sea

Temperatures in northern Europe have been so low that citizens of Estonia can now drive across a…
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #BalticSea #coldweather #Estonia #Europe #extremeweather #freezingtemperatures #ICE #Roads #SEVEREWEATHER #Winterweather #World
newsbeep.com/395989/

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