#cooties

THECHEATCODE™itsYasminPhotos
2025-08-19
Gonzoyjgonzo
2025-04-22

How coot!
I had never seen little before (is that what they're called?)
Slowly going through last weekend's photos and trying to filter out the best ones, these from my last short walk in the park.
🪶

A parent Eurasian coot (Fulica atra) and 2 cooties (google says that's what they are called) swimming in a pond, the parent is fishing up plants and small bugs that it feeds to its babies.A family of coots, 2 parents and 6 cooties.Parent coot about to dive while the young ones pay close attention.
pacanukeha❌ (seasonally appropriate remix)pacanukeha@mstdn.ca
2024-11-14
screenshot of a tweet by @NoContextEPL on 13 Nov 24
two images side-by-side
1) Referee David Coote during a match
2) A VAR offside image with the line drawn as a line of cocaine
2023-11-12

TIL
Cooties -
As a nickname for body lice or head lice, cooties first appeared in the WWI trenches slang in 1915. It’s apparently derived from the coot, a species of waterfowl supposedly known for being infested with lice and other parasites.

mentalfloss.com/article/58233/

#WWI #Lice #Cooties

Goretta Critter of the NightGoretta_Synn@horrorhub.club
2023-09-02

I was so jazzed about putting up a new episode yesterday I plum forgot about
#LetterboxdFriday so I am doing it on Saturday. This week was full of giggles and gore. #LastFourWatched #Filmastodon #Cinemastodon #Movie #Movies #Film #Films #horror #horrormovies #horrorfam #babysitter #cam #curse #cooties

Cabeceo_QueenRhiMG
2023-07-18

@Sheril

Not a term I'm familiar with Sheril but some research reveals that these two cuties below are definitely about to transfer >>>>

Photo by Wizardhat.
Image used by Smithsonian Magazine.

Two toddlers in fancy dress: a little boy dressed as a pumpkin, a little girls as a cow.
The boy is about to kiss the girl, she has her eyes closed.
2023-05-01

Did one of the dog’s fave walks today next to the municipal airport. She seems to feed off the energy from the morning traffic and the planes taking off. However I spend all my time making sure she doesn’t stick her nose somewhere gross. Pictured is an empty plastic bottle. There was at least a dozen empty liquor bottles along the road, and while I was tempted to pick them up, I had no trash bag or gloves. Gloves would be needed as the second most common discarded item was used condoms.

People are gross.

#gross #cooties #litter

An empty plastic bottle on the roadside, most likely from someone drinking and driving.
***Dave Hill 🇺🇸🇺🇦🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️three_star_dave@mstdn.social
2023-04-21

It's as if being told in clear terms that a trans woman drinks the same beer they do, a whole bunch of men suddenly felt ... un-manned. Weird.

#BudLight #DylanMulvaney #ToxicMasculinity #cooties

washingtonpost.com/opinions/20

2023-02-05

No it doesn’t! #cooties
I converse with 2 essential workers practically weekly who in years of seeing them, have never seen either sick

Between July-November they both had 2 OBVIOUS bouts of of sickness plus “minor” colds

So if average⏱️of 5 months\2 #Sarscov2 is 2.5. 12 months\2.5=4.8 infections per year

Meanwhile the virus is running around your body at a low level destroying your organs

Suppose it’s💯true each infection ages your kidneys 3-6 years. So at 4.8 per annum= 14.4-28.8 yrs 2/?

hammancheezhammancheez@c.im
2023-02-01

lmao

"We support people's First Amendment right to engage in prayer and fasting as means of protest," a spokesperson for The Satanic Temple told Fox News Digital. "It is hard to respond to accusations of ‘tapping into demonic power’ in the same way that it is hard to respond to accusations of having ‘cooties’ without implicitly validating the mindset of a 3-year-old."

#Politics #SatanicTemple #cooties

foxnews.com/us/christian-praye

2022-12-29
Don't Sweat the Technique ✊valent@mastodon.lol
2022-12-07

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