#crowd_strike

myrmepropagandistfuturebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-31

In a previous post I incorrectly identified some images as being from the #crowd_strike #crowdStrike outage. Sorry about that! They just looked very cool and I'd seen verified images that were similar (but not quite as cool)

sauropods.win/@futurebird/1128

Screenshot of post where I said computer bugs are still bugs and so also my children. #crowd_strike #crowdStrike

Then some images of malfunctioning blue screens of death in public places such as video walls and columns in a mall. 

It also has an UPDATE saying I now know it's incorrect.
myrmepropagandistfuturebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-31

computer bugs are still bugs and so also my children. #crowd_strike #crowdStrike

UPDATE: These images aren't from the crowdStrike incident. My mistake.

A series of images showing large screens in public spaces malfunctioning due to the bad update. Each has "the blue screen of death" with white text. Some screens are video columns in a mall, others are on the side of huge buildings and multiple stories tall.The last dominates a lounge area in an airport, and man sits at a table in front of the screen oblivious.
2024-07-25

O autor argumenta que, assim como é necessário diversificar culturas agrícolas para garantir a sustentabilidade e a resistência a crises, é preciso promover a tecnodiversidade e o software livre para fortalecer a segurança e a independência tecnológica. O texto menciona políticas públicas brasileiras anteriores que incentivaram o software livre e a tecnologia local, e defende a retomada e expansão dessas políticas para prevenir futuras crises tecnológicas e posicionar o Brasil como um produtor de tecnologia relevante.

www1.folha.uol.com.br/blogs/so

#crowd_strike #tecnodiversidade #monocultura #tecnopolitica #SoftwareLivre

2024-07-25

"O texto discute o impacto de um apagão cibernético global ocorrido em julho de 2024, atribuído a uma atualização defeituosa de software da CrowdStrike, afetando sistemas operacionais Windows e resultando no travamento de milhões de computadores. O incidente causou interrupções em diversos setores, como aeroportos, serviços bancários, sistemas de saúde e redes de televisão. Especialistas destacaram a dificuldade em resolver o problema devido à interconexão dos sistemas e à dependência global de poucos provedores de infraestrutura tecnológica.

O artigo faz uma comparação entre essa situação e o conceito de "monocultura" abordado no livro de Vandana Shiva, "Monoculturas da mente", onde a uniformidade em sistemas, seja na agricultura ou na tecnologia, leva a uma maior vulnerabilidade e insustentabilidade. Assim como uma plantação de monocultura é vulnerável a pragas e doenças, um sistema tecnológico padronizado é vulnerável a ataques cibernéticos e falhas de segurança."

#crowd_strike #tecnodiversidade #monocultura #tecnopolitica #SoftwareLivre

2024-07-23

My manager just offered to get coffee for everyone in the office.

Except me.

Maybe because I wear a mask and never ever take it off while I'm at work? Guess I'll never know.

#Covid #covid19 #crowd_strike

2024-07-20

Unlike almost every other airline, Southwest airlines was not affected by the CrowdStrike system update. What did they do? Run their business on Windows 3.1, a 32-year-old version of Windows.
yahoo.com/news/windows-version
#crowd_strike

myrmepropagandistfuturebird@sauropods.win
2024-07-20

@Probertd8 @kechpaja

The more I thought about this the less I could resist making it. #crowd_strike #crowdStrike #junebug #nonsense

The crowdstrik "first day" meme from twitter, but the guy is replaced with the junebug

"First day at crowdstrike, pushed a little update and taking the afternoon off peace"
Ajax B. CorianderSaintajax33@bears.town
2024-07-20

Lmao, boy howdy, did I pick the right week to quit my technical support engineer role XD
#crowd_strike

2024-07-19

In honor of today, I made a thing

#crowd_strike #CrowdStrikeDown

CVS says drugstores and pharmacies operating normally BY TOMMURPHY - A spokesman for health care company CVS Health Corp. said Friday morning that its drugstores and pharmacies were operating normally.

maybe if every reciept wasn't 3 feet long you could afford crowdstrike
2024-07-19

Eins muss man zu heute halt einfach festhalten: Softwareupdates, egal wie klein sie sind, müssen vorab eingehend getestet werden, bevor (!) man sie veröffentlicht.

Ich sehe nicht, dass #CrowdStrike das gemacht hat. Sowas MUSS auffallen.

Unternehmen, die sowas unterlassen, sollte man meiden.

Oder gibt es eine Erklärung dafür, dass dieses Desaster trotz Tests hätte stattfinden können? Ich lasse mich gerne belehren!

#crowd_strike #CrowdStrikeDown

2024-07-19

@Nazani the best protection is to have regular updated backups to allow reverting back to a working state. If your friends don't make backups then it is akin to driving without wearing a seatbelt! Most home users are unlikely to be hit by the current #Microsoft #crowd_strike outages unless using #microsof365 - all my systems have been fine today & are all fully updated / backed up!

2024-07-19

First actual instance of "Delete [...] system32 [...]" being the actual solution?

#crowd_strike #C-0000029*.sys

2024-07-19

Who would have thought the newest APT was already inside our orgs?

#crowd_strike #CrowdStrikeDown #infosec #cybersecurity

2024-07-19

#crowd_strike #outage #security

Hhhmm... this is on the front page of a major newspaper ... will we get legislation now to impose penalties on untested software?

"The outages underscored an uncomfortable reality that software companies face few liabilities for major disruptions and cybersecurity incidents. The economic and legal penalties for such significant outages can be so minimal that companies are not motivated to make more fundamental changes. While a car manufacturer would face stiff penalties for faulty breaks, a software provider can often issue another update and move on."

FYI @karlauerbach

Eastender In Cymru WalesEastenderinwales@toot.wales
2024-07-19

So it looks like #sandrabullock is now a prophet #crowd_strike

2024-07-19
«Harvey Esquire»HarveyEsq@mastodon.world
2024-07-19

"By the time Skynet became self-aware it had spread into millions of computer servers across the planet. Ordinary computers in office buildings, dorm rooms; everywhere. It was software; in cyberspace. There was no system core; it could not be shutdown" - Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003) - John Connor

The only logical explanation...

#Mastodon #Friday #humor #microsoft #windows #crowd_strike #crowdstrike #bsod #BlueScreen #Skynet

«Harvey Esquire»HarveyEsq@mastodon.world
2024-07-19

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