#dadJokes

Dad Jokespleasestop
2025-11-28
2025-11-28

Naming your restaurant - Scots with a Hong Kong ‘twist’

I was amused, if not surprised to see two restaurants mentioned in the press. Based on their Chinese names (who am I to criticise?) Ho Lee Fook was opened in Gallowgate a few years ago and has been followed by Fook Mei on the London Rd. I suppose it is all in the-enunciation

#Restaurant #Edinburgh #Names #Scotland #DadJokes

Dad Jokespleasestop
2025-11-28
Simon OchojnaSimon_Ochojna
2025-11-27

What do you call a dog in a Skoda performing card tricks?

A magic car pet.

Dad Jokespleasestop
2025-11-27
Frankie ✅Some_Emo_Chick
2025-11-27

My family wants me to promise a pun free Thanksgiving.
I can’t do that. I can’t quit cold Turkey.

2025-11-27

Just found out my parents left me an entire parcel of land.

That means a whole lot.

#funny #jokes #dadjokes

Dad Jokespleasestop
2025-11-27

If the Pilgrims were still alive today, what would they be known for?

lemmy.world/post/39387408

The therapist asked my wife why she wanted to end our marriage. She said she hated all the constant Star Wars puns. I looked at the therapist and said, "Divorce is strong with this one!"

#jokeoftheday #dadjokes #marriedlife

Dad Jokespleasestop
2025-11-27

Combining the DNA of a cheetah and a crab…

lemmy.dbzer0.com/post/58443062

OhSnap!DragonDrOinFL@mstdn.party
2025-11-27

The Groove was in the heart, but it ran away to join the circus and become a Carnie, and now the Groove lives in Boca Raton, where it enjoys pickleball and Denny's Early Bird Special.

#DadJoke
#DadJokes
#comedy

psychedelic scene from the music video for the song Groove Is in the Heart by Deee Lite
Dad Jokespleasestop
2025-11-27
2025-11-26

What do you have after eating a big bowl of alphabet soup? A vowel movement.

startrek.website/post/32182487

2025-11-26

Cincinnati, when the turkeys fell. #thanksgiving #scifi #sciencefiction #startrek #dadjokes

Dad Jokespleasestop
2025-11-26

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