#darkhumor

2025-05-03

@ai6yr #DarkHumor

VFR - Visually Fscked Rules

Foggy JackFoggyJack13
2025-05-02

You wake up in a haunted house. First thing you do?
A) Leave
B) Explore
C) Start filming content
D) Light a candle and try to summon friends

Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-05-01

Avoid reality today, as a treat

Marcel Artes Deolazothehornypotter@pixelfed.social
2025-05-01
Studio work table with small subversive sow icon for inspiration as I make new small works #ceramics #raku #darkhumor #handmade
#supportlocalartists #badanimals
2025-04-30

This Month's Newsletter:

Mouse Urine in the Times of Hantavirus
Plus the Silver Fire and April Photos or I ain't ded yet

#DarkHumor #Photos #April2025

msjen.substack.com/p/mouse-uri

A male house sparrow with his back to the viewing perched on a fence slat and a male house finch facing forward with one eye watching the photographer also perching on the next fence slat to the right. Photograph by Jenifer Hanen.
Farooq | فاروقfarooqkz@cr8r.gg
2025-04-30

I can do tons of humorous humor in #English. But not in my mother tongue #Persian. Maybe I'm not an #Iranian and my parents are not my real parents? Maybe I'm a British orphan boy and these couple decided to adopt me since I was left in the street?

As an alternative explanation, maybe it is Britain's plan to make a very Iran loving Persian like me do good English so I will forget my mother tongue no matter how much I love it? Maybe they are using satellite waves to interfere with my Analog brain signals so I can do better English than Persian?

Why I can do a speech in English but not as good in Persian?

Maybe I'm just a weird outlier geek?

#conspiracyfantasy #conspiracytheory #conspiracy #englandconspiracy #britainconspiracy #geek #nerd #bilingual #bilingualism #Iran #Farsi #darkhumor #humor

Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-04-29

You're doing the best that you can.
Which is better than nothing.
I guess.

Foggy JackFoggyJack13
2025-04-25

You wake up in a haunted house. First thing you do?
A) Leave
B) Explore
C) Start filming content
D) Light a candle and try to summon friends

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