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text message

grey - hey are you still alive
grey - awake*

blue - i wish i wasn't

grey - alive or awake?

[a cartoon character with one eyebrow up and finger gun and saying 'yes']

#funny #haha #humor #memes #darkhumor #darkhumour #darkmemes

Me: I'm sorry that I keep bothering you"

Funeral Director: *screaming in terror*

Quando le tue tre teste (FOMO, FUD, HYPE) urlano, forse è il momento di un check-up.

La diagnosi del Dott. Crypto Fair Value #CFV è semplice: Ignorare il paziente. Fidarsi dei fondamentali.
La cura? #DashTo5000.

#Dash #DarkHumor

#BuiltToLast #Crypto #FairValue
#DigitalCash #Freedom

https://x.com/ItaliaDash/status/1995045753103028662?s=20

Quando le tue tre teste (FOMO, FUD, HYPE) urlano, forse è il momento di un check-up.

La diagnosi del Dott. Crypto Fair Value #CFV è semplice: Ignorare il paziente. Fidarsi dei fondamentali.
La cura? #DashTo5000.

#Dash #DarkHumor

#BuiltToLast #Crypto #FairValue
#DigitalCash #Freedom

https://x.com/ItaliaDash/status/1995045753103028662?s=20

1997 Surrealistic Depiction of a Man with Sharp Features and Disturbing Imagery

The image is an abstract, surreal artwork depicting a man's head in close-up.
His facial features are exaggerated and distorted—large eyes, sharp teeth, and a prominent nose—all rendered in muted tones that blend into the background.

https://nocontext.loener.nl/fullpage/01-January1997-Page-069.png

#photography #illustration #madman #nocontext #sfw #surrealism #distortion #darkhumor #abstractart

1997 Surrealistic Depiction of a Man with Sharp Features and Disturbing Imagery

The image is an abstract, surreal artwork depicting a man's head in close-up.
His facial features are exaggerated and distorted—large eyes, sharp teeth, and a prominent nose—all rendered in muted tones that blend into the background.

#darkhumor #darkmemes #darkhumour #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #darkmemes #depressionmemes #bpdmemes #mentalhealthmemes

a rainbow with the words 'i hate being alive' on top of it found on etsy.com/shop/ChronicIllnessTees

📚 Caught Up by: Navessa Allen

I wanted this woman, and I was a man who always got what he wanted.

Nico Junior Trocci knows Lauren Marchetti is off limits. She is sweetness and laughter, whereas Junior exists in a world of violence and depravity. Men like him don’t get to have women like her. It’s why he pushed her away back in hi...

https://bookblabla.com/book/caught-up

@bookstodon

#books #reading #libraries #fiction #romance #suspensefiction #humorous #darkhumor

I wanted this woman, and I was a man who always got what he wanted.

Nico Junior Trocci knows Lauren Marchetti is off limits. She is sweetness and laughter, whereas Junior exists in a world of violence and depravity. Men like him don’t get to have women like her. It’s why he pushed her away back in high school and kept his distance ever since.

But when Junior looks Lauren up online, he discovers the shy, bookish girl he remembers is gone. In her place is a strikingly beautiful woman whose social media is filled with scantily clad pictures of herself and a connection to a nearby play club. Junior’s innocent curiosity quickly turns into a dark obsession. Watching Lauren from a distance isn’t enough; he needs to make her his.

He’s ruthless; a walking red flag. Good thing red is my favorite color.

Lauren is intrigued by the mystery man who keeps showing up at her club, who tempts her white-hot desires. But as their flirty online messages stir up a deeper form of connection, Lauren worries she’s developing real feelings for this brooding stranger. As their combined desire ratchets up to a breaking point, who will seduce who?

Book Two in the #1 New York Times and instant USA TODAY bestselling series!

From the viral TikTok author of the stalker romcom, Lights Out, comes Navessa Allen’s second book in bestselling The Into Darkness Series, upping the ante with voyeurism and play club kink.

#darkhumor #darkhumour #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #spoonielife #spoonie

a doctor with a green box next to her that says '9 out of 10 doctors agree chronic illness is terrible; Everyone should lie down in the dirt & give up' - mybodyistryingtokillme.com

Death or Cake? The Absurdity of “Fake Death” Birthday Posts

Social media, ladies and gentlemen, has officially lost its goddamn mind. Somewhere along the way, we collectively decided that ordinary birthdays—those simple, beautiful reminders that we haven’t yet kicked the bucket—aren’t dramatic enough. No, no, now we need to turn a person’s birthday into a funeral announcement. You know the ones I’m talking about: “We sadly remember the life of John Doe, who would have turned 27 today…” And then, surprise! It’s not a memorial. […]

https://jaimedavid.blog/2025/11/29/00/38/19/analysis/jaimedavid327/8406/death-or-cake-the-absurdity-of-fake-death-birthday-posts/