#decapitation

⋆𝖋𝖊𝖑𝖑𝖔𝖋𝖗𝖊𝖆ʞ :freak:fellofreak@denden.world
2025-11-07
Rev.Hans :mstdnca:hanspetermeyer@mstdn.ca
2025-10-10

US government issue warning about potential link between toothpaste and decapitation

““I think decapitation is bad. It’s very bad. It’s painful and it it makes it very difficult to work,” explained President Trump..”

#satire #uspolitics #health #toothpaste #decapitation

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"I think decapitation is bad. It's very bad. It's painful and it it makes it very difficult to work," explained President Trump to reporters as he simultaneously belched and farted. "We want to stop the decapitation and, I don't know, if toothpaste leads to decapitation, then maybe we stop using the toothpaste. I don't know, I'm not an expert on toothpaste, but this is what they tell me. The toothpaste is bad. It's very bad." According to a report issued by Robert F Kennedy's HHS, in an overwhelming number of cases, decapitation was preceded by the use of toothpaste. "We have examined every case of …
Mathrubhumi EnglishMathrubhumi_English
2025-09-15

President Trump condemns the brutal beheading of an Indian motel manager in Dallas by an undocumented Cuban immigrant, calling for stricter immigration enforcement english.mathrubhumi.com/news/w

Mathrubhumi EnglishMathrubhumi_English
2025-09-14
2025-08-28
Public Domain Image Archivepdimagearchive
2025-08-19

Another Decapitation (1897), from Magic: Stage Illusions and Scientific Diversions, including Trick Photography.

Source: California Digital Library / Internet Archive

pdimagearchive.org/images/3d22

Illustration from a Victorian book on Magic
2025-02-09

Ben alors, Emmanuel Macron, on n'est plus "Charlie" quand c'est un artiste noir qui vous fait subir, artistiquement parlant, une décollation ? Ne serait-on pas dans le deux poids deux mesures, "monsieur le Président" ? 🧐🤔
#decollation #decapitation #chlordecone #ChlordeconeJusticeEtReparations #2poids2mesures

Plainte d'Emmanuel Macron après l'exposition d'une œuvre le montrant la tête coupéePeut-il rebondir ? Une de Charlie Hebdo montrant la tête d'Emmanuel Macron dévalant un escalier, après avoir été guillotiné
Adam Crow GamingAdamCrowGaming
2024-11-10

Time for one final Brütal Legend stream for this ! Tonight, we finish the post-game, and if we have time... some multiplayer! Raise them horns Acrowlytes!!!! twitch.tv/adamcrowgaming

WARNING: Game may cause seizures. Viewer discretion advised.

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