I can’t imagine finally being accepted into the Secret Service only to become a glorified diaper changer at the Trump WH.
#secretservice #whitehouse #depends #trump #MAGA #republicans
#depends
Why the Lakers' success depends on Deandre Ayton -- and vice versa
https://misryoum.com/us/trending/why-the-lakers-success-depends-on-deandre-ayton/
Dave McMenaminFeb 26, 2026, 07:00 AM ETCloseLakers and NBA reporter for ESPN. Covered the Lakers and NBA for ESPNLosAngeles.com from 2009-14, the Cavaliers from 2014-18 for ESPN.com and the NBA for NBA.com from 2005-09.Multiple AuthorsON THE LAUNDRY list of errors...
#Why #the #Lakers #success #depends #Deandre #Ayton #and #vice #versa #US_News_Hub #misryoum_com
Who's in charge of acronyms in 🟠 tRump Kakistocracy?
Since ol' Shitzenpanz put Lush Pete on it, U just knew he'd deflect!
Of course, he favored a boozy acronym, even tho opposite of "Defense" is "Offense."
AND... #DOW sounds like a $-MAKER, whereas #DOO reminds us of #Depends ⁉️
@MartySmithESPN @ESPNMcGee #MartyandMcGee #Depends Can’t get Marty’s take on the Luge out of my head😂😂👊 80 MPH and wondering if they are pooping their pants. I love Saturday Morning!!
#MissKittyPolitics
Yea, the moron from Alabama, Senator Britt, is correct. It is way not good faith on GOP's part. Thus it is as I have been saying, #WAR.
Senator #Britt is an #accomplice to first degree #murder. I want that trial. After #Thune. After Johnson. They all wearing #Depends these days.
Republicans pan Democrats' dem...
#ICE really cares about SHITTING -- MURDER is the foreplay.
They get PAID 2 MURDER, but must pay 2 shit.
They'd rather break into a home 2 shit 4 free.
Ohh... #GestapoGnoem☠️@SecNoem denied them a Shitter Expense Account⁉️
🟠 tRumps pvt Militia of Idiots running on #Depends⁉️
@ceren74bsky.bsky.social
What to do about whining Killer #ICE patrols who didn't get the 🟠emperor's daily #Depends supply⁉️
They turn on their "one-way" begging mode.
Do NOT expect to be thanked. And... RUN!
Why did #GestapoGnoem☠️@SecNoem shoot her puppy?
It begged to "go", but killing it was easier❗️
" Don Von Schitzenpants #duet #celebrityapprentice #donnydiaper #poop #poopypants #trump #WWF #depends " https://www.youtube.com/shorts/sOElls_WhlE
🟠 tRump's 💩 #Depends are the best bait for #Ratsputin🐀@stephenm.
A little lettuce will do.
Don't forget to place 1 in the attic❗️
🧾. SEXDOLLY Korea (🇰🇷)
●. Rosé = Cursed Dolly
●. YuBi = Cocacola Dolly
●. Jennie = Cocaine Dolly
●. Jisoo = Cocacola Dolly
●. Lisa = Cocaine Dolly
●. IU = #Depends, there's several of her. The best ones are Cocacola Dolly, but she herself is more Cursed Dolly.. she doesn't count as #Demon because she didn't sign a Deal. She's just SICK
https://www.fogolf.com/999439/takapuna-golf-clubs-future-depends-on-plan-to-deal-with-milfords-water-hazard-the-front-page/ Takapuna Golf Club’s future depends on plan to deal with Milford’s water hazard – The Front Page #away #Club #clubs #Days #Deal #Depends #Fate #from #Front #Future #Golf #GolfNews #Hazard #just #learning #milfords #on #Page #Plan #takapuna #The #to #water #were #with
Notes on #UAP Discussions : Anyone checking in on this thread periodically knows by now were not much on the whole #Disclosure vs #OntologicalShock thing. That’’s not a random surmise ; it draws mostly from culture, current events and exposure priors. That is not to say that we all don’t know some adjacent persons at risk for loss of marbles when the time comes. For that, if you can afford it, I suggest a spare closet to store some adult #Depends in various sizes, to distribute as needed
Where is the rightful birthplace of hockey? Depends who you ask
The first organized game was played in Montreal back in 1875. But people in Délı̨nę, N.W.T., Windsor, NS., and Quebec City have different opinions. #rightful #birthplace #hockey #Depends
https://10bmnews.com/2025/03/where-is-the-rightful-birthplace-of-hockey-depends-who-you-ask/
When is someone "Old".
#Depends
No pun intended with that hash tag.
https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/story/when-are-we-officially-old-184042795.html
[Video] #FormerPresident #BarackObama #jokes with #Pittsburgh #crowd after asking if they think #Trump has ever changed a #diaper.
“I shouldn’t say it,” Obama said, clearly alluding to rumors about Trump’s use of #Depends-style #undergarments, which had earned him the #nickname #DiaperDon.
https://therecount.com/watch/i-shouldnt-say-it-obama/2645896354
I like the new Depends commercial - some heroes wear diapers. Finally I’m considered heroic!
#hero #depends #adultdiapers
It's like he ran out of #depends
From fight, fight, fight, to scared little bitch in 1.5 seconds.
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