Why did the snowman suddenly smile?

He could see the snowblower coming. 😁⛄️❄️ #dirtyjoke #corny

Psst! Wanna hear a dirty joke about the fastest-growing vegetable?

Joke is verifiably at least 164 years old and could be 100 years older than that, depending on which edition of the Tom Brown's Jester jokebook it first appeared in, which is a research project that exceeds my current available library resources.

For the joke, clicky the linky!

https://www.erosblog.com/2024/08/15/it-grows-rapidly/

#Joke #DirtyJoke #Grower #Vegetables #Humor #Vintage

Jack's wife got mad when he laughed before she delivered the punchline to her joke.

It was premature Jack elation.

#joke #dirtyjoke #pun #NSFW

I *SO VERY BADLY* wanted to make a reply joke about unlocked knotting ability and access to a database of lonely werewolf smut readers being among the Wolf Plus pro features, but that's just NOT fair to drop, even with CW, into the replies of an unsuspecting civilian who doesn't have the least hint in their bio that they might react well to smutty references to highly smutty werewolf fiction.

#Knot #Knotting #Werewolf #Smut #Romance #Erotica #Joke #DirtyJoke #Humor

Yes, I'm a 55 yrs old adolescent. I still giggle when I see a Kubernetes node with a taint.
#kubernetes
#dirtyjoke

Q. How do you know Santa is a player?
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A. He always comes with at least three hos.

#dirtyjoke #santajoke #joke #hohoho

> The classicist #EvaKeuls argues that the.. philosopher was telling a #DirtyJoke to cheer up his.. companions. Before he died, she contends, #Socrates lifted his cloak and exposed his erection, which resulted either from the poison or the touch of the attendant who felt his body to check the drugs’ progress.. He was making a pun on the Greek word for becoming cold, which can also mean rigid or enlivened, while referring to a bird associated with an insatiable sexual appetite..
#chicken