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#doctorhumor

#chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #doctormemes #doctorhumor #baddoctors #spoonielife #spoonie

1 - maybe a partially deflated inflatable raft or costume? (ME) "Help me!"

2 - Angela from The Office (doctors) in the woods "I don't understand what you want from me."

What's Poppin? EDS Memes

#doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #autoimmune #gaslightingdoctors #medicalgaslighting #spoonie #spoonielife

I was definitely born in the right era. I love being able to tell a doctor to "shut the f*ck up" without getting lobotomized

#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #doctors #doctorhumor #medicalgaslighting #funny #haha #memes

Thinking of my long-gone-doctor
during the holidays, looking down
on me. He's not dead or anything,
just very condescending.

#doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #healthcarememes #funny #memes #haha #humor #funnyhaha #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #hospitalmemes

@SaintYeeter

Doctors are just scamming you if they say you have internal bleeding. Thats where blood is supposed to be dumbass

Comments: Patient believes she is dead, vital signs suggest otherwise

#funny #hospitalmemes #hospitalhumor #doctormemes #doctorhumor #healthcaremems #healthcarehumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

Comments: Patient believes she is dead, vital signs suggest otherwise

#healthcarememes #healthcarehumor #medicalhumor #medicalmemes #doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #funny #haha

glomp

i eat 15 apples for breakfast then drive myself to the hospital just to watch the doctors get blasted backward into the drywall bc they cant withstand my aura

#doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #spoonielife #doctorsappointments #autoimmune #chronicillnesslife

Medical records should have should clickbait titles to trick the doctors into reading them.

[pic of doctor looking in eyes]

Leading Cause of Death For Doctors: #20 Will Shock You

MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com

#funny #haha #doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes

@carterhambley im pitting my doctors against each other like divorced parents. tellin my dentist that the podiatrist said i can have sugar cubes

#doctormemes #doctorhumor #funny #haha #memes #funnymemes #funnyhaha #haha

Doctor: i don't know how you tore it but we finally fixed your butthole
*credit card declines*
Doctor: guy splitting a log from the hold in the center

#doctorsappointment #doctorsoffice #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #spoonie #spoonielife

Whoever came up with the 10 minute doctor's appointment needs a 10 minute ass-whooping

#chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #funny #Haha #humor #Healthcarememes #heatlhcarehumor #doctormemes #doctorhumor #doctorsappointments #doctorsoffice

Saying "Who's this little guy?" when the nurse comes in with the doctor.

MyBodyIsTryingTokilMe.com

#doctormemes #doctorhumor #medicalgaslighting
#chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillness #autoimmune #chronicallyill #spoonie #spoonielife

@myibslife

me: i don't feel good
doctor: ok well idk what's wrong. probably nothing, actually. have you considered you might be faking it? this appointment will be 3,948

me: perfect thank you

#stressmemes #stresshumor #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #autoimmune

@animaldrumss on x

me: im a pretty laid back guy

doctor: actually Mike you have three different diseases from stress and another two from handling it so poorly

#unspirational #doctormemes #doctorhumor #medicalgaslighting #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillness #healthcarememes #healthcarehumor

A note to my doctor:

[pic of a sunset over the waters and hills]

I'm like 900% sure you graduated last in your med class

#cats #catmemes #cathumor #doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #spoonielife #chronicillnesslife

venn diagram with cat looking at it

yellow circle - my cat
purple circle - my doctor
orange center - moody, unreliable, ignores requests, avoids eye contact, loses interest in me, irritating for no reason

#doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #healthcarehumor #healthcarememes

An Apple A Day Keeps The Doctor Away

a doctor shielding his face "oh no not an apple my only weakness"
'''''
as a woman throws an apple at him "stay away from my family"

#doctors #doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnessmemes #chronicillnesshumor #healthcarememes #healthcarehumor #funny

Nobody sighs louder than an uninterested doctor asked to run a few tests.

#funny #funnyhaha #haha #humor #memes #gynecologistmemes #gynecologymemes #womenmemes #chronicillnesshumor #doctormemes #doctorhumor #healthcarememes

a guy showing his girl a kitten and she is mouth wide shocked excited

[when your gynecologist is also a magician]

#doctormemes #doctorhumor #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #medicalmystery

my doctor calling his therapist as soon as i leave his office

[guy looking stressed at phone]

#doctormemes #doctorhumor #doctors #hospitalmemes #chronicillnesshumor #chronicillnessmemes #haha #humor #memes

Doctor: Looks like you don't have nave any health insurance so we're gonna let you die

Me: Okay fantastic thank you

[doctor talking to smiling patient]

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