#faceplant

2025-10-19

@analgesicsleep You put on that dress, and I'll go shave my tongue! #FacePlant #WrongMovie (Dad you already made that joke) Yeah but nobody heard it/laughed! #SymSat

Chris Alemany🇺🇦🇨🇦🇪🇸chris@mstdn.chrisalemany.ca
2025-10-17

His nose definitely touched grass for that catch. 😆 👃 🌱
#bluejays #mlb #alcs #faceplant

A blue jays player, Addison Barger, does a faceplant into the right field grass as he dives and slides belly first after catching a fly ball on the run.
Edgecontrol🍉🛹Edgecontrol
2025-09-08

Milei .

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-26

Wow, Zuck! 🎉💼 You single-handedly face-planted into the abyss because of a desktop folder named "mens rea"? 🤦‍♂️ Maybe try renaming it to "Oops" next time! 😂
pluralistic.net/2025/04/18/cha

Francisca Sinnfsinn@mas.to
2025-04-11

@Jam123 … and spend the inbetween time building his own platform and profile, carefully pushing back at and away from Trudeau on policy without being an antagonizing jerk, and people would have listened. That window closed, and he was the one who closed it. #FacePlant

@intothewestaway

Edgecontrol🍉🛹Edgecontrol
2025-04-02

Elon Musk .

Edgecontrol🍉🛹Edgecontrol
2025-03-23

Darmanin huge

Taylor JessenSidFudd@4bear.com
2025-03-10

@alwirtes Rhymes with Boo Bux Ban. #faceplant

Edgecontrol🍉🛹Edgecontrol
2025-03-07

Suceso para Ariane 6 y otro para Elon Musk.

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-01

Oh, look! Another epic quest for that ends with a 🤦: 400 reasons not to use Microsoft Azure! Because obviously, reading a novella of Azure gripes is exactly what every developer dreams of doing on a cozy weekend. Must be a slow news day 🙄.
azsh.it

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