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#failedsprint

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Photo of a man standing in an art museum, looking at three blank canvases.

Caption: Me looking at all the work I got done this sprint after endless interruptions

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Caption:
The sprint cycle is like a merry-go-round

My sprint cycle:
(Photo of a merry-go-round engulfed in flames.)

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Man running up to a metal gate. The frame is labeled sprint planning.

Man in the middle of hurdling the gate. The frame is labeled start of the sprint.

Man falls to the ground on the other side of the gate. The frame is labeled every remaining day of the sprint

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Screen grabs frkm Seinfeld

Cynthia asks Elaine "Does he repeatedly miss his sprint goals?"

Elaine responds "Nooooo....." then "Yeah, yeah....."

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Picture of cement form for the fromt steps of a house. They are labeled "Capacity at the start of the sprint"
Concrete has poured out of form and is in a pile in front of it on the walkway. The concrete is labeled "Work that needs to carry over"

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Two panes of Donald Trump.

Top pane: He is holding up a container of Tic-tacs and says "A scrum master came to me. A big master, strong master, with tears in his eyes and said" Sir, what do you think of this user story? "

Bottom pane: In his other hand he holds up a much smaller container of Tic-tacs and says" I told him the election was stolen and his use story was too big and he should split it up into smaller slices like this"

#scrum #failedsprint #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #sprint #devteam #iteration #Meme #memes

Illustration of planetary arrangement in our solar system. An arrow points to Earth with the label "Currently holds the lead in the solar system for the highest number of failed sprints"

#scrum #sprintplanning #sprintgoals #sprint #devteam #iteration #failedsprint #fallout #Meme #memes

Peppy Lucy from Fallout giving a tbums up. She is labeled "First day of the sprint"

Next to her is worn out Lucy labeled "Last day of the sprint"

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Photo of a pull lid of a can peeled back revealing a other lid.

Caption: One sprint ends, another one begins

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Photo of a wall in a parking lot that looks like a car broke through it.

There is a sign that reads "End of sprint. Stop here."

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