#firstworldproblems

2025-05-06

TFW you break in an article of clothing, decide after a year or two that it's really fucking comfy and you'd love another one or two of them…and the manufacturer has since either discontinued it, or made some really stupid-looking alterations to it 😡

#FirstWorldProblems

Shan L Scott Authorshanlscott
2025-05-05

Trying to pull the blankets up when you have a queen-size weighted blanket AND a 7.5kg cat on them is just about impossible.

Ian RobinsonianRobinson
2025-05-05

I think my Apple Watch Series 4 is done. I only wear it in bed to record my heart rate and sleep tracking. But it hasn’t captured any data recently. I only noticed when I slept really well on Saturday night and went to check the sleep data.

I’ll start using my Apple Watch Ultra all the time and devise a new charging regime.

2025-05-05

Day 6 of the @frameworkcomputer motherboard delivery saga. FedEx continues to report that "A trusted third-party vendor is on the way with your package." from Milton Keynes! It is less than 24 hours to *walk* from there to the delivery location...

#FirstWorldProblems

Frau Weh/ AjalanaFrauWeh@norden.social
2025-05-04

Positiv: #HerrBär isst sehr gern Fisch
Negativ: 3 Erwachsenen Portionen Steinbeißer Filet sind nicht wirklich günstig 🫣

#firstworldproblems

2025-05-04

After living here for years I finally got tired of dealing with things like eggs and pancakes trying to flow to one side of the pan. Fortunately, I checked before I started messing with the leveling bolts. Turns out the stove top isn't flat. Time to make some shims for the grates.

#cooking #FirstWorldProblems

nephariuznephariuz
2025-05-03

Tagging is a big mood because I don't know how long the USA will remain a first world country.

nephariuznephariuz
2025-05-03

My lease isn't getting renewed, so I don't know what my address will be in 3 months, so I'm not contributing to a Patreon because I'll inevitably forget to update the shipping address for the reward.

2025-05-03

We zouden dit weekend in het Limburgse huisje-op-de-hei van een vriend overnachten. De vriend had de sleutel maandag aangetekend verstuurd zodat die op tijd hier zou zijn.

Je raadt het al. De sleutel is niet gearriveerd, het aangekondigde bezorgmoment is allang voorbij, de afzender heeft geprobeerd te bellen maar komt er niet doorheen. Geen uitje voor ons.

@PostNL #marktwerking #firstworldproblems

europlus :autisminf:europlus@europlus.zone
2025-05-03

PS Sausages were good, and they’re about to run out at the canteen! #FirstWorldProblems #DemocracySausage #AusPol

europlus :autisminf:europlus@europlus.zone
2025-05-03

Sorry, no pictures - hands full with sausage sandwiches, how to vote cards (to be returned), can of drink, and jumper because I didn’t expect it to be so mild today!

It’s been 30 minutes so far and I’m probably two thirds of the way to voting.

#FirstWorldProblems #DemocracySausage #AusPol

europlus :autisminf:europlus@europlus.zone
2025-05-03

#FirstWorldProblems I have to pass two other polling stations to get to one with #DemocracySausage!

But I timed it for lunchtime to really make it worth my while!

It’ll also get my steps up for the day!

#AusPol

Andrzej Wąsowski ☑️ 🟥AndrzejWasowski@social.itu.dk
2025-05-02

I'm reading a paper that invents a shorthand for saying 'with probability', namely it says 'wprob' mid-sentence.

WTAF? Folks please write your papers in natural language if you want me to read them! Or at least to not hate them on the outset.

#LessAcronyms #FirstWorldProblems #AcademicChatter

Ian RobinsonianRobinson
2025-05-02

My broadband is down. Status check website reports it as a known problem. Estimated fix time is 22:00.

I’ll be auditioning new music via mobile signal this evening then!

Jez Nicholsonjez@mapstodon.space
2025-05-02

Why is it that calendar apps don't allow me to move a meetup/webinar event from one calendar to another (my work one) so that people can see that i'm busy. Sure, I could try and remember to sign up with my work email, but I joined some systems ages ago under my personal email. #firstworldproblems #end_of_rant

2025-05-01

Going through the Greene King app trying to decide what to eat at the pub tonight

#FirstWorldProblems #Food

2025-05-01

Feiertag und die Konsole gibt den Geist auf. Orrrr. #FirstWorldProblems

2025-04-30

Da war die Batterie der Fahrradbrille doch schneller leer als gedacht. Erst fängt es an zu piepen, dann geht die Tönung aufs Minimum zurück und kurz vor daheim ging auch die bt-Verbindung für Podcast aus 😂
#firstworldproblems #mdrza #mdrnh

Marcus Jenkinsmarcusjenkins
2025-04-29

Here's a funny story that is probably of niche hilarity to me seeing as this stuff has been my job for 30 years:

I used the voice recognition in my car to navigate me to the nearest Lidl.

It offered me a route to Liechtenstein.

It really did. I nearly pissed myself laughing. But then, I would.

The satnav in Hyundai is shit, really shit. In my professional opinion.

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