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With everything going on these days, it’s important to be able to escape to your happ… never mind.

#humor #foundontheinternet

A door labeled “Happy Place” w/ a sign that says “Sorry, we’re closed”

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#humor #notfunnyhaha #la #punchnazis #foundontheinternet

Police in Los Angeles lined up outside of the iconic doughnut shop that is featured in many movies.

I dunno… the song made it seem more… epic.

#humor #foundontheinternet

Blue sky in the background. Open space, no buildings. In the foreground there are five or so concrete stars rising to nothing on top of a splurt of unkempt brown grass. Behind the stairs is a pole with two signs: an arrow pointing up and the word Heaven.

I’m sorry to everyone to whom this is going to be maddening. It was too funny not to share though.

#humor #foundontheinternet

An old portrait (maybe 17th or 18th century) of a gentleman in some finery posing.

Across the top, it says: I don’t always crop pictures.

In the bottom it says: But when I do
Below that is unintelligible text that has been cut off.

One might say they are high-larious.

#humor #dadjokes #foundontheinternet

A photo of a beautiful mountain range. There are tall, snow-capped mountains in the distance and rolling green hills in the foreground.

It says above:

Mountains aren’t just funny, they are hill areas.

This may be the nerdiest clever meme ever.

#humor #foundontheinternet #nannotequalsnan #nerd #math #javascript

#uspol #humor #foundontheinternet

A two panel meme with Jim from the office pointing at a presentation.

First panel he points to says:

EVEN 60% OF
REPUBLICANS SURVEYED SAID THE SIGNAL LEAK WAS A SERIOUS PROBLEM

Second panel says:

THE OTHER
40% SAID
НИЧЕГО СТРАШНОГО

Me: There is no perfect setup…
The Internet: Hold my beer…

#humor #montypython #holygrail #theycouldbecarried #foundontheinternet #pleasebetrue

A social media exchange between four people that I really hope is genuine.

marsincharge:
Coconuts have only been in the Caribbean for 500 years. They just....floated on over from Asia and took root. That's...hilarious.

itcomesbetweenus:
Wait really? I always thought they were if not native at least brought over on purpose

marissarei:
Right??? I'm watching this nature doc and when the narrator said that I nearly spit my drink giggling. They're remarkably buoyant and just bob their way to a new shore. So carefree. Truly a fruit destined to be in the Caribbean.

thisisnotacatblog:
are you suggesting coconuts migrate

#humor #nostalgia #foundontheinternet #livemas

Sone food from Taco Bell on some napkins. Over the image it says:

And then the little dog would say "yo quiero Taco Bell" and we would all laugh and laugh.
It was a simpler time. @RunwayDan

Please have a smile.

#humor #foundontheinternet

A bathroom door with a large blue “man” from the international symbology for bathrooms on the door next to a sign indicating that it is for men. The door handle is located in a sensitive location.

Across the bottom of the image it says, “They could have handled this better.”

Do. Not. Want.

#humor #foundontheinternet #cancel

A sign that says:

HI, I'D LIKE TO CANCEL MY SUBCRIPTION TO 2025 I'VE EXPERIENCED THE 14-DAY FREE TRIAL AND I'M DEFINITELY NOT INTERESTED.

I’m sorry to say that Teams is still available in the U.S. #humor #technology #microsoft #teams #tiktok #foundontheinternet

How can you spot fake libertarian Star Trek fans?

#humor #foundontheinternet
#startrek #scifi

There’s an enormous model of the Enterprise* on the front lawn of a house. It is for sale.

Across the image it says, “Looks like they don’t believe in free enterprise”

* NCC-1701-A, you dork.

True story.

#docker #cloud #technology #foundontheinternet #humor

Three panel meme with Johnny Depp and Freddie Highmore from “Finding Neverland”.

They are sitting on a bench in a park.

First panel:

Freddie (with tears in his eyes): IT WORKS ON MY MACHINE

Second panel:

Johnny (gently): THEN WELL SHIP YOUR MACHINE

Third panel:

Johnny (hugging him comfortingly): AND THAT IS HOW DOCKER WAS BORN

#foundontheinternet #humor #emotionalbaggage

A suitcase on the stairs with adornments that make it look decidedly unhappy.

The text says:

Telling your suitcase there's no more vacations this year can be tough.
Emotional baggage is the worst

For the #truecrime #linguists.

#humor #foundontheinternet

Two crows sitting next to each other in a little makeshift perch.

Hint: There’s room for several more crows.

Some #foundontheinternet #humor to lighten your mood.

A four panel joke involving Kirk and Scotty.

Upper Left:

Scotty: Back on Earth, it's a 5 minute walk from my house to the pub.

Upper Right:

Scotty: But it's a 45 minute walk from the pub back to my house.

Lower Left:

Scotty: The difference is staggering.

Lower Right:

Kirk: …

One for the Olds.

#humor #foundontheinternet

Two panels, the top one is Pat Morita as Mr. Miyagi from the Karate Kid.

The bottom one has two Babybel cheeses.

It says, “How does Mr. Miyagi eat his Babybel?”

The one on the left is red (wax on), the one on the right is just the cheese (wax off)

Time wounds all heels.

#humor #foundontheinternet #startrek

Three panels under the label “Tea Time with Mr. Worf”.

First panel: Mr. Worf says, “A man once told me time heals all wounds.”
Second panel: “So I stabbed him.”
Third panel: “Now we wait.”

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#humor #foundontheinternet

The El Arroyo sign meme:

First line: Hyphenated
Second line: Non-hyphenated

Fourth line: The irony…

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