#fuckyourlawn

2025-04-15

If you're seed bombing with non-native plants, please be mindful of not spreading invasives. Saying fuck you to a golf course by planting things that also kill or crowd out native species is literally no different than the course itself.

"But it's edible" "But it's medicinal" "doesn't matter, its #permaculture bro"

Those are settler arguments of pragmatism, and are frankly the same shit that got us Here™️ in the first place. Please, slow the fuck down, research natives, especially ones that grow not just in your "zone" but also the specifics of the area you're doing said seed bombing. Ones that NATIVE pollinators eat, live on, etc. Check back in on your shit. Otherwise, it just ends up being performative, or a cool story, or even harmful if invasives are involved. The time, slowness, and intention will make it all the more powerful.

There are a lot of folks doing this work. These are Indigenous understandings that unfortunately have been largely lost or watered down due to genocide, and therefore, are difficult to find clear information on.

Here's a resource list from an NPO (ugh, yes i know) that is a decent starting point, especially if you're just looking for quick seedbomb ideas on so-called "North America" or Turtle Island: xerces.org/pollinator-resource

If you want to go deeper, you can see which invertibrates are at-risk in your area, figure out what they like to eat, lay eggs, live on, and plant some of that.

#seedbomb #fuckyourlawn #mindfulmischief #grownativeplants

ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴜʟᴇᴢʏɴꜱᴋɪshrugdealer@kolektiva.social
2024-01-09
People: I never see butterflies or
lightning bugs in my yard
Their yard:
[image of a huge front yard that is only immaculate lawn.]
ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴜʟᴇᴢʏɴꜱᴋɪshrugdealer@kolektiva.social
2023-07-08

#FuckLawns #FuckYourLawn #Biodiversity is the best way to go. #Rewilding for the Earth!

NOT THIS
[Photo of a house with a lawn and two bird species profile pics]

THIS
[Photo of a house with a native front hard and 20 bird species profile pics]

Yards with diverse native planting support biodiversity.
2023-06-21

Parts of my yard are currently swathed in orange, thanks to all these globemallow #wildflowers. Friendly reminder that lawns are a waste of resources and killing #biodiversity :)
#fuckyourlawn #BiodiversityIsBeautiful #WeedsAreWonderful

Orange wildflowers in a green field. Text says:
"Fuck your lawn"
and
"# Weeds are wonderful"
2023-06-16

New native #wildflower just dropped (in my yard at least).

This one is an Allium (onion) called Hooker's onion... lmao

Also, check out that adorable little #ant 💜

#BiodiversityIsBeautiful #fuckyourlawn

These flowers cluster at the end of a long (edible) stem. They are fuscia and quite pretty. A black ant is walking along one of the stems.
ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴜʟᴇᴢʏɴꜱᴋɪshrugdealer@kolektiva.social
2023-05-18
THIS creates life
[photo of a garden-style yard]

This kills it
[turf grass]

Real lawns have
[native biodiverse land]
NATIVE BIODIVERSITY
ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴜʟᴇᴢʏɴꜱᴋɪshrugdealer@kolektiva.social
2023-05-18
"All my homies" meme with text that reads: FUCK LAWNS. ALL MY HOMIES HATE LAWNS.
ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴜʟᴇᴢʏɴꜱᴋɪshrugdealer@kolektiva.social
2023-05-10

HUGE FUCK YOU TO THE MISERABLE ASSHOLE WHO COMPLAINED TO THE CITY ABOUT MY BIODIVERSE FRONT YARD. Got a "Notice to Clean" about "weed abatement" so I guess my meadow has to go to satisfy some spiteful NIMBY. I'm fuming, guys. #FuckALawn #FuckYourLawn

ᴛᴇᴅ ʏᴜʟᴇᴢʏɴꜱᴋɪshrugdealer@kolektiva.social
2023-03-15
KILL YOU LAWN
embrace biodiversity

Plant native species & grow food

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