was watching kids content because I'm bored as shit and this is how I feel a lot of the time to be honest

#memes #funny #meme

Parasites

https://lemmygrad.ml/post/9905369

L. Ron Chubbard

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This is satire, not sedition: no investigating me please.

#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

If you follow me, you have a sense of humour. If you're reading this, you're a reader. I’ve put this story online, free, gratis and for nothing, it's a twelve minute read. If you like it, maybe you’ll be curious enough to risk 99p for one of my short story collections. Maybe you’ll be smart enough to save some money by buying a compilation. Maybe you’ll be brave enough to buy my novel. Whatever happens, I hope you enjoy ‘Vincent'. http://aarondavid.co.uk/Vincent.html #freeread #shortstory #funny #pleaseboost

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#justforlaughs #funny #meme #dogs

A-Man-For-All-Treasons

bot by @davidaugust
This is a joke, not a threat: don't have me abducted.

#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

There once was a queen, who with malice,
Took a leak in the king's favorite chalice,
That woman he'd bedded
Has since been beheaded,
And now he's alone in the palace

#jokes #limerick #funny #poem #humour #joke

I regularly take part in #OpinionPolls. From one today:

Q: What do you think Britain does best?
A: Fake being a democracy

#UKPol #funny

Who knew... 🤔
#funny #humour #news

Me a master memer

https://sopuli.xyz/post/37389916

President Thump

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This is for tee hee, not treason: please don't come after me.

#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

It's that time of year again to relive the horror of HOLICRAZE!!! Check out the animated short on my YouTube Channel right here: https://youtu.be/JhUMPJHaKTo?si=OQclsIfbkOJZgIum #grickledoodle #horror #holidays #turkey #cartoon #animated #funny

Clownigula

bot by @davidaugust
No laws were broken in the making of this bot: please don't ruin my life.

#satire #potus45 #funny #USpol

come down and play :)

Kaffi er magisk. Frå Vine-arkivet mitt.

Eng: Coffee is magical. From my Vine archive.

#funny #humor #kaffi #coffee #Vine