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This coming Sunday is not only the #PuppyBowl , but also #SuperbOwlSunday . Remember to post your owl photos and owl memes under that hashtag on Sunday.

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Photo of two owls on a horizontal post. One owl is facing away from the other, and they both look angry.

Meme text reads, "OK. I'm not a bird specialist, but I'm pretty sure this couple just had a fight."

Bonus #Joke
I can't take my dog down to the local pond anymore, because the ducks keep attacking him. It's my fault for choosing a pure bread dog.

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Meme with a photo of a sign. The sign has icons for a dog, a cigarette, a glass of wine, and a skateboard behind a red circle with a slash, for "not allowed."

The icons are arranged so that it looks like the dog is smoking and drinking the wine while riding on a skateboard.

Meme text reads, "I don't know who this dog is or why he's banned from the park, but he certainly seems like a lot of fun."

Someone is getting cleaned up for the #PuppyBowl on Sunday.

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Photo of an adult German Shepherd Dog and a cute little puppy. Mom is looking down at the puppy, who is propped up on its backside and is presenting its paws to Mom. Meme text reads, "Did you wash your paws?"

"Women and cats will do as they please, and men and dogs should relax and get used to the idea." -- Robert A. Heinlein

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Photo of a rather irritated by patient Dachshund and a gray cat. The cat has its paws on the dog's head and is staring intently at the dog. The meme text reads, "Vulcan Mind Meld."

Bonus #Joke
Q: What kind of dog never throws anything away?
A: A hoarder collie.

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Comic with a man in a park, about to throw a tennis ball for the dog standing next to him. The dog says, "I swear, Bob, it's like you're not even trying to hit the cat."

Credit:
"2019 SPEED BUMP, COM 5-17 DIST.BY CREATORS"

Bonus #Joke
Q: How do you know when a snowman is mad?
A: He has a meltdown.

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Comic by Dan Piraro (dated 6 March 2018), showing two smiling snowmen. One has arms made out of large thick tree trunks instead of the skinny sticks that his friend has for arms.

The skinny-arm snowman says to the thick-armed snowman, "Somebody's been working out."

Bonus #Jokes
Q: What do you get if you cross a sled dog and a cheetah?
A: A dog that chases snowmobiles -- and catches them!

Q: What time is it when ten sled dogs are chasing a polar bear across the ice?
A: Ten after one.

Q: Where are sled dogs trained?
A: In the mush-room!

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Photo of a dog sled and sled dogs in the snow. One of the dogs is laying on his back in the snow. Meme text reads, "Alaskan Flat Tire."

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a puppy in the winter?
A: A chilly dog.

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Photo of a little dog leaning on a window. He is looking back over his shoulder.

Outside, the yards, street, and driveways are all covered in snow, and more snow is falling down.

Meme text reads, "Screw this. I'm pooping in the house today."

I was out shoveling snow with my kid the other day...
He kept whining about why I wasn't using the shovel.

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Photo of a man shoveling snow off of his driveway. The snow on each side is a few feet high, up to his waist. More snow is falling down, even as he is shoveling.

Meme text reads, "Bosses be like, 'You're still coming in, right?' "

Stocking up is snow laughing matter.

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An image of a roll of toilet paper, a loaf of bread, a gallon of milk, and another blurry grocery item, done in the style of an old 1800s painting. Meme title is:

"Snow Predicted," oil on canvas

Mạnh Trường vừa khoe diện vòng vàng đeo kín người, “tầm này có đeo nhiều vàng là có giá”. Cùng lúc, NSND Trung Anh lại đăng ảnh chế hài hước từ vai trong “Lằn ranh”, khiến fan cười vỡ òa. 🎬💍 #MạnhTrường #TrungAnh #Vàng #Showbiz #SaoViet #Vlog #Celebrity #Vietnam #Entertainment #Gold #FunnyMeme

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Bonus #DadJokes
Q: What do you get when you mix a snowman with a vampire?
A: Frostbite.

Q: How does a penguin build a house?
A: Igloos it together.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Snowman #Snowmen #Cold #DoctorWho #DrWho #Daleks #Tardis

Meme with two photos, side by side, of a snowman in the shape of a Dalek. The meme text is from a social media post by "Oeufelia" and reads,

"One thing I won't ever do again is build a snow dalek. I did that when we lived at our old house, as the kids were into Dr Who. I learnt that when snowdaleks start to melt they upset the neighbours."

IMAGES: On the left, the snowman is standing straight up and surrounded by fresh snow.

On the right, the same snow-Dalek has a lot of grass showing on the ground around it, suggesting a lot of time has passed and the snow has been melting.

After melting a bit, he snow-Dalek on the right is bending over and now looks an awful lot like a... penis.

Bonus #Joke
Q: What do you call a snapshot from the North Pole?
A: A polaroid.

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Photo without text. Someone has made a snowman around a mailbox post at a street curb. The snowman builder has used pebbles and sticks to make the facial expression look both scary and comical. The mailbox is open and appears like a mouth with a tongue sticking out.

Bonus #Joke
Q: What is the best breakfast cereal to eat in the winter?
A: Frosted flakes.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Cold #Coffee #Caffeine #FreezingTemps #FrostedFlakes #MarkParisi #OffTheMark

Cartoon showing two people at a snowy bus stop. They are in very thick winter coats and their breath is foggy from the cold. The woman is holding s coffee cup and the man asks, "Is that an iced coffee?"

She looks down into her mug and replies, "It is now."

The artist is Mark Parisi, "Off The Mark".

Bonus #Joke
Yesterday I wore something from 5 years ago, and it actually fit. I'm so proud of myself!

It was a scarf. But still... Let's be positive here.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Winter #Wintertime #Snowman #Snowmen #Snow #Scarf #WeightLoss #Dieting

Comic with two snowmen. One has a tall hat and looks a bit startled, and the other has a red scarf-- but its head is laying on the ground in front of its body.

The hat snowman says to the other, "Sorry. I should have mentioned the scarf came right out of the dryer."

Bonus #Joke
Q: How do mountains stay warm in winter?
A: They put on their snowcaps.

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Snow #ColdWeather #Winter2026 #Winter #Poetry #Poem #ColdSnap

An evening scene of a house covered in snow, among snowy mountainous hills with pine trees. Meme text reads:

Winter Poem
Shit, it's cold.
The end.

I think I'll stick to the theme of bar humor for one more meme...

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#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #Pun #Glue #Horses #TwoMenTalkingInATavern #JeanCharlesMeissonier #Artwork #Painting #InventionStory #Inventions

Two panel meme entitled "The Invention of Glue", featuring a painting of "Two Men Talking in a Tavern" by artist Jean Charles Meissonier (1848 - 1917).

Man #1: I bet if we melt a horse, we could use it to stick stuff to other stuff.

Man #2: Dude... Is everything okay at home?

Bonus #Jokes
A typo walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “What’ll it be?”
The typo replies, “A bear, please.”

An actor walks into a bar.
"Can I get a stagehand to put some glow-tape on this, please?" he yells.

A conspiracy theorist walks into a bar.
Or did he? That’s just what they want you to think.

Two conspiracy theorists walk into a bar.
There’s no way that’s just a coincidence.

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