#funnynews

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-17

๐Ÿšจ Alert! ๐Ÿšจ Breaking news: are turning purple! ๐Ÿคฏ But wait, don't panicโ€”it's not aliens or a new government conspiracy. It's just a minor LED defect. So carry on with your life, assuming you can see where you're going in the lavender haze. ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ˜†
scientificamerican.com/article

Isn't it refreshing to read some lighthearted news for a change?

"When a senior executive said in 2024 that mockery around [Abrdn's] name was corporate bullying, the Financial Times responded by publishing a post that read "Lv Abrdn aln" (Leave Abrdn alone), while City AM ran with a front page that read "Abrdn: an apology - sry we kp tkng th pss ot of yr mssng vwls"."

Another vowel, please, Rachel. ๐Ÿ˜

PS. What were they thinking?!

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cz9nke

#Countdown #Language #xl8 #Rebrands #FunnyNews

Danny Boling โ˜ฎ๏ธIAmDannyBoling@mstdn.social
2024-12-30

Our local news station needs to find another headline writer...

#Headlines #FunnyNews #Firefighters #LOL #IAmDB

A screenshot of a headline from our local news station's website says "Atlanta firefighters battle house fire with downed power lines." Underneath that, I added a caption that says "I'm not trying to tell the firemen how to do their jobs but wouldn't it be easier to put out the fire with water?"
Lucentinian Works Co Ltdlucentinian
2024-11-15

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Lucentinian Works Co Ltdlucentinian
2024-11-06

Breaking news meets comedy! See what our AI has cooked up today. ๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’ฌ comics.lucentinian.com

This is hilarious.

If you suffer from impostor syndrome, read this and feel better. I bet you won't have delivered a project quite like this before!

theguardian.com/uk-news/2024/m

#PrincePhilip #BadArt #Statues #FunnyNews #xl8

Erica Crooksofficialericcrooks
2022-02-10

Twitter - Kermit is trending
Others - Oh come on ! There's lots of real world problems in the world and...
Me - ๐Ÿ˜Š
Me - ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿด Watching a news video on how right wing reactionaries were pissed off that Kermit was invading Texas. youtube.com/watch?v=POIU_nHfMAk

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