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Funny Quote of the Day: "Democracy is the art and science of running the circus from the monkey cage." - H. L. Mencken

Funny Quote of the Day: "I am a deeply superficial person." - Andy Warhol

Funny Quote of the Day: "As far as I'm concerned, 'whom' is a word that was invented to make everyone sound like a butler." - Calvin Trillin

Funny Quote of the Day: "A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore." - Yogi Berra

Funny Quote of the Day: "If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster." - Clint Eastwood

Funny Quote of the Day: "Progress is man's ability to complicate simplicity." - Thor Heyerdahl

Funny Quote of the Day: "Success is simply a matter of luck. Ask any failure." - Earl Wilson

Funny Quote of the Day: "Never fight an inanimate object." - P. J. O'Rourke

Funny Quote of the Day: "I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult." - Rita Rudner

Funny Quote of the Day: "People say that life is the thing, but I prefer reading." - Logan Pearsall Smith

Funny Quote of the Day: "Scratch a dog and you'll find a permanent job." - Franklin P. Jones

Funny Quote of the Day: "A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don't need it." - Bob Hope

Funny Quote of the Day: "There must be quite a few things that a hot bath won't cure, but I don't know many of them." - Sylvia Plath

Funny Quote of the Day: "The trouble with super heroes is what to do between phone booths." - Ken Kesey

Funny Quote of the Day: "Research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing." - Wernher von Braun

Funny Quote of the Day: "The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret." - Henny Youngman

Funny Quote of the Day: "The best argument against democracy is a five-minute conversation with the average voter." - Winston Churchill

Funny Quote of the Day: "Under every stone lurks a politician." - Aristophanes

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