If it weren't for #porn, the #internet would still be some #nerds exchanging #unintelligible #gibberish.
If it weren't for #porn, the #internet would still be some #nerds exchanging #unintelligible #gibberish.
Jordan Peterson refuses to address Elon's wacky gestures | @destiny
Oh great, #Google has discovered a fancy way to generate #text by "refining noise" instead of using those boring old transformers. π€β¨ Apparently, this means they can now create #gibberish faster and with more precision. Let's all pretend we're not just watching #AI play a game of Mad Libs. ππ
https://simonwillison.net/2025/May/21/gemini-diffusion/ #Refinement #Generation #GameOfMadLibs #HackerNews #ngated
you didn't know #KidRock was an idiot? he knows two things: his name and how to speak #gibberish. it was right there in front of you the whole time. pay attention!!
PEEEEEEEEM GUNKY SCUNKY SPUNKY HEEEER BOOL TOOL SOOL DOOL GOOL VOOL MOOL NOOL MOOL VOOL GOOL DOOL SOOL TOOL VARA SMARA DEE
Wow! An article about #online #trash #talk thatβs inaccessible due to its own #digital #gibberish ποΈπ€¦ββοΈ. Clearly, the real abuse here is forcing readers to decipher #server #errors instead of #content. π»π§
https://tcjournal.org/vol8/jackson/ #accessibility #HackerNews #ngated
ππ "An #interactive #map of #British dialects? More like a #treasure #hunt for 404 errors! π΅οΈββοΈπ Apparently, the only dialect we get to explore is the ancient language of #ModSecurity #gibberish. π»π"
https://starkeycomics.com/2023/11/07/map-of-british-english-dialects/ #dialects #errors #HackerNews #ngated
π Behold, Gemini 2.5: the #AI model that 'thinks' like a #CAPTCHA but with the added thrill of #survey gibberish! π€π Clearly, we've reached peak artificial 'intelligence' when the solution to improvement is BOTH more conciseness and more detail. π
https://blog.google/technology/google-deepmind/gemini-model-thinking-updates-march-2025/ #Gemini2.5 #gibberish #artificialintelligence #techhumor #HackerNews #ngated
π©π Ah yes, because nothing says "ethical scientific progress" quite like turning a PDF dump into a bewildering mess of numbers and #gibberish, right? π Of course, let's add some cryptic military jargon for good measure, because who needs clarity when you have chaos! ππ₯
https://scholarworks.lib.csusb.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1201&context=history-in-the-making #ethicalscience #chaos #militaryjargon #PDFdump #HackerNews #ngated
In today's episode of "How to Make #Gibberish Sound Smart," we dive into an article that bravely attempts to bridge the vast chasm between #autoregressive models and diffusion models with absolutely zero context π§ π. Meanwhile, Hugging Face is here to remind us that no amount of tech jargon can hide the fact they're just as desperate for your money as your local neighborhood pyramid scheme πΈπ©.
https://arxiv.org/abs/2503.09573 #techjargon #diffusionmodels #HuggingFace #HackerNews #ngated
Here is some authentic frontier gibberish! π
"β All of the above are repeated using this: Instantly, right now, every yoctosecond, safely, forever, always, 100% visible at a speed billion times faster than the speed of ultra high energy cosmic rays, SAFE, noticeable, mesmerizing, apparent, etc"
π
#What #Quackery #Grifters #PseudoScience #Jargon #WordSalad #Gibberish
Sundry Sunday: Mario Gibberish
Since Mario 64, Charles Martinet certainly recorded a lot of noises for Mario and Luigi. If you look far enough (specifically, to the Mario & Luigi games for GBA and DS) you can find some entertaining random Italian-like sounds. Mayo on Youtube combined some of these noises with comical animation, to produce thes
https://setsideb.com/sundry-sunday-mario-gibberish/
#sundaysundry #gibberish #luigi #mario #Mayo #MockItalian #peach #sundrysunday #video #youtube
@gimulnautti @crazyeddie @zleap @davetroy this stuff is all getting too crazy and a good place to insert a recommendation for this book read
https://social.vivaldi.net/@cmthiede/113489473420052381
It's all coming down to the build out of "smart" cities. Look into the players building Brazil's. Them choosing not to allow Xsquawk in their country won't mean they won't allow home grown TruthBrazil (made it up) to prosper without major competition.
Now that the price for compute has come down drastically as well as solar for power, the only thing people can do to battle the machines (blocs) controlling the machines, is if everyone turns off all their networked crap as a "whole," as if that would ever happen voluntarily, or the device that would give them simple transmit/receive be manufactured at hyperscale so anyone wanting to connect to the public at large can do so without a fascist filter. It can be built. Plenty on this planet live that way already. It's a matter of getting that ability into the hands of everyone, and fast. This is strictly for bouncing around in ActivityPub land, mind you, not everywhere in the digiverse! We still need to leave that playground for the hackers. #gibberish but not really.
I managed to get 15 days into 2025 without having to hear or read "going forward" deposited unnecessarily on the end of a sentence. Four times in emails so far today
In the grand game of politics, itβs all about "Whoβs Got the Most Power?" Forget progress, forget partnerships β this is a battle of egos. #politics #politicalview #people #power #powerplay #leaders #politicalparty #politicians #promises #gibberish
https://jiteshbalakrishnan.blog/2024/12/28/perpetual-power-play-politics-pulls-people-apart/
George Costanza's "It's not a lie if you believe it"
needs to be updated to
"It's not a lie if you're so stupid you don't know it's not true."
#Liar #Demented #Senile #Idiot #Gibberish #Bullshit #Clown #ConvictedFelonDon #Trump #Criminal #USpol #USpolitics
Adriano Celentano β Prisencolinensinainciusol
https://wgom.org/2024/11/23/adriano-celentano-prisencolinensinainciusol/
"Everything bad that the Fascists do is ultimately the fault of progressive activists" is a bizarre dogma.
We gotta call this shit out, even when it comes from a Black homosexual Zionist nitwit.
#FuckOffTorres #Musk #Elon #ElonMusk #Republicans #RitchieTorres #Torres #TheCons #Liars #Demented #Idiots #Gibberish #Clowns #ConvictedFelonDon #Trump #Criminal #USpol #USpolitics #Tesla #SpaceX #NASA
Good morning. ποΈππ
8 November 2024
The days have definitely gotten shorter, winter is coming. Tonight, will be Friday night and the feelings right ... oh, what a night. If you didn't already know, I'm fluent in gibberish. On Friday night my wife and I get wild, order out for supper, and rent a movie. I have to be careful what I eat though. Such are the lives of free spirits. Hmmm ... I just noticed that above I originally wrote wive instead of wife, I corrected it but started to add an "s" on the end instead of changing the "v" to and "f".
The behaviors of Ben and Charlie changed a bit, it is less than a half hour until mealtime and they aren't in here bugging me. If you read this cut me some slack.
βFlushed with his impassioned gibberish, he saw himself standing alone on the last barrier of civilization.β - F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
βThey misunderestimated me.β
- George W. Bush
#photo #photography #photographer #morning #gibberish #ocean #sea #island #clouds #sky