#guillotine

Ride Theoryridetheory
2025-06-14

This afternoon's earworm:

"If you had been a nicer king
We wouldn't do a thing
But you were bad, you must admit.
We're gonna take you and the Queen
Down to the
And shorten you a little bit."

-- ALLAN SHERMAN, "You Went the Wrong Way, Old King Louie"

2025-06-13
Tod dem Faschismuseibart@zirk.us
2025-06-04
2025-05-27

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We can eat them regardless though, we just need to roast them first if they're not made of cake #guillotine #guillotinetherich #eattherich #feedthepoor #cake. #madeofcake #anticapitalism #anarchism #activism

Photo of a guillotine captioned "it's so cool how they made an instrument to check if the rich are made of cake"
2025-05-25
We can eat them regardless though, we just need to roast them first if they're not made of cake

#guillotine #guillotinetherich #eattherich #feedthepoor #cake. #madeofcake #anticapitalism #anarchism #activism
Photo of a guillotine captioned "it's so cool how they made an instrument to check if the rich are made of cake"
2025-05-23

I need this!

The "Democracy repair kit"!

#Meme #Memes #Humor #Democracy #Capitalism #Consumerism #Guillotine #Ikea

The image mimics an IKEA product advertisement. At the top, the iconic yellow and blue IKEA logo is prominently displayed. Below it, the text reads "Democracy repair kit" in a bold, sans-serif font. A price of "$299.95" is shown, with a note indicating additional shipping and handling costs. A small asterisk leads to the caption "some assembly required", a common IKEA tagline, adding to the satirical humor.

The main focus is split between two images. On the right, a partially disassembled, light-colored wooden guillotine is shown. The wood looks unfinished and simple, consistent with IKEA's aesthetic. The guillotine blade is made of metal. The overall construction appears functional and rather crude.

On the left, the parts of the guillotine, laid out flat like the typical IKEA flat-pack components, are displayed. The pieces of wood are unpainted and appear ready to be assembled. Small screws and connectors are also visible.

The overall atmosphere is satirical and darkly humorous. The contrast between the mundane IKEA aesthetic and the inherently violent symbolism of a guillotine creates a jarring and memorable image, suggesting commentary on the often-messy and sometimes violent nature of political processes. The mood is cynical, yet playful—a dark joke.
PUNK irratiapunkirratia
2025-05-22

·· azkenak airean - last broadcast ··

terminus
lsd
chop oi
guillotine

Entzun / Listen (streaming):
punkirratia.net:8443/punk

Bob LeFridge :tinoflag:BobLefridge@mastodon.nz
2025-05-22

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@mementomaori @irix

#Guillotine

2025-05-21

Today in Labor History May 21, 1894: The French authorities executed anarchist Emile Henry by guillotine. His final words were, “Courage, comrades! Long live Anarchy!” Henry grew up in a family of radicals. His father had been a supporter of the Paris Commune. As a result, his family was exiled to Spain, where Henry was born. However, his father contracted mercury poisoning from his factory job there and died when Henry was ten. After this, the family moved back to France. Henry’s older brother, also an anarchist, helped him make connections with other French revolutionaries. In 1892, Henry set a time bomb at the offices of the Carmaux Mining Company, which killed five cops. In February, 1894, he set off a bomb at the Café Terminus, killing one person and wounding twenty. The authorities arrested him for this crime and sentenced him to death by guillotine.

#workingclass #LaborHistory #anarchism #atentat #assassination #execution #deathpenalty #emilehenry #pariscommune #guillotine

Henry’s capture, outside the Café Terminus. By Osvaldo Tofani - Bibliothèque nationale de France, Public Domain, https://commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=4056321
Florian Eichbergerfl_e
2025-05-18

Der politische Gestaltungswille einer großen Mehrheit der Bundesbürger*innen ist derzeit de facto gelähmt, der Grund dafür sind die überhöhten Preise. Dies geht aus einer Studie des unabhängigen Occam-Instituts hervor, das im April 2025 eine repräsentative Umfrage unter bis zu 6700 Teilnehmenden durchführte. Das Ergebnis: 83% empfinden die Kosten politischer Teilhabe als „zu hoch“.

Quelle: mastodon.social/@fl_e/11434610

Eine Tortengrafik: Der große Teil in Rot ist mit 83% beschriftet, der kleinere gelbe Teil mit 17%.
2025-05-13

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#jds #jeudesociete #j2s #histoirefrançaise #histoire #revolution #guillotine #sansculotte #ulule

2025-05-10

Har læst dele af den her tekst i dag, og tænker meget på omgangen med den stigende højreekstremisme:

crimethinc.com/2019/04/08/agai

Den her tekstbid giver meget mening for mig, men jeg skal stadigvæk finde ud af hvordan det så bliver omsat til praksis helt konkret.

#guillotine #fascisme #anarkisme #højredrejning #dkpol

Tekst hvor der står: So we repudiate the logic of the guillotine. We don’t want to exterminate our enemies. We don’t think the way to create harmony is to subtract everyone who does not share our ideology from the world. Our vision is a world within many worlds fit - as subcomandante Marcus put it. A world where the only thing that is impossible is to dominate and oppress.
2025-05-05

What are the current tariffs on French guillotines? 300%? Will that be enough?

#guillotine #guillotines

Martin Vogelmardor@ruhr.social
2025-05-04

„Chop Chop“ heißt „schnell, schnell“, aber auch …
youtube.com/watch?v=If3wzG43PD
#birdbox #cartoon #animation #guillotine

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