US employment-based #healthinsurance once-a-year opportunity to switch plans.
2 hours on phone.
Me: "So, I called the insurance company to see if plan 'Sparsam' covers my doctor. They said that name didn't exist."
Benefits: "Oh, that's because it's just our name for the plan."
Me: "It's what?"
Benefits: "They probably use a different name."
Me: "All this is making me long for a socialized medicine system."
Benefits: "Oh, no no no! You would never want that! People die, waiting for care!"




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