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Morning spent zipping along the M53 chortling to #hmhb’s latest and pondering the magnificence of the northbound hard shoulder. #OblongOfDreams

To anyone who has heard the new #HMHB album, I'd just like to say "Be-bop-a-lula, Barbados with Barbara by boat". 😂😂😂

#AllAsimovAndNoFreshAir
#FalmouthElectrics

New CD from Half Man Half Biscuit has just dropped through my letterbox. Very excited to have a listen! #hmhb

@pete good to see news articles about Chatteris that aren't covering more drive-by shoutings

#hmhb

🎶 And as a nightingale sang in Berkeley Square …
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/ce9vlzky905o
#hmhb #birding #ukbirds

“Slipping The Escort”
The surgery leaflets
Offer advice
But there’s no preparation
For losing him twice
And now he’s washed and dressed and ready
To keep him safe she’ll face the hurt
And if she could hold that needle steady
She could sew his name into his shirt
Apart, adrift, alone
Afraid of what’s ahead
She’ll be the evil nurse
And he’ll be underfed
Conduct report
Bound to be mixed
“Lashed out during bingo”
“Said the quiz night was fixed”
Occasional sunshine
Where clarity reigns
And memories are mutual
And we’re back in the lanes
#HMHB #HalfManHalfBiscuit

“99% of Gargoyles look like Bob Todd”

And if eight out of ten cats all prefer Whiskas
Do the other two prefer Lesley Judd?

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit

Ground Control to Monty Don

#hmhb #music #flowershow

Tickets for Half Man Half Biscuit in Camden next April ✅
#HMHB #Gigs #HorrorClownsAreDickheads

#hmhb on sunny #ulverston.
And a nice little camp in Ings
#lakedistrict

#halfmanhalfbiscuit

Singer playing guitar in shape of a caravan. Bassist in background

Singer playing guitar next to bassist on stage with a black,smoky background

Foreground of fields and trees. Background hills against a blue sky. In the middle, Lake Windermere lit by bright sunshine

Night time. In the foreground is a fire pit with low flames. Beyond is an orange tent, lit from inside. Black trees behind

Another #Hmhb weekend in #Ulverston

No frills! Handy for the hills! #HMHB @SteveRuss

Train station platform sign for New Mills, which features in one of my favourite HMHB songs.

Biscuits in Bethesda
Now for the creepy walk back
#hmhb #bethesda #halfmanhalfbiscuit

Bald man singing in to microphone while holding a red guitar

Guitarist and singer on stage. Bassist lurking in background under red and blue lights

Bridge with metal railings lit by a white light off a head torch. Sky is very black.

Pre gig wander around. #bethesda
#hmhb #eryri

Waterfall and a pool below.
Mossy covered stones in the foreground.
Bits of trees around

The plan:

Chips now.
#HMHB later.
Camping overnight.
#Parkrun tourist in the morning.
#TRFC 12:45 tomorrow.

#Bethesda

@programmablecat "Too many psychopaths, not enough cycle paths" #HMHB https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3jcDPyXwivM

I keep wicket for the Quakers

#hmhb #Quakers

“Fuckin’ ‘ell it’s Fred Titmus”

Oh Jane was pushing baby round the park
When all at once she saw her husband Mark
Well he was with a man down by the stream
So Jane and baby both began to scream
“Fuckin’ ‘Ell, It’s Fred Titmus!”
….
Oh Dracula comes from Transylvania
Stevie nicks books about kleptomania
Johnny looked out of his bedroom window
And shouted to his mum “Fred Titmus!”

#hmhb #HalfManHalfBiscuit