#humor

Diimaan Balakrishnandimwitteddevil
2025-05-04

Funny Quote of the Day: "The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage." - Mark Russell

😂 🎭

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-04

📚🤔 Oh, you thought you could outsmart with your pseudo-intellectual use of , LIMIT, and RETURNING? 😂 Surprise! The query planner's got a PhD in confusion, and you're still stuck in 101. Better luck next time, code wizard. 🧙‍♂️🔮
shayon.dev/post/2025/119/a-pos

Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-04

🎭 NOVELINHA

O delegado Mourão está na caça dos meliantes Zé Gasolina, Serjão Berranteiro e Ariel do Pix, que é um dos mais procurados.
O 3 elementos estão aplicando golpes em todas as cadela da Cidade dos Fofoqueiros.
Até o momento 10 vítimas estão confirmadas.


North Lovenorthlove152
2025-05-04
N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-04

🚀 Ah, the dream of wireless USB – a tech tragedy rivaling the brilliance of the Wright brothers never actually taking off. In a shocking twist, tethering a Palm OS wristwatch to a USB port is as impractical as a snorkel for a fish. Who knew? 😂
oldvcr.blogspot.com/2025/05/wh

Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-04

É, já dá pra saber o que aconteceu. 🤭

RationizedInsanity🏳️‍🌈🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱🇵🇸RationalizedInsanity
2025-05-04

I had the dumbest conversation of my entire life.

I told someone how work, specifically that they are charged to American companies, and are essentially a tax on them which turns into a tax on the consumer when the company raises prices, and don't make money.

They told me I was wrong, and then I sent them the link which said what I said.

They told me Wikipedia was liberal and couldn't be trusted.

I gave up and blocked them

Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-04

Respira, meu "fio"! Tu não vai ganhar briga desmaiado. 😂😂😂😂😂😂

Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-04

Esse bichim tá possuído. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Absolute Memery 🎭AbsoluteMemery@tribe.net
2025-05-04
Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-04

Tô pensando em adotar esse toque. 🤭 🤭 🤭

Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-04

Isso porque não conhecem a Branquinha. 🤭
Parece ser a dona da casa. 😅 😅 😅 😅

Luciano Caldas :mastodon:Luciano_Caldas
2025-05-04

Essa é novidade pra mim também. 😅 😅 😅

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