#ianal

SuperIludec_hl
2025-06-24

I just "invented" the . It is derived from the license, but fucking dares the licensee to demand shit w/o paying 🤣

gist.github.com/SuperIlu/020c4

DISCLAIMER: and is not my first language

For the humorously challenged: THIS IS A JOKE!

Gigi 🍄‍🟫Gigi@kolektiva.social
2025-05-07

I am not a lawyer, so I can only assume that there is some ✌🏾"five-dimensional legal chess manoeuvre"✌🏾 going on when you introduce evidence of yourself assaulting someone into a defamation case against someone else.

#ianal #NarcissistLogic #RealityChallenged #CarymaNgo

Chris. R. 🎧🎼☕🍍haploc@fedi.cr-net.be
2025-05-05

Is swearing to a constitution like signing a contract? If you don’t uphold your constitution, a breach of contract? Wouldn’t that void a presidency?

#BedtimePondering
#IANAL

2025-05-04

@fluepke Der Einsatz von Pfefferspray ist legal, wenn es zur Tierabwehr eingesetzt wird und entsprechend gekennzeichnet ist. Nothilfe bzw. Notwehr fällt in deinem Fall raus, weil der Typ dein Geld will und nicht deinen Kopf. Wenn’s um dein Leben ginge könnte es etwas anders aussehen.
Aber: #IANAL

Queen of the Emergency Roomqueenofnewyork@newsie.social
2025-04-10

If you are defending yourself in court, and your brother is testifying against you in court, addressing him as Mr Lastname may not be the best choice for showing people you’re not a jerk who might do something as evil as conspire to kill your husband. #LoriVallowDaybell #IANAL

2025-04-04

US folks now might be a good time to invest in a still. Vodka is a good alternative liquid currency in difficult times. #IANAL #ThisIsNotLegalAdvice

Vexatious Vegetablenasurixor@masto.ai
2025-04-02

So when do we string up the #LoneSkum for #bribery? (Among other things, but let’s keep this one specific.) #IANAL #wherethereissmoke

@0x575446 @w7voa

There is nothing "Probably" about it.
Last year #google changed their #TOS

Now it reads along the lines;
"Will not use your private email for training AI, just the ones you *SHARE*."

The definition of "share" is so broad in my reading (#IANAL), It could mean just a person on the CC:.

TLDR: Us heads of state feed state secrets into AI.

2025-02-28

when it comes to people completely failing at all things #legal, I’m never surprised – just constantly disappointed…

these folks are an Australian company using a text messaging contact widget delivered by a US company, using boilerplate disclaimers required by a US law (TCPA) that isn’t applicable in Australia, linking to T&Cs that are applicable to the US, with (of course 🙄) US spelling of their crappy boilerplate

it’s clowns all the way down, I’m afraid 🤪🤪🤪

(and don’t even get me started on their provider’s use of “AI” bullshit in their contact widget – even their T&Cs make it clear that it’s prone to hallucination & it’s on their customers’ if that causes them problems 🤣😂🤣 )
 
 
 
^ noting, of course, that #IANAL | #IANYL - infosec.exchange/@itgrrl/11298 💁‍♀️

A redacted screenshot of a website text message contact widget thingy with red outlines & highlighting showing that:

- their physical address is in Australia 
- their website uses a .com.au domain 
- their “legal” boilerplate includes the phrase “Consent is not a condition of purchase”, which is required for the US TCPA (Telephone Consumer Protection Act of 1991) but not relevant to file in Australia 
- the boilerplate spells “authorize” with a zed 

I’ve added appropriate eye-roll and “zany face” emoji next to the most ridiculous parts of the text 💁‍♀️
2025-02-27

@ErikUden Nochmal zur Liegebescheinigung: Meine Frau hatte Anfang 2024 auch einen Krankenhausaufenthalt mit anschließender Genesungszeit aufgrund einer geplanten OP, da hat sie auch die Liegebescheinigung eingereicht und das war alle kein Problem, weder beim AG noch bei der KK.

Also: Dein AG hat nix in der Hand dich fristlos zu kündigen. #ianal

2025-02-27

@ErikUden Perfekt, dann sollte beim Gütetermin zur Kündigungsschutzklage ja genug "Munition" zur Verfügung stehen.

Achja, alles #ianal übrigens. Bin nur auch gerade betriebsbedingt gekündigt worden und hatte gerade selber recherchiert und anwaltliche Beratung. Immerhin gab's bei mir auch eine Abfindung. War alles soweit fair, aber natürlich trotzdem scheiße. 🤷🏼‍♂️

Gute Besserung und viel Erfolg!

2025-02-27

On Linux I've tried/used the following browsers to replace Firefox:

- Zen (Firefox)
- Floorp (Firefox)
- Librewolf (Firefox)
- Vivaldi (chromium)

For the last several months I've been using Floorp and am happy with it. I use Librewolf for accessing Meta.

On Android I've used Firefox for day to day and Waterfox for accessing Meta.

IANAL: my concern is how much of the new Mozilla TOS is directly applicable to Firefox forks.

The new TOS reads like Mozilla is legally allowed to 'tee' anything you upload to their own information horde, including anything binary.

Also, something I've noticed is that sometimes when Mozilla upstream makes TOS/marketing/affiliate changes via about:config changes those changes get pushed downstream and if the downstream team misses it in the rush to get the new version out the door you may end up with these settings re-enabled.

I tried Vivaldi yesterday. Ad blocking isn't sufficient to use it as a daily driver browser. Unusable for me.

Eyes to the future for open source browser engines.

#Mozilla #Firefox #ZenBrowser #Floorp #Librewolf #Vivaldi #Waterfox #browser #web #SocialMedia #ianal #internet #foss #floss #tos #AdBlock

2025-02-27

@Oktopus Ich sage nein, den Briefkasten hast du schließlich mitgemietet. Ein Aufkleber lässt sich idR auch wieder entfernen, es ist also auch keine Sachbeschädigung.
Punkt 6 und 10 sind hier interessant: juraforum.de/lexikon/aufkleber

#ianal

R.L. Dane :Debian: :OpenBSD: 🍵 :MiraLovesYou:rl_dane@polymaths.social
2025-02-26

@cliffwade

I don't see anything particularly odious about those TOS, unless I'm missing something. (#IANAL, obviously)

I don't see an alternative. Certainly not anything Chrome/Chromium/Blink-based.

I try to use terminal browsers where I can, but I doubt too many people are up for that.

Daniel Fisher(lennybacon)lennybacon@infosec.exchange
2025-02-21

@skalabyrinth Daher rührt mein Interesse an Jura 🙈 #IANAL

らりお・ザ・何らかの🈗然㊌ソムリエlo48576@mastodon.cardina1.red
2025-02-21

「権利制限規定」とか「権利制限の適用対象から除外」とかの用語めちゃくちゃややこしいけど、

* 「権利」とは著作権つまり著作権者が使用者による使用の方法を制限する権利のこと
* 「権利制限の適用対象」とは著作権者が使用を制限できる範囲から除外するような、使用者による使用の方法。たとえば引用とか。
* 「権利制限規定」とは著作権の行使を制限する規定、つまり使用者に特別に特定の使用方法を認めること (たとえば引用を著作者の許可なく行えるとか)

……というのを踏まえて、「権利制限の適用対象から除外」されている行為とはつまり、「使用者に特別に許していた使用方法に該当しないので、著作権者によるお許しがないと駄目な行為」です (ややこしい!)

#IANAL #TINLA

JC John Sese Cuneta 사요한 謝雪矢 🦋youronly.one@bsky.brid.gy
2025-02-13

Only the Copyright owner (or Rightsholder) can do that because they're the original. They're the ones who licensed it under an open license. Dedicating a work to the Public Domain is the only one where the Copyright owner legally relinquish all their Rights. Then again, #IANAL & #TINLA.

⊥ᵒᵚ⁄Cᵸᵎᶺᵋᶫ∸ᵒᵘ ☑️falken@qoto.org
2025-02-12

@derickr @michael or not. Just say you don't have "significant" number of UK users so out of scope.
#OFCOM point blank refused on call today to give a number/percentage/way to calculate so just decide if you are smaller than a tenth of a tenth of a tenth Facebook, it's fine.

My maths says less than 3 million isn't therefore "significant" by any global standard, or less than 60k by UK standards.

#ianal #onlineSafetyAct

⊥ᵒᵚ⁄Cᵸᵎᶺᵋᶫ∸ᵒᵘ ☑️falken@qoto.org
2025-02-12

@derickr @michael or not. Just say you don't have "significant" number of UK users so out of scope.
#OFCOM point blank refused on call today to give a number/percentage/way to calculate so just decide if you are smaller than a tenth of a tenth of a tenth Facebook, it's fine.

#ianal #onlineSafetyAct

2025-02-10

@MattHatton I can’t guarantee it, but I’m pretty sure that falls under cruelty to children #IANAL

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