#joelosteen
It's #HootinTootinTuesday again! Post some jokes or funny memes under this hashtag today, and bring lots of smiles to #Mastodon.
#Humor #Humour #FunnyMeme #April #AprilFool #AprilFools #AprilFoolsDay #AllFoolsDay #April1st #Televangelists #JoelOsteen #FalseProphets #FalseProfits #Religion #WWJD #Hypocrisy
#JoelOsteen
#residentalien
#oralrobertsuniversity
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Remember those things, they called sound boards? Where you click a button, and it says like we had featuring #CalifornianPunk and political activist #ArnoldSchwarzenegger
"I'm Detective Jon Kimball!", "Who is your daddy, and what does he do?"
I just want this guy saying stuff in that alien language! "Ta-dauyay" ( today )
is he a child molester? sounds like baby-talk.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Interdimensional_UFO_hypothesis
OTD in 2014 a plumber discovered hundreds of envelopes filled with cash and checks hidden in a wall at #JoelOsteen's mega-church; it was thought to be $200,000 in cash and $400,000 in checks contributed on just two days https://toilet-guru.com/overview-faith.html?s=mb
https://x.com/AIM_Japan/status/1834882092548735304
Pastor Joel, with his positive message of Hope, he is influencing millions of people around the world to find this wonderful Hope in Christ JESUS. We are here in Japan to bring the same message ...
#AIMJapan #Japan #Tokyo #USA #StreetMinistry #Gospel #Bible #Faith #Spirituality #Hope #Christianity #JoelOsteen #lakewoodchurch
Together with Joel Osteen.
It was a great pleasure for me to visit Lakewood Church in Texas 🇺🇸 from Japan🇯🇵 in 2008, where I personally met a man of God ✝️ who influenced me to be who I am today.
#AIMJapan #Japan #Tokyo #USA #StreetMinistry #Gospel #Bible #Faith #Spirituality #Hope #Christianity #JoelOsteen #lakewoodchurch
Pastor Joel Osteen Launches New FAST Network, Available on The Roku Channel (EXCLUSIVE)
#Variety #News #JoelOsteen #TheJoelOsteenNetwork #TheRokuChannel
https://variety.com/2024/tv/news/joel-osteen-fast-network-the-roku-channel-1236107172/
@edgemaster72
I like playing evil dickasses. Thankfully all of Eberron is morally grey at best. House Jorasco, for example, happens to be "what if the U.S. Healthcare System, in addition to being extortionate and evil, was also part of the executive branch?"
To be fair, the god I picked would probably disapprove of me being extortionate. But it's not like there aren't priests living absurdly wealthy lives that Jesus sure wouldn't approve of. #joelosteen
NBC News: #JoelOsteen preaches about living without fear in first Sunday service at Lakewood Church since shooting
https://www.nbcnews.com/news/joel-osteen-preaches-living-fear-first-sunday-service-lakewood-church-rcna139381
Just days after an armed gunwoman stormed Lakewood Church with her 7-year-old son, pastor Joel Osteen said Sunday's church services will be held in remembrance of the shooting that left two injured, one dead and a church congregation physically shaken.
#News #Religion #ChurchServices #JoelOsteen #LakewoodChurch #LakewoodChurchShooting
The Guardian US: Shooter at #JoelOsteen church bought weapon legally despite history of #mentalillness
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/feb/13/texas-lakewood-church-shooter-weapon-legal-purchase
Libs of TikTok and Elon Musk rushed to spread the misinformation as part of the far right’s desperate push to make “trans terrorism” a thing.
https://www.vice.com/en/article/v7bnna/lakewood-church-shooting-houston-far-right-misinformation-claiming-suspect-transgender?at_medium=Social%20media&at_campaign=Mastodon
#News #lakewoodchurch #JoelOsteen #gunviolence #Farright #Libsoftiktok #Anti-trans #elonmusk #chayaraichik
#Shooter At #JoelOsteen’s #Church Identified, Source Tells @CNN #Gun Had a Message Written On It
https://www.mediaite.com/news/just-in-shooter-at-joel-osteens-church-identified-source-tells-cnn-gun-had-a-message-written-on-it/
#ar15
A woman with a child walked into a megachurch and opened fire. What we know so far
The shooting took place in Houston, Texas' enormous Lakewood Church, led by celebrity pastor Joel Osteen.
#globalnews #Trending #USNews #ChurchShooting #joelosteen
https://globalnews.ca/news/10288474/lakewood-church-shooting-joel-osteen-houston/
A woman with a child walked into a megachurch and opened fire. What we know so far
The shooting took place in Houston, Texas' enormous Lakewood Church, led by celebrity pastor Joel Osteen.
#globalnews #Trending #USNews #ChurchShooting #joelosteen
https://globalnews.ca/news/10288474/lakewood-church-shooting-joel-osteen-houston/
UPDATE: Osteen Church Shooter Identified
HOUSTON — An armed woman was killed Sunday after walking into Lakewood Church and opening fire, according to police.
Multiple independent sources tell KHOU 11's Jeremy Rogalski that Genesse Ivonne Moreno, 36, was wearing a trench coat and a backpack when she entered the church with a child and a long rifle. The child was also shot an
https://newsviews.online/2024/02/12/update-osteen-church-shooter-identified/
#Updates #Jesus #JoelOsteen #Texas