#kidding

Ben Schorr :donor:bschorr@infosec.exchange
2025-12-24

I took one of those aptitude tests that asks you a bunch of questions and then tells you what career you're best suited for.

Rodeo clown.

#kidding #sortofkidding

Nigel Wadsworth ๐Ÿ‡ฆ๐Ÿ‡บnygl
2025-11-21
2025-10-21

Be careful who you allow to have access to your medical records. At a recent check up my wife and our family Dr were talking and my wife mentioned she might be a bit autistic. The Dr fired back that of one of us was autistic it was me.

Now I'm not sure if I should've put the wife on the access list.

#autism #HIPAA #kidding

2025-09-27

@CSB@poa.st I'm much too laid back to claim "Prussian" belonging and anyway am probably mostly south-german blooded Bavarian ["lazy germanic"] but maybe you could pass for Prussian?

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prussian_virtues
#kidding

The Rt. Rev. Fumire, Ph.D. :twitter__verified_organization:fumire@uri.life
2025-09-15
erin sparlingeveryplace
2025-08-18

@mattiem my backup talk proposal was on concurrency but โ€ฆ I think thatโ€™s been covered!

Crankier Than Usual - He/Himsec_yote_agenda@mstdn.party
2025-08-07

Korra - "Civil War, Pt. 2": Where's Iron Man and Captain America? :| #kidding
The Tenzin plot feels very "there". The Korra stuff is a bit more interesting, though her making unilateral decisions to pursue what she thinks is right is a real red flag. It works out here, but why not capture Unalaq?

Ivor Hewittivor@ivor.org
2025-07-24

@danny scroll scroll... scroll...
"Claude, summarise this page for me"
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#kidding obv. ๐Ÿ˜

2025-06-29

@nixCraft Iโ€™m curious when you think Microsoft was a trustworthy vendor.

My gut says probably not since you needed floppies as install media. (Okay maybe Windows XP).

#Kidding #NotKidding

Chris Mackay ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆtantramar
2025-06-17

@grammargirl American AI wonโ€™t set the correct spaces around the em dashes, though. Only the Canadian and English ones get it right. ;)

2025-06-14

Leave it to me to release my first solo album right in the middle of a military coupโ€ฆ #fml #kidding #music

Michael W Lucas :flan_on_fire:mwl@io.mwl.io
2025-06-07

@are0h

oooh, let him. :flan_popcorn: #kidding

Matthias Pfefferlepfefferle
2025-04-02

@laurenshof @obenland @mattwiebe trust me, we do not help you to move to Ghost!

...even if I have to write a special check for the @fediversereport that hides the UI!

๐Ÿ˜‰

thanks @johnonolan !!!

Matt Christensenmattchristensen
2025-02-24

@rowan_johnson the only worse thing would be if you posted publicly about it ๐Ÿ˜…

2025-01-27

In today's #fuckshit with #mikrotik. Hardware is kinda Fire.. The way you guys do shit is weird! At the very least this shit is not for rest of us. VyOS software router didn't take this much brain power to get going. I finally got my network moved over to it. I needed to add bridge, vlans, vlan interfaces, trunk ports in bridges, add interfaces and vlan interfaces to bridges, add interfaces to interfaces lists to allow firewalls shit, add address pools, then dhcp servers, and then add networks ( which are not vlans). I still have not set up PBR. And before you come at me with this, "do you even network bro bullshit"!! NO! I don't.. I'm not sure this fucking thing networks without you getting drugged in in a foreign country for your kidneys!!

Now don't get me wrong( or get me all the way wrong)!!! The software is a POS ๐Ÿคฃ It's powerful, I'm sure! You just need to kill a baby unicorn goat! Then it might do what you want it to!

#homelab #selfhosted #selfhosting #i #am #Kidding

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