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"I'm definitely not trying to make a point or anything, this just happened to be the most comfortable place in the house by pure coincidence."

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Lemon the cat on my desk, she elegantly draped herself over my lower arm while my hand is on the keyboard. There is absolutely no way this is comfortable for her and she is cutting off blood flow to my hand, but that is the price I have to pay for not immediately giving in to her demands for attention. She's trying to look casual and natural. She's failing miserably.

It's very hard to be strict when I'm laughing so hard. 🤣 She's definitely not allowed in the kitchen sink, but yeah.

#lemonthecat #attackeyes #airplaneears #muppet #testingmypatience #dumbass #lordhelpme #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #petsofmastodon #kitten #hooligan

Lemon the cat sitting in the kitchen sink, crazy eyes peeking just over the edge and her ears laid back flat. She looks ready to attack from her forbidden vantage point. My SpongeBob sponge holder sits happily behind her, only adding to the absurdity of this image.

Psycho Kitten
Qu'est-ce que c'est

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Lemon the cat sitting on one of the dining chairs she completely scratched up, just sticking her head above the table and looking like an absolute psycho.

I always feel like somebody's watching me 👀

#lemonthecat #CatsOfMastodon #pets #cats #spying #muppet #psychokiller #cute #didsomeonesaycheese

Lemon the cat peeking over the armrest of our orange chair. Only her ears and part of her eyes are visible.

Muppet is as Muppet does.

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Lemon the cat lying on the sofa, belly up, her head upside down and her ears flattened against the couch, making her head look hilariously flat. She's looking right at the camera with her front paws in the air.

Guitar cat is back, demanding more belly rubs. (The outstretched toes are what really get me 🤣)

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Lemon the cat, draped over my shoulder, belly out, with her hind legs on either side of my hand so I can rub her belly. (Or strum it like a guitar) She's stretching her legs so her toes are splayed out like a cartoon cat.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh why is everything so bright!!!!

#lemonthecat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #drama #dramaqueen #dramacat #hangover #brightlight

Lemon the cat lying on top of her cat fortress, one of her front paws very dramatically draped over her eyes as if she's being blinded with the light of a thousand suns. It's nighttime, the shutters are closed, and only the tv is on.

Every night before I go to bed I have to partake in Lemon's evening ritual. She hides behind the couch cushions while I pretend not to see her so she can ambush me. I stop when she starts biting. Which, today, happened to be immediately. 😝

#Lemonthecat #attackeyes #crazyeyes #mansonlamps #murderkitten #CatsOfMastodon #cats #pets #ambush #goodnight #thethingsidoforlove

Lemon the Cat hiding behind the couch cushions, only her eyes and ears visible, a crazed look on her face. Obviously gearing up for bloodshed.

Seeing her like this, you'd never guess she's not allowed on the table. 🤪 (Or to scratch the chairs 🙈)

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Lemon the cat staring defiantly at the camera from her perch atop the forbidden table.

I wonder where Lemon could be.... 🤔

#lemonthecat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #hiding #feet #sleepycat #jellybeans #hideandseek #cute #cutecat

An orange footstool and a grey fleece blanket, two white cat feet sticking out from under the blanket.

Another day, another dangle 😁

#Lemonthecat #danglers #cats #CatsOfMastodon #pets #dangler #muppet #weirdo #sweetie #cute

Lemon the cat once again dangling her front paws off her cat tree, this time while defiantly staring down my husband (who isn't pictured here)

Lemon's mama paid a rare visit to our backyard today. She was clearly planning an ambush near the bird feeder but the birds didn't fall for it. Mama is very feral and very pretty. And Lemon has already outgrown her, lol.

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Muppet

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Lemon the cat lying on a footstool, belly up and her head upside down, looking at the camera

Dangling with daggers today.

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Lemon the cat dangling her front paws off her cat tree, claws fully extended and looking intimidating.

It's time to play the music, it's time to light the lights... 😁

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Banana peel is fascinating and scary 😁 (everything I put on this side table needs to be yanked down to the floor for some reason 🤷🏻‍♂️)

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We had a visitor chilling in the backyard today. Lemon didn't seem too upset but definitely not thrilled either.

#Lemonthecat #cats #CatsOfMastodon #neighbourhoodcats #staredown #turfwar

Lemon the cat sitting in front of the window, staring down one of the neighborhood cats, perched on top of a small structure in the backyard. The other cat doesn't seem impressed and isn't even looking at Lemon.

Big day! Today, Lemon met a dog for the first time in her life.

Thankfully the dog in question is super chill and used to cats, so she wasn't at all fazed by all the scaredy cat theatrics. Eventually, Lemon went over to investigate and she seemed to realize dogs are ok (thanks again @MoneyJenson for bringing zen master Gila 😁)

Lemon is tuckered out from all the excitement though. 💤

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