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2025-11-01

#2025

space ghost looking out at outer space please, someone, anyone, tell me this is all just a horrible nightmare
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2025-10-16

SCOUSEMA Pamela Anderson goes makeup-free and people call her an 'inspiration' and a 'goddess'. I do it and people ask me if I'm ill and need to call a fucking ambulance.
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2025-10-10

1 - a guy looking over at a guy (life) holding a huge lemon - guy says 'i want to be healthy' and life replies 'did someone say lemons?' ---- mad guy says 'no...health!' and life smiles and starts juggling lemons 'no health...only lemons!'
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2025-10-05

'Life is Michael Michael Scott and I am Toby
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2025-10-02

Life is about being like "ohhh ok. We're doing this now."

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2025-09-11

look at the stars, look how they shine for you - [pic of stars with middle fingers up]
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2025-08-24

Well, fuck [pic of lemons inside a life cereal box]
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2025-08-12

Artist: Jim Benton

1 - if your place is a bit messy, just do ONE SMALL THING every day to improve it 'guy looking at messy sink and house' 2 - he is outside his house with a gas can and his house is on fire @jimbenton.com
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2025-08-09

1st panel - confused guy looking at black ball that says 'life sucks' 2nd panel - guy taking a cardboard box and putting it over the black ball 3rd panel - guy has written jokes on the box covering the ball and is smiling
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2025-08-08

a landscape - looks inspirational - dammit, this again?
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2025-08-04

a fake board game called stay alive game - THE ULTIMATE GAME OF WAKING UP EVERY GODDAMN DAY AND DOING THE SAME SHIT OVER AND OVER AND OVER FUCK ME 1 WAKE UP 2 GO TO WORK; OR DON'T 3 BEDTIME BEDTIMEAGAIN!
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2025-07-28

I'm on my last straw but it keeps getting longer and longer like some sort of clown handkerchief trick
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2025-07-20

a card with a dumpster fire pic on it fire is red. dumpsters are gritty. I'm sorry right now that things are so...
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2025-07-14

Source: sassymantras on threads

When you've had 3 consecutive good days so you know you're due for that 12 inch cosmic cock the universe about to f*ck you with [woman (maybe Mary) hands up to heavens What are you waiting for? come at me hoe! Source: sassymantras on threads
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2025-07-12

Comic by @FlorkOfCows on Insta

Wow, you're such a strong and resilient person [pic of a guy talking to his sad friend] I am begging you to understand that I am not [sad guy talking back to friend]
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2025-07-05

When u text someone & 15 seconds later your phone starts ringing [for fuck's sake]
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2025-07-02

Artist: Loryn Brantz

1 - woman holding a piece of paper and showing it to a guy labeled 'life' - she says 'ok, so here's the plan' 2 - she holds her face up to her face excited and life looks at it and says 'i see' 3 - she looks shocked when life burns the plan loryn brantz
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2025-06-13

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Scurvy [old drawing of a pirate ship and everyone is either dead or sick]| When life doesn't give you lemons
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2025-06-12

"You can't make this shit up" -me describing my life
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2025-06-12


Me: I need a little break Life: haha. Here's some more bullshit!

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