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2026-01-14

Using my shiny chrome nails to distract people from the zit on my face.

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Alt text: Close-up of Matt B’s face with his hands held up in front of his mouth and nose, showing metallic silver nail polish on short, neatly shaped nails. His brown eyes look directly at the camera, and his shaved head and dark eyebrows are visible in the tight crop.
2026-01-02

Hmm I don't think that the Got Myself into a Jam-balaya is my colour. But hey free nailpolish found by the side of the road for the win \o/

#MalePolish #Nails #NailPolish #RoadSideFind

Close up of my hand and painted (not very well) fingernails holding a bottle of nailpolish. Some would call this pink'ish colour.
2025-12-21

I should have waited to do my nails until after I fettled the lass' bike, shouldn't I.

#MalePolish #NailPolish #MenWithNails #Biketooter #Fettling

Picture of my fingers covered in bike oil and muck, which made my newly orange painter nail dirty and chipped, in the background of the picture (under my hand) you can see various bike tools on the table
2025-10-09

Slipping into spooky season with a polish called "Monster Purple" 💜

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Matt B’s right hand with glossy purple nail polish rests on blue jeans with a patterned fabric patchMatt B holds a white skull-shaped object with black eye sockets, showcasing his vibrant purple nails up close.
theaardvark 🦥 Pixelfedtheaardvark@metapixl.com
2025-10-08
Nails and rings this week. As much as I like having painted nails (on the right hand only for some reason) it has felt like too much faff for a while. So it feels good to have the motivation to paint them again today.
#MalePolish #MenWithNails #RingStack
Photo of a hand resting on a vibrant pink background. The nails are painted in metallic shades: four fingers sport copper and gold polish, whilst the middle finger nail is metallic green. Every finger displays ornate rings, including an elongated textured gold piece extending across the middle finger, a square silver ring with a red stone on the index finger, and various decorative bands with stones and patterns on the remaining fingers. The wrist is adorned with a collection of colourful fabric festival wristbands featuring stripes, patterns, and multiple hues including black, white, red, yellow, and blue. Apparently, subtlety is not in my vocabulary today.
2025-09-14

Caramel shimmer, crisp air, autumn mood. 🍂

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Matt B poses shirtless, his hand against his bearded jawline and chest, showing off the Dark Rosewood nails and matching reddish-brown stud earrings.Close-up of Matt B’s hand against his chest, nails painted in Dark Rosewood, a deep caramelized brown shimmer.
theaardvark 🦥 Pixelfedtheaardvark@metapixl.com
2025-08-01
Nails and rings. Couldn't tell you why I painted them different colours. Just felt like it.
#MalePolish #MenWithNails #RingStack
A well-worn hand displaying rings on every single finger - a mix of silver and darker metals creating quite the collection. The fingernails are painted in different colours: coral, yellow, mint green, and sparkly black, because life's too short for matching manicures. The wrist is adorned with a proper festival veteran's arsenal of fabric wristbands and bracelets, all set against speckled concrete that's probably seen fewer adventures than this hand has.
2025-07-06

Like a lot of folks, I’ve been feeling pretty disconnected from patriotism this year, especially with all the Everything™️ going on. But marching in the Pride Parade the weekend before reminded me that there’s still plenty of love, support, and joy out there. That helped.
🏳️‍🌈🇺🇸

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A close-up photo of Matt B with a pierced ear posing with his hands near his face, showing off a bold manicure. His nails are painted in a patriotic red, white, and blue theme. Most nails alternate between bright red and royal blue polish, with two nails (one on each hand) featuring a white star over a blue background. He wears a silver ring on his left ring finger, and his chest hair is visible in the background.
2025-07-01

I almost let June go by without posting my Pride nails!

#malepolish #pride

Close-up of Matt b with a serious expression holding a heart-shaped pin featuring the Pride flag. His fingernails are painted with glossy black polish and vertical rainbow stripes. The focus is on the nails and pin, with the face softly blurred in the background.A hand shown against a sunlit window, with all fingernails painted black and decorated with horizontal rainbow stripes, creating a Pride flag effect. The lighting highlights the vivid colors and glossy finish.
2025-05-18

Greeting summer with my own sunshine ☀️

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A close-up of yellow-painted nails touching a bearded chin, catching soft sunlight.A sunlit hand with vivid yellow nails, glowing like drops of sunshine against the skin.Matt B stands outdoors in the sun, wearing a dark purple shirt, yellow lanyard, and bright yellow nail polish. His hands rest over his midsection, showing off the glossy manicure.
theaardvark 🦥 Pixelfedtheaardvark@metapixl.com
2025-04-25
Beard, nails, ring stack and guy liner for tonight's High Horses gig.
#GuyLiner #MalePolish #MenWithNails #BeardsOfFediverse
2025-03-18
A close-up of Matt B with a neatly trimmed beard and piercing gaze, wearing a blue pinstriped button-up shirt with contrasting denim-like collar and pocket details. His hand, adorned with dark green nail polish, rests over his chest, showcasing a collection of festive green bead necklaces, including small shamrock-shaped accents. He also wears lime-green stud earrings, enhancing the St. Patrick’s Day-inspired aesthetic. The lighting highlights the textures of the fabrics and accessories, adding depth to the image.A close-up of a hand showcasing freshly painted nails with a deep, shimmering green polish. The nails are well-manicured, shaped into a slightly squared-off oval, and have a glossy finish that catches the light, revealing subtle flecks of glitter. The skin appears smooth, and the soft, blurred background enhances the focus on the vibrant nail color.A close-up of a hand with dark green, glittery nail polish gripping a bottle of Green River soda. The can is vibrant green with bold white lettering that reads "GREEN RIVER" and includes a small yellow lemon graphic along with the words "Zesty! Lime Soda" in yellow and white text. The glossy finish of the nails reflects the light, complementing the color scheme of the bottle.
theaardvark 🦥 Pixelfedtheaardvark@metapixl.com
2025-02-23
This weekend's rings and nails.
#RingStack #MalePolish #MenWithNails
A photo showing my face and upper chest. My hand, wearing multiple rings on several fingers, it's resting on my chest. I'm wearing blue nail polish on my fingernails. Some of the rings are statement pieces that cover a significant portion of the finger, while others are simpler bands. My beard is purple.
theaardvark 🦥 Pixelfedtheaardvark@metapixl.com
2025-02-13
This week's nails...
#MalePolish #MenWithNails
My right hand, holding an unopened pack of Cadbury Twirl. The nails are all painted Matt light purple spray from the index finger which is a gloss greeny black. In the background is a glass coaster with "VOTES FOR WOMEN" written on it in the style of the old suffragette posters.
2025-02-13

1... 2... 3... 45.

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#birthday

A side-by-side comparison of Matt B wearing a black shirt, with his hand placed over his chest. His nails are painted a deep red color. The left side of the image shows the hand without a ring, while the right side features a silver band on the ring finger. The lighting highlights the texture of his skin, beard, and shirt, with a slightly blurred background.
2025-01-14

deep royal blue

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Matt B with close-cropped facial hair, his head tilted slightly downward, and his left hand resting on his bare right shoulder. The hand features short, well-manicured nails painted in a glossy, deep blue color, with a silver wedding band visible.
theaardvark 🦥 Pixelfedtheaardvark@metapixl.com
2025-01-01
New Year 2025 Nails, Beard and Ring Stack...
#MalePolish #MenWithNails #MANicure
A close up photo of my face. I have glasses on and some subtle guyliner. 
I have a long, slightly unkempt beard which is dyed an uneven purple. My hand is resting on my beard showing an eclectic collection of multiple rings on each finger.
My finger nails are painted purple. The middle is a dark matt people, the others are a lighter, shiny purple flecked with glitter.
\ˈthē-ˈˈärd-ˌvärk\theaardvark@mastodon.me.uk
2024-11-01

"Actually going out for the evening" nails and ring stack.
#MalePolish #RingStack #MenWithNails

My hand holding a glasses case. The fingernails are all different colours; orange, yellow, green, light blue and slightly darker blue. There are multiple festival bands on my wrist.My hand resting on my lap. The fingernails are all different colours; orange, yellow, green, light blue and slightly darker blue. Each finger has multiple rings on it including a silver skeleton, a silver gecko and a flattened silver teaspoon ring.
2024-10-14

Treated myself to a massage and a manicure during this lil vacation too. 😊

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Matt B wearing a camouflage cap, partially covering his face with his hand. He has blue-painted fingernails with a sparkly finish and is also wearing turquoise earrings. The close-up angle emphasizes the nail art and the subtle textures of the cap and beard.

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