"Joe. I've got great news. I'm... I'm going to have a baby."
"A baby?"
"Yes, a human newborn."
"I'll be the best father possible."
"Oh, you're not the father. I'm having this baby with the milkman."
"The milkman?"
"Yes, the man who delivers the milk in the morning."
"No milkman of mine is going to impregnate my ex-wife."
"Ex-wife?"
"Yes, a wife that has been through divorce is an ex-wife."
"You cannot divorce me. I quit!"
"You cannot quit. I fire you!"
"You cannot fire me! I'm wearing an asbestos suit!"
"I was wondering what that suit was."
