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HeresPlanBsteveirons
2023-09-16

@moir_alan @smh Sat visit moir.com.au

WITH FRIENDS LIKE THESE Kim Jong Un meets Vladimir Putin, they stand, grinning, arm in arm, pistol in the other, half hidden.
HeresPlanBsteveirons
2023-09-15

🖤Mary-Ann Lovejoy 😷🐀 @shieldmaiden69@ Truth will out. ⁦@moir_alan@ Subscribe at moir.com.au

A duttn bull in a china shop We see the bull shitter Dutton inside the [YES] room having smashed everything on their [JUSTICE] [EMPATHY] [HONESTY] trays He asks: "HOW DID *THAT* HAPPEN?"
HeresPlanBsteveirons
2023-09-04

❤️💛🖤Mary-Ann Lovejoy 😷🐀
@shieldmaiden69@
Subscribe at moir.com.au
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Trump is having his little hands put into handcuffs. His mouth is a huge round empty BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH BLAH The officer in black uniform black cap dark shades: YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT ----PLEASE
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-07-17

@RogerCrawford@ Today's #moir_alan #alanmoir @moir_alan #cartoon #Auspol #alttext

The ROBO-DEBT robot walks away, match in hand, having set alight the VICTIMS. Morrison, dressed in fire fighter helmet and uniform, yellow jacket and duds, holds up his gloves " I DON'T HOLD A HOSE MATE"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-05-07

#AlanMoir #moir_alan 👍👍👍 #cartoon Treasury serves up the budget #auspol
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Chalmers is a key waiter walking into his CAUCUS DINING ROOM carrying his single glass on his BUDGET '23 tray. We see ten tables waiting to be served. Each has a name plate: LEFT NOR WEST WOTEVER CENTRE CENTRE RIGHT RIGHT LEFT CENTRE FAR CENTRE LEFT RIGHT CENTRE LEFT LEFT
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-04-08

@collettell #moir_alan #alanmoir succinct and brilliant. #auspol Subscribe! moir.com.au/
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THE COALITION PATHWAY Dumb mutt Dutton in his military riot gear carrying the LIBS case and wearing the NATS as a backpack looks at the Escher three prong optical illusion with an arrow YOU ARE HERE -------> pointing to an impossible location on his white board.
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-22

#AlanMoir #moir_alan #cartoon Labor leaders' foreign policy considerations #auspol
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Richard Marles walks with Anthony Albanese and Penny Wong: BEFORE WE GO TO WAR ON BEHALF OF TAIWAN, DO YOU THINK WE SHOULD RECOGNISE IT FIRST?
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-21

#Alan Moir #moir_alan My #cartoon From 2003. Here we go again. #auspol
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AXIS OF JUSTICE ... THE VIGILANTES a picture of Western cowboys walking into town. A huge Yanky in a broad cowboy hat with hands up ready to take up his pistols, a British in his bowler hat holding a baseball bat with a nail in it, and a tiny little Aussie kid Howard holding on to the overcoat of the Yanky with a limp stick. A death by hanging in the distance. The town over there made up of shops with their signs above the store SHERIFF MIDDLE EAST ASIA EUROPE AFRICA ETC
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-18

#moir_alan #alanmoir #cartoon Incoming! #PJK #paulkeating #submarine #auspol
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INCOMING! Paul Keating marches in, carrying his P.K. briefcase, his mind in black smoke !@#!!* He point to Albanese standing at the corner which has signs R.MARLES> P.WONG> talking on his phone "DIVE... DIVE!"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-15

@AlboMP Alienating your base 👿 ⁦#moir_alan #AlanMoir Subscribe at moir.com.au #submarine #auspol
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We are with Albo in his captain's cap at the top of the submarine turret, periscope in view, ozzie flag at the back of the sub, arrows coming in, looking out through a hand held telescope labelled SUBS DEBATE looking the wrong way round, declaring "INCOMING! FROM THE LEFT!"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-13

#AlanMoir #moir_alan On the plus side, the people of (checks notes) Taiwan thank us ... #submarine
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THE COST WILL BE SHARED EVENLY We see a diagram in the shape of the submarine which details references of the cost of key sections of the nuclear submarine, which include: PENSIONS FOREIGN AID INDIGENOUS AUSTRALIANS HOMELESS NDIS MEDICARE SOCIAL WELFARE AGED CARE
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-12

#AlanMoir #moir_alan #cartoon The Drums #auspol
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THE DRUMS OF PEACE A huge drummer dressed in the U.S. Uncle Sam suit standing up to his shins in THE PACIFIC plays his star spangled drum, a big RATATATA! Coming behind him is a little drummer looking around his drum whose face is Albo's, dressed in military combat uniform, Aussie flag on his helmet, standing up to his thighs in THE PACIFIC, a tiny little RATATATA on his SUBS drum.
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-03-04

#moir_alan #alanmoir's #cartoon on the #NSWelection 👍
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THE MYSTERY OF THE MISSING LIBS We see the NSW Premier at the door with his POLLS results in his hand interacting with an inspector a bit like Maigret (or maybe Pierrot le Fou ;) ) six INQUIRY inspectors looking through their magnifying glass. Three sets of eyes looking out of their green/yellow wheely bin -- giggle shhh! PERROTTET...? PERROTTET...? HOW DO YOU SPELL THAT?
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-02-24

#AlanMoir #moir_alan Today's SMH Moir #cartoon. #nswpol For Mon to friday Moir cartoon comments visit moir.com.au Just $1 per week
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Dom Perrottet sits on his cheap nasty throne in arrogant oblivion and explains to his distressed Matt Kean who, holding on to his paper ELECTION '23, watches the LIB RIGHT panel hand saw reach three quarters circle around Perrottet's chair and continues: OH, SOME SORT OF MINOR RENOVATING, I'M TOLD.
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-02-13

#moir_alan #AlanMoir #RBA #InterestRates #cartoon #auspol subscription great value moir.com.au/subscribe/
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RBA leader Phillip Lowe bashes his acquiescent beneficiary sitting in a wooden chair copping the pain without comment with a wooden club labelled INTEREST RATES. He says JUST THINK HOW GOOD IT'LL FEEL WHEN I STOP...
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-02-11

#AlanMoir #moir_alan #cartoon #RBA plane For daily Moir #cartoons exclusive to subscribers, visit moir.com.au #auspol
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We are watching the biplane called INTEREST RATES with its Captain Philip Lowe RBA telling First Officer Jim Chalmers "DON'T WORRY ... EVERYTHING IS GOING TO PLAN" as the plane disintegrates before our eyes, bottom left-wing flap is gone, left wheel is falling, as is the tail flap, and the propeller has just blown out and is heading toward the top wing.
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-02-06

#AlanMoir #moir_alan Meanwhile, in Afghanistan patreon.com/posts/woman-of-mas
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MEANWHILE, IN AFGHANISTAN We are in a war zone in the desert in Afghanistan. A plane disappears into the distance leaving a parachute coming down towards us. Five Taliban militants are showing fear and running for the protection of their trenches, weapons flying. "WMD?" "WORSE... AN EDUCATED WOMAN"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-02-04

#AlanMoir #moir_alan #cartoon Today's @smh @behmerd.ir For mon to fri Alan Moir cartoons visit moir.com.au just say no... #auspol
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We are in the clouds watching Pell dressed in a black robe, a red cap, and a huge red fascia around his waist, with a couple of white wings on his back and a suit case in his hand, standing in front of St Peter who has his little desk in front of the pearly gates closed and covered in ribbons of many different colours. He has a halo above him attached to his head by a wire, a huge book of APPLICANTS and a walkie talkie. "IF YOU COULD WAKE A MOMENT... THERE'S BEEN AN APPEAL"
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-01-31

#AlanMoir #moir_alan #cartoon just say no... #auspol
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We see a big face Peter Dutton caricature sitting at in his copper style office his little desk with a desk plate name LIBERAL PARTY dressed in black riot gear gloves walkie talkie reading his COVT AGENDA 2023: THE VOICE ETC The poster pinned to the wall behind him says: JUST SAY NO
HeresPlanBsteveirons@mas.to
2023-01-30

#AlanMoir #moir_alan #cartoon rf or bust... Please support Moir cartoons at moir.com.au #auspol
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We are in the eye of the drone as the steam train named LIB REFORM OR BUST hurtles to our left (which is to its captain's, Dutton's, right) Dutton says to his vice-captain "We're on the right track..." as the front of the engine reaches the edge of the cliff and bridge set up to take the train across the chasm disintegrates before our eye, its timber components separating & falling into the air each containing their own labelling, such as CLASS BIAS, INEQUALITY, SEXISM, BULLYING

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