#morons

2026-03-15

Right wingers: "The problem with youth today is everyone gets a trophy".

Also Right wingers

Right Wingers: " I demand you give me that trophy for something I didn't do".

#morons #NZPol

2026-03-14

Make Epstein Great Again

#uspolitics #MEGA #MAGA #Morons

TheNovemberFella ✊🏳️‍🌈 🇺🇦☸️🛰️🚀TheNovemberMan@bookstodon.com
2026-03-12

@ProPublica The #TrumpAdministration is a bag full of low-grade #morons. I hope they get schwacked by falling space debris 😡
#MAGA #Idiots #WorstPresidentEver #SpaceJunk #Trump #VonSchitzenPants #AntiScience

2026-03-11

my goodness, elected #Democrats are #Stunned by the stupidity of fuckwit's war against #Iran

I guess they've been in isolation chambers for the past year

#USPolitics #Cowards #Morons

2026-03-11

my goodness, elected #Democrats are #Stunned by the stupidity of fuckwit's war against #Iran

I guess they've been in isolation chambers for the past year

#USPolitics #Cowards #Morons

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2026-03-07

Two items to note aftermarket Friday: the VIX and the RSI.

It's a good thing (for the markets) that his is a Friday, because while VIX in the 30s is _not_ a panic number, it _is_ climbing into sight of panic number territory.

And the RSI of the oil market, well.

Of course, all of this is irretrievably interwoven into whatever new batshit insanity news happens this weekend, so.

#us #unitedstates #economy #economics #trading #iran #war #news #morons #fools #lunatics #FuckTrump #trump #FuckMAGA

The VIX, or "volatility index, mostly rising throughout the day, indicating that the US stock market activity were reflecting more fear and uncertainty through the day, not less.Crude-oil futures haven't been this overbought since 1990. That doesn’t mean the rally is over.

The last time the ‘Relative Strength Index’ was as high as it is now, crude prices
surged more than 35% before peaking two months later

By Tomi Kilgore
Marketwatch
March 6, 2026, 3:45pm EST
2026-03-05

@hasani @kimlockhartga @PhoenixSerenity

well if they want to shatter the myth of US Military superiority, they could not have picked a more perfect time! Even a Mazarati cant win a street race driven by a toddler high on benadryl. We have already texted war plans to a journalist, leaked plans during a public dinner, shot down party balloons thinking they were drones, had our own planes shot down friendly fire. I am expecting us to accidently nuke an ally momentarily.

#iran #us #war #morons

the Maralago 'war room' behind the curtain where unfortunately there is no mighty wizard just a bunch of stupid old white dudes high on their own egos shown with Wile E Coyote and his plans by acme, ronald mcdonald says a prayer, mango reads 'dictatorship for dummies; and an thats all folks sign. This may very well be the end, it is already the end of usa having any shred of respect.
MegatronicThronBanksmegatronicthronbanks
2026-03-02

Cannot wait for the coming malfunctions!

:blobcatcoffee:

The Air Force's new ICBM is nearly ready to fly, but there’s nowhere to put it - Ars Technica
arstechnica.com/space/2026/02/

Witton says FUCK ICEwitton@ravenation.club
2026-02-27

Isn't this GREAT!? Soon companies will just be the CEO and a bunch of AIs, we can fire all humans and then no one will be able to buy what we're selling! Woo!

theguardian.com/technology/202

#AI #Morons

Why are the US #Democrats so absolutely #useless?

"Oh, we might skip the State of the Union address to show our displeasure with the administration."

Are you #morons? That would be a gift to Dear Leader and his #lickspittle #Congress. The #SOTU would be Mango Mussolini speaking to a friendly crowd, all happy, applauding, not a contrary expression to be seen. He'll be happy, smiling, at his most congenial as he basks in the warm glow. You do not do this.

What you do is attend. Every #Democratic #house member and #senator. Every staffer and guest that they're entitled to bring. Everyone. You put them all in their assigned places.

And then, when Trump gets up to speak, every single one of them simply turns away from the dictator. Turn their back to him, and *stay* that way for the whole speech. The #optics are great; the cameras show half the crowd with their backs to him, in obvious #protest. The #tyrant has to look at it all through his speech. He's angry. He's spiteful. He puts on a display for the ages, goes off-script, airing every #grievance his Swiss-cheese mind can dredge up. His body language is hostile. #Media coverage shows the event for what it actually is: a #vengeful, #lawless #authoritarian trying to verbally browbeat the legislative branch into submission.

#DNC, I'm available for consulting if you'd like.

#USPol #DearLeader #dictator #StateOfTheUnion #MangoMussolini #Trump

2026-02-21

We Have Learned Nothing About Amplifying #Morons

#Politics in the USA and globally careening to the #farRight over the last 10 years is not a problem that can be blamed entirely on technology, the internet, or the media. It is a complicated, multifaceted, multi generational issue that spans economics, geopolitics, demographics, and more. But the problem, broadly speaking, which Phillips identified and named her research after, was the concept of “amplification.”
#maga

404media.co/we-have-learned-no

2026-02-19

White evangelicals still love Trump (but not as much as they used to) - Friendly Atheist

youtube.com/watch?v=sPJcNn07z6A

#FriendlyAtheist #MAGAcult #FuckTrump #USpol #FuckMAGA #evangelical #racist #morons

2026-02-17

Today had a 45 minute drive in the rain on freeways around Thousand Oaks and Simi Valley. Saw about two dozen drivers driving WAY above the flow of traffic, weaving around.

One ancient rusted-out Camry, Two Ram pickups, one Tacoma pickup.

All the rest were Teslas. About 20. I'm thinking the fact that the cars are so shitty isn't the main reason they crash so much. Extremely stupid people with unjustifiably high confidence in their abilities are overwhelmingly drawn to them.

#Tesla #morons

2026-01-23

A little far-right demonstration in the nation's capital today.

If you don't like this image, it might mean you suffer from trump derangement syndrome, or so I've heard it said.

(It seems curious to me as to why _their_ flags are upside down. Maybe they just got a little confused.)

#DC #America #traitors #WashingtonDC #protest #morons #hate #criminals #NoVA #DC #DMV #demonstration #flag #Americanflag #not #patriots #photo #news #usnews #worldnews #photograph #DCnews

Far-right American traitors and Nazis demonstrating in Washington DC
Meidas_Charise Leecharise_lee@mastox.eu
2026-01-16

Are we great yet? #MAGA #Morons

Solarbird :flag_cascadia:moira@mastodon.murkworks.net
2026-01-11

It's a good thing they're so fucking feckless and incompetent. Even with that, they're destroying everything, but imagine how much worse it would be if they weren't also absolute fucking clowns. It really is our way out.

#uspol #uspolitics #politics #fascism #venezuela #fools #idiots #morons #FuckTrump #FuckMAGA #FuckDHS

Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com):
"US citizens should leave Venezuela immediately” ... Checking in on the country President Trump executed a coup against a week ago

Screencap of TravelGov (@TravelGov) on the fascist website X:

Venezuela: The security situation in Venezuela remains fluid. As international flights have resumed, U.S. citizens in Venezuela should leave the country immediately. Before departure, U.S. citizens should take precautions and be aware of their surroundings. There are reports of groups of armed militias, known as colectivos, setting up roadblocks and searching vehicles for evidence of U.S. citizenship or support for the United States. Remain vigilant and exercise caution when traveling by road. Monitor airlines’ communications and websites for updated information.

Venezuela has the highest Travel Advisory level — Level 4: Do Not Travel — due to severe risks to Americans, including wrongful detention, torture in detention, terrorism, kidnapping, arbitrary enforcement of local laws, crime, civil unrest, and poor health infrastructure. Enroll in the Smart Traveler Enrollment Program (STEP) at step.state.gov to receive security updates. More at ve.usembassy.gov/security-alert...

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