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Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-06-21
Original Garfield comic from April 16, 2012
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• I Will Never Be Lonely
• Said I'm Never Gonna Be Lonely
• I Wanna Be A Lion
• Yeah Everybody Wanna Pass As Cats


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  I've seen it all.  Nothing impresses me.
• Jon:  I just felt the best breeze!
• Garfield:  Jon, on the other hand...

The image features a comic strip with three panels depicting various scenarios involving Garfield and his friends. Each panel shows a different part of the story, providing a comprehensive view of the comic. In the first panel, a man is sitting in front of a table while a woman stands beside him. The man is thoughtfully pondering the meaning of the words on the wall. In the second panel, the same man is sitting at the table again, this time with a woman behind him. He appears to be contemplating the situation. The third panel depicts the man sitting at the table, this time with a woman sitting beside him. They are both deep in thought, seemingly lost in thought or discussion. The comic strip presents a series of characters engaged in thought-provoking and lighthearted situations, showcasing the humor and depth found in Garfield's stories.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-06-15
Original Garfield comic from December 23, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Staring At The Video
• When I Look At The Television I Want To See Me
• Staring Right Back At Me


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Original Text:
• Spider:  HO! HO! HO!  I'm SPIDER CLAUS!  I HOPE YOU GET UNDERWEAR!

The image features a three-panel comic strip, each panel depicting a different scene from the original comic strip. In each panel, a character from the comic strip is shown, engaged in various activities or conversations.

In the first panel, a character is reading a newspaper, with a thought bubble above their head containing the phrase "Starting now, I need to know that many more stories are out."

The second panel shows a character, including a cat, sitting on top of a desk, with the thought bubble above their head containing the phrase "With 300 stories a day, I need to know what to read."

In the third panel, the cat is standing up, and the thought bubble above their head contains the phrase "With 300 stories a day, I need to know what to read." This panel is a continuation of the second panel, featuring a different character and a different situation.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-06-12
Original Garfield comic from October 17, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• And I Wanna Be Someone To Believe To Believe To Believe
• Yeah


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  I'm up to Wednesday!
• Jon:  No more eating ahead!

The image is a comic strip featuring three different panels depicting various scenes of a cat standing on a table. In the first panel, the cat is sitting on the table while a man in a blue shirt is drinking from a cup. The second panel shows the cat walking across a table while the man in the blue shirt talks on the phone. The third panel features the cat standing on the table, while the man in the blue shirt drinks from his cup. The comic strip conveys the humorous and entertaining aspects of the cat's behavior, as well as the interactions between the cat and the people in the scenes.
nojaramanojarama
2025-06-06

Happy anniversary to The Psychedelic Furs album, ‘Talk Talk Talk’. Released this week in 1981.

Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-06-06
Original Garfield comic from June 20, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• That's Just About As Funky As You Can Be
• Mr. Jones And Me
• Staring At The Video


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  I see somebody who needs a hug!
• Voice:  Hey!  Bring that cake back there!

The image is a comic strip featuring a series of panels, each depicting a different scene. The panels include an orange tiger on the first panel, talking as if it were a person, a dialogue between the tiger and the third panel, and the third panel featuring the tiger holding a pink cake. The panels are arranged side by side, creating a sequence of events within the comic strip.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-06-01
Original Garfield comic from March 9, 2011
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Sha-La-La-La-La-La-La
• Mmm


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Original Text:
• Jon:  ...Do we want hot peppers on our pizza?  Duh.

The image features a Garfield comic strip featuring three panels, each depicting a different scene. The characters in the comic are a man and a cat, with the man on the left, the cat on the right, and the third character being the man holding the phone. Each scene shows the cat making a funny face while the man appears to be shouting or speaking into the phone, adding humor to the comic strip.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-25
Original Garfield comic from November 16, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Mr. Jones Wishes He Was Someone
• Just A Little More Funky


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Z.  I am SO going to get blamed for this.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-23
Original Garfield comic from September 22, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Mr. Jones And Me
• Stumbling Through The Barrio
• Yeah We Stare At The Beautiful
• Women


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Original Text:
• Jon:  I'm convinced Garfield is plotting against me.  Does that sound paranoid?
• Liz:  Not really.
• Garfield:  Does so.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-15
Original Garfield comic from April 26, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• I Wanna Be A Lion
• Yeah Everybody Wanna Pass As Cats
• We All Wanna Be Big Big Stars


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Have some tuna-flavored things.
• Garfield:  You know what else is tuna flavored?  TUNA!
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-09
Original Garfield comic from January 4, 2010
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• We All Wanna Be Big Stars
• But We Don't Know Why And We Don't Know How
• But When Everybody Loves Me
• I'm Wanna Be Just About As Happy As I Can Be


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Original Text:
• Jon:  There's only one way to get ahead in this world.  
• Garfield:  Sponge off someone else!
• Jon:  Hard work
• Garfield:  Whoa, there are TWO ways?!
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-04
Original Garfield comic from September 22, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Man I Wish I Was Beautiful


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Summer's over.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-05-02
Original Garfield comic from August 31, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Looked Into The Future
• Yeah We Stare At The Beautiful Women


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Happiness is contagious!
• Garfield:  I'm immune.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-27
Original Garfield comic from May 11, 2009
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• She's Looking At Me
• Standing In The Spotlight
• I Bought Myself A Gray Guitar


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  When stalking pre...  It's important to blend into your background.  Anybody home?
• *nok nok*
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-19
Original Garfield comic from November 28, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Yeah But We Got Different Reasons For That
• Believe In Me


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Original Text:
• Spider:  Fa la la la laaa...  -La la-la...  Ow.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-04-14
Original Garfield comic from September 3, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• But We Don't
• Know Why And We Don't Know How


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Original Text:
• *RING*
• Garfield:  Meow!  That was Liz. She wanted to talk to you, but I meowed her out of it.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-31
Original Garfield comic from May 12, 2008
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Uh Huh
• I Was Down At The New Amsterdam
• Staring At This Yellow-Haired Girl


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Original Text:
• Garfield:  Hey, there's Arlene...
• *SUUUUUCK*
• Arlene:  Are you feeling okay?
• Garfield:  Not really. But how do I look?
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-22
Original Garfield comic from November 14, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Believe In Me
• 'Cause I Don't Believe In Anything
• And I Wanna Be Someone To Believe To Believe To Believe


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Original Text:
• Dog:  Check this out...  BARK.  Pretty cool, huh?
• Garfield:  Well, if you think loud noises are "cool".
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-19
Original Garfield comic from September 17, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Man There's Got To Be Somebody For Me
• I Wanna Be Bob Dylan
• Mr. Jones Wishes He Was Someone Just A Little More Funky


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Original Text:
• Jon:  I'm taking Liz to the ballet, she really wants to go.  I'm in deep, aren't I? 
• Garfield:  Right up to the gills, arabesque boy.
Lyrical Garfield 🎶 :garfield:LyricalGarfield@masto.ai
2025-03-13
Original Garfield comic from May 17, 2007
Text replaced with lyrics from: Mr. Jones

Transcript:
• Yeah
• Mr. Jones And Me
• Stumbling Through The Barrio
• Yeah We Stare At The Beautiful Women
• She's Perfect For You


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Original Text:
• Jon:  Garfield!  Did you do this?
• Garfield:  Sure did.
• Jon:  That's terrible!
• Garfield:  It'll look better once we frame it.

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