#nerdjoke

Pope Leo has a mathematics degree from Villanova. He not only understands sin, he also understands cos.

#DadJoke #DadJokes #PapalHumor #Humor #NerdJoke #MathJoke

π•‚πšžπš‹πš’πš”β„™πš’πš‘πšŽπš•kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-05-06
π•‚πšžπš‹πš’πš”β„™πš’πš‘πšŽπš•kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-05-05

😐 "Are you secure?"
πŸ€“ "Yes with salt and pepper."
😐 "What...?!??"
πŸ€“ "Password hashing!"
😐 …
πŸ€“ *peep*

#password #joke #nerdjoke #itsecurity #it #saltandpepper #itsec #digitalart #digital

π•‚πšžπš‹πš’πš”β„™πš’πš‘πšŽπš•kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-05-02

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Ja, ja, ich bin noch hier im Fediverse und retoote nun nicht mehr nur so wie im letzten Monat.

#fediverse #internet #asciiart #beer #toot #retoot #mauer #nerdjoke #hintermauern #utf8

2025-04-15

Checkout what's on the Python roadmap: πŸ€“ 🐍

#joke #Python #nerdJoke

Small red sack with white text on it:

KAMMOK

Python 10

Hammock Straps
2025-04-09

Kernighan And Ritchie On Holiday.

(Big thank you to @MooseAllain for encouraging me to draw this myself. I'm glad I tried!)

#Software #NerdJoke #Cartoon

A pencil sketch at the seaside. There's a crab on the beach, and a yacht on the horizon. There's a rear view of two older men looking out to sea, dressed in shirt and trousers with braces (UK sense). The one on the left has his hands clasped behind his back, while the one on the right is standing with feet further apart and has his left hand on his companion's shoulder. Both men have the left strap of the braces over the shoulder as usual, but the right one is dangling down to the hips.
π•‚πšžπš‹πš’πš”β„™πš’πš‘πšŽπš•kubikpixel@chaos.social
2025-03-29

Trying To Read The Code You Wrote Yesterday πŸ˜ΌπŸ’»

#cat #code #joke #nerd #nerdjoke #cats #ITJokes #codejokes #coding #humor

"Trying to read the code you wrote yesterday"

Cat is lying on the couch and has a paw under her mouth and is therefore very thoughtful in front of the laptop.
Felix πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈπŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ‡¬πŸ‡±πŸ‡©πŸ‡°πŸ‡²πŸ‡½πŸ‡΅πŸ‡¦ πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡Ίleobm@norden.social
2025-03-18

@cactuschef.bsky.social vor der Erfindung der Schleife gab es die Rekursion
πŸ˜‰ #nerdjoke

2025-01-13

My first morning at Science Camp. The door is flung open, and the sergeant Bayes, "adjust your Posteriors!"

#NerdJoke #SorryNotSorry

Grant_Hgrant_h
2024-11-18

A local venue offers clay object painting (claycafe.co.za)

My teapot arrived back today. I am very proud of it.

A small ceramic teapot, onliquely black on the bottom, white on top, with a black lid, and contrasting spots along the boundaries.
Under the spout, the numbers 418
2024-11-13

#VSCode complains about .NET SDK not being installed. I am afraid, it won't get better after installing the current LTS version of it: 8.0.404 πŸ˜‰

#NotFount #NerdJoke

HP van Braamhp@tmm.cx
2024-11-07

"Indirect functions cannot be weak." - The #gcc #documentation

#nerdjoke

Nephilim β›“Nephilim@rubber.social
2024-11-06

I think we should stop using words like top, bottom, vers or switch.
Better tell if you’re front office, back office or full stack. πŸ˜…
#NerdJoke #Computers #IT #Gay

HP van Braamhp@tmm.cx
2024-10-24

When you feel down, don't forget that #Intel made 5 different processor architectures. Only one was successful, and they didn't invent that one.

#inspirational #nerdjoke

2024-09-16

TIL: Dr. Pepper Cola, Oreo cookies, burger and fries throw up a big exception. Who gets the #nerdjoke? Good night everybody.

Michal Bryxí 🌱MichalBryxi@veganism.social
2024-09-16

You're still chasing the 10x engineers? You should strive for 10! engineers!

#NerdJoke #BadJoke #ItJoke

HP van Braamhp@tmm.cx
2024-09-12

Presented without comment.

#computer #nerdjoke #computerjoke #IEEE754

A version of the "Look What They Need to Mimic a Fraction of Our Power " meme.

the focal point of the meme is a picture of the IEEE 754 Floating Point Standard. 

In the final panel of the meme the word "Power" is blacked out, making the final panel read "Look What They Need to Mimic a fraction"
HP van Braamhp@tmm.cx
2024-09-05

# sudo dnf -y upgrade

DO IT YOURSELF

#catsofmastodon #nerdjoke

A picture of a black cat stretched out behind and to the side of a laptop. The cat has their paw stretched out, and looks vaguely menacing.

For very cute levels of "menacing"
Stephan H. Wisselstw@chaos.social
2024-08-20

What’s the difference between an #iPhone and #scrum ?

iPhone: there’s an app for that
Scrum: there’s a ticket for that

#nerdjoke #dadjokes

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