*Maybe you should read this because it would, uhm, extend your lifespan or reduce your inflammation or something #psychedelics #research #noreally
#noreally
If you were wondering if you could read Abe Lincoln's Second Inaugural address formatted as a series of random HTML tables and have parts grow slightly when clicked or when others click those parts you are in luck. #WeirdWebOctober https://artlung.com/wwo/28/ #Weird #NoReally #AlsoPeculiar
I have Words planned for today, so naturally I just spent an hour cleaning the bathroom. #AmWriting #NoReally #NotProcrastinating #NotAtAll #ItNeededItAnyway #WritingCommunity
I hate pooping after I've showered. Ive just washed all that, and now it's dirty again. This isn't fair.
I'd like to speak to the manager.
CVE-2025-5689 😂🙃
Fire up your "anyone we don't know gets root!" account SSH sessions to gain unmitigated control over Ubuntu systems running "Systemd AuthD"
Clown shoes over there, ffs how is this even a real CVE 🤦🏼♀️
- https://nvd.nist.gov/vuln/detail/CVE-2025-5689
- https://github.com/ubuntu/authd/security/advisories/GHSA-g8qw-mgjx-rwjr
#systemd #uhuhuhubuntu #ubuntu #infosec #cve #noreally #linux #authd
So how *do* we create a society and world "economy" that doesn't depend on the accumulation of wealth or perhaps doesn't have money at all?
#utopian #noReally #endCapitalism #ClimateEmergency #wealthinequality #society #world
Please no more statements @ Spatford #livemusic #noreally
@leaf
Flaming toast is one of my earliest memories.
#UnsolicitedComment #NoReally #TrueStory
Video review time, as I get into Head Over Heels Deluxe, a game I absolutely adored back in (gulp) 1987. But does the Deluxe remake do it justice, and is it still worth playing today?
#retrogaming #8bit #spectrum #commodore #amstrad #IPlayedThisOnAWordProcessorBackInTheDay #NoReally
In 2003, Chris Hughes developed "The Facebook." A fellow Harvard student, Mark Zuckerberg, went on Hughes' computer without permission and stole the program. Days later Hughes went missing, and has never been found. Zuckerberg waited until 2004 to release Facebook to the world, claiming he himself was it's creator. This story was hushed up until now, when Facebook decided to no longer fact-check posts for accuracy.
#Truth
#NoReally
#OkOkItsALie
#PleasePostOnFacebookIfYoureStillOnThere
@ADignorantium lol, why yes I am an earthling 😊 and have you met my leader? 🐈 🤭 #NoReally 🐾🐾🐾🐾
Ok. I need sleep but a quick reminder that #TheSundaySessions are back, playing #MassEffect2 as I work through the Renegade play through.
10am GMT, at https://www.twitch.tv/Randomcompanion
#GamesPlayedBadly #Gamer #LGBTQStreamer #ContentiousTopic #NoReally #ThanksAmazon
HOLIDAY MONDAY!!!
I'm spending today drunk and watching sports and not at all cleaning the apartment and spending time with my family and doing a little writing.
SO THERE!
The true power of being in a band comes from playing the same three songs 5,000 times.
George Foreman named all of his sons George, and one of his daughters Georgetta.
#TrueStory #NoReally
#OddCelebrityHabits
#HashTagGames
#HashtagGame
1. I'm with "hundreds" of people rolling my eyes at "email from Mastodon". She might as well have said she got a nastygram from #JohnMastodon
2. #LibsOfTikTok is 100% #StochasticTerrorism no argument. Preach to my choir, fellow mastodonian.
3. @admin@mstdn.social really? You nuked a post for this? (I mean, assuming everything is word-for-word as she reported it). Then it's a matter of time before I get booted from this instance, I guess.
I am Junk Dreams (they/it)
It may seem like I am talking legibly and have thoughts.
This is an illusion.
Thank you.
#introductions #robot #chill-and-frosty-cool #no-really #no-anxiety-whatsoeverClient Info
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