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"Sometimes when you give him something he'll say, 'Thank you.' If you call him a pretty bird, he'll say, 'Thank you.' He'll say, 'Good morning, baby.' That's as far as the niceties go," Chantelle Rogers, an administrative assistant at Forever Paws, told WJAR-TV. "The rest of it is slurs, cusses, things I can't repeat on camera."
#weirdnews #weird #odd #offbeat #pets
https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2025/06/23/parrot-Forever-Paws-curse-words/2911750701073/

Man gets stuck in chimney while trying to get his dog out of a locked building

25 #Facts That Feel #Illegal To Know

The pop culture universe became significantly less demented on Friday when Barret Hansen, aka Dr. Demento, announced his retirement after 55 years of playing novelty songs on the airwaves."
#weirdnews #Novelty #Novelties #Parody #Parodies #radio #DJ #Outsider #music #offbeat #odd #Oddities #strange #weird
https://www.rollingstone.com/music/music-news/dr-demento-retiring-1235369075/

"The singer partnered with Liquid Death to sell empty iced tea cans that he drank from and crushed. For the low price of $450 each, a limited supply (10 to be exact) of 'Infinitely Recyclable Ozzy' was available for purchase and has since sold out."
#weirdnews #weird #cringe #greed #odd #offbeat #heavymetal #classicrock #omg
https://people.com/ozzy-osbourne-selling-dna-liquid-death-11757004

Arrested Fake Dentist Family Performed Root Canals Based on Online Instructions
"It took two years before the cops caught on to the fake dentist family. All three have pleaded guilty and are facing serious jail time."
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #odd #strange #crime #medicine #dental #cringe #omg
https://www.oddee.com/arrested-fake-dentist-family-performed-root-canals-based-on-online-instructions-75443/

" Buttons allow dogs to seemingly talk with their humans, but are all these button enthusiasts barking up the wrong tree?"
#weirdnews #weird #dogs #pets #technology #culture #language #communication #offbeat #odd
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=czLwLol6eHY

"To commemorate its 80th anniversary, the Colombian dairy company Alpina Productos Alimenticios S.A.S BIC decided to be part of a historical milestone by setting a tasty world record. So they invited all the cheese lovers in their community to come out.."
#Colombia #food #record #cheese #insane #festival #weird #weirdnews #odd #offbeat #strange #omg #diet
https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/commercial/2025/6/say-cheese-over-1000-people-attended-the-worlds-largest-cheese-tasting-in-colombia

"The 42-year-old Texas man rushed to call the police Friday when he received a package from his ex-girlfriend that included a photo of her holding their marriage certificate, even though he had not consented to the union"
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #strange
https://www.thedailybeast.com/man-discovers-he-was-married-to-ex-girlfriend-kristin-marie-spearman-without-his-consent/

A wild bear enters Lithuania's capital. Hunters refuse a government request to shoot the animal | AP News

#Perth vet working to save #Tooshie, the #cavoodle #puppy born without an #anus.

“Who knew that a little #dog with no #butthole could capture so many people.”

What is the Pentagon Pizza Meter and can it predict wars?

Not-so-hot pursuit of burglary suspect sees police cars chase tractor excavator at walking pace

The Great Comedy with Judge Reinhold, Harvey Keitel, John Turturro, and More That You Can’t See
#IndieWire #Commentary #Features #Disney #Film #MichaelDinner #OffBeat #ReleaseThis

Algerian official accuses Morocco of 'stealing' couscous

France seizes El Mordjene jars amid clampdown on Algerian spread

A father-and-son duo was out on a fishing trip near the city of Monroe, Michigan, when their dog scared off something in the underbrush. Not thinking much of it, they continued their outing....Later on, the thing came back. The father and son described it as being the size of a bear but looking like gorilla."
#weirdnews #weird #offbeat #mythology
https://www.oddee.com/father-and-son-encounter-bigfoot-with-big-butt-in-michigan-75350/

#offbeat