#oldpeopleproblems

Anyone know of an easy way to do A/B font testing in #CSS? Trying to compare my existing Inclusive Sans with Atkinson Hyperlegible on my snac instance.

I have a tendency to read on my phone, sometimes without my glasses, and Inclusive Sans has made a big difference. Now wondering if Atkinson Hyperlegible will make even more of a difference. #OldPeopleProblems
Paco Ho Ho Hope 🎄paco@infosec.exchange
2025-11-01

Its silly, but i really did just take the time to move all 7 of the little covers on my pill box so that the week begins on Monday like it should. #oldpeopleproblems

Photo of a seven chamber pill box with different colored compartments for each day. They are labelled MON, TUE, etc Sunday is red, next to Saturday whichis purple.

oh ya, I love that song. Came out... 2 years ago?

21 years ago.

Maybe I first heard it 2 years ago?

Maybe this time accelerating thing could calm the fuck down? #OldPeopleProblems
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_Ho

2025-10-26

Crap! Lower back seized up this morning. Thankfully, it’s starting to calm down thanks to some Arnika rub and laying on the floor. I’m convinced it’s just leftover #stress manifesting itself. Curling up with my heating pad and hoping for the best in the AM. Nitey Nite #oldpeopleproblems

Hah, as I nodded off on the couch (I blame the sleeping puppy on my lap) and jerked awake to some other screen on my phone, I realized I may have fat-fingered something in the snac interface. Voila, I had muted not one but two people sometime in the past. #OldPeopleProblems
2025-08-04

This weird thing has happened again where my eyesight is back to the old glasses' level, i.e. my eyes got better, somehow.

This has happened before, and then they switched back to worse again, and now we're back once more. I have no clue if this is normal or what's happening.

Fortunately my previous glasses are still wearable. Unfortunately I love having varifocals and am now, once again, back to juggling glasses.

#oldPeopleProblems

2025-05-05

For my next dental cleaning I will leave my hearing aids at home.

#oldPeopleProblems

@mshallop has movedmshallop@techhub.social
2025-03-31

I forgot to eat today

#oldPeopleProblems

Friedrich Delgado ✔️🎀TauPan
2025-02-08

Hi! Have you heard about people looking for their glasses while they're on their noses? And maybe the tale of that uncle in the 70s who had the whole family looking for his pipe while it was in his mouth, fuming?

I just looked at a to-do list app on my phone and absent mindedly tried to unlock my unlocked phone with the fingerprint reader.

Hugh Douglas🤘🏿 🤖Bighugh53@sportsbots.xyz
2025-01-17

Bout to lean into this . Most won’t get it ! But a few will ! #ItsFunnyToMe #OldPeopleProblems

Robert Petersen :startrek:Sonikku@techhub.social
2024-10-22
David Cantrell 🏏DrHyde@fosstodon.org
2024-10-10

Ahhh so that's why I can't remember more than one or two passwords. My brain still contains phone numbers of dead people. #OldPeopleProblems

fosstodon.org/@anon_opin@masto

2024-08-26

Ack!

I have such a hard time getting into the double zip of weed gummy packages. I get the need for childproofing, but tests of fine motor control may be filtering the wrong set.

Why can't we just label it all "desiccated zucchini" and keep the kids out that way?

#mmj #oldPeopleProblems #chonicPain #spoonieLife

kaiserkiwi :kiwibird:kaiserkiwi@corteximplant.com
2024-07-20

Tried to play #NoMansSky again after the big update drops. Didn't play for a few months and I have absolutely no idea what I'm doing or hoe to play the game anymore. 😅

#Gaming #OldPeopleProblems

Robert Kist 🇦🇹🇸🇬kwramm@mastodon.gamedev.place
2024-05-25

what grinds my gears is when retro games mismatch the monitor curvature for the CRT effect with the resolution of their game. You have low res (320x200) go for the worst curved and blurry composite monitor emulation you can do. If it's got 256 colors and/or higher resolution - sorry, even the worst VGA monitors weren't as bad as some of the best consumer CRTs of that time. And if you say "but Amiga had more colors" then you better make sure your palette isn't 32bit ARGB

#oldPeopleProblems

2024-05-14

Hey I LIKE listening to music super loud in the car. Stop judging me Apple Watch!

#apple #watch #music #hearing #oldpeopleproblems

guyjantic has moved!guyjantic@c.im
2024-01-23

Ear hair in my earring holes

#oldPeopleProblems

2023-12-19

anyone have any recommendations for compression gloves? Starting to get arthritis in my hands and it's a problem for video games and crafting. Got a basic pair of gloves in April which definitely help but a) could be better and b) are starting to wear out already. Looking for more compression and more tougher, exposed fingertips a must. #arthritis #oldpeopleproblems

Ellen McAnnarTechgirl67@c.im
2023-09-14

You know you are older when you dream of reaching retirement age. #oldpeopleproblems #readytoretire

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