"Brave Sir Donald"
(With apologies to the Monty Python crew.)
Bravely Bold Sir Donald, strode forth from his resort.
He was not afraid to tariff, O' Brave Sir Donald!
He was not at all afraid to tank his state in stupid ways!
Brave, Brave, Brave, Brave Sir Donald
He was not in the least bit scared to bring the markets down,
Or to tax imported goods, and have inflation surging!
To have his bonds go bad, and his dollars lose their sway!
All his trade deals dumped and broken, Brave Sir Donald!
His congress freaked, and his Fox friends bummed, and his bodyguard scared
And his senate tipped, and his allies pissed, and ten trillion trashed, and his golf time slashed-
…
Brave Sir Donald Ran Away!
Bravely Ran Away Away!
When consequence reared it's ugly head, he bravely turned his rump and fled!
Yes, brave Sir Donald turned about,
And gallantly, he chickened out!
Still unsteady on his feet, he beat a very brave retreat!
Bravest of the Brave, Sir DONALD!
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