Lmst

I may not put that sparkle in your eyes but
'I definitely put that
"what the f**k" wrinkle in yo forehead

are you padme amidala? bcs you remind me of ma boo #pickupline #yourewelcome

Hey baby are you the alphabet?

Cus I'd put U and I together ;)

Hey baby are you diminutive?

Cus you fine ;)

And very smol... Legit had to search up diminutive cus I can't spell and it kinda sounds like a magical word to me.

"Do you want to be the ginger to my ale?"

I release this #pickupline to the public domain. Have fun using it!

Hey baby are you a recurring nightmare?

Cuz you take my breath away 😏 ... and make me question my psychology.

hey, bb...can I mount your partition and fsck your system?

Write a #pickupline for a #girl, let's see whether we can impress one.
#mastodon #socialmedia #proposal

Pickup line:

"Are you a Death Star?"

"No, why?"

"You're so attractive that I feel I've been caught into your tractor beam."

Another one I got ages ago..

What's the worst pick-up line you've heard?

I just heard "I'm not a dentist, but I'd love to give you a filling!"

New #pickupline : "Hey you look like something from #Instagram!"

John Mastodon's best pick up lines part 999:

Take an icecub to the bar, smash it and tell them: "Now that I've broken the ice, are you ready for sex?"

Never fails!

#pickupline