May I have your attention
for an important announcement
from your Department
of Homeland Rearrangement...
Our cultural dissolution
will commence promptly at eight...
Please don't be late...
All toxic relics of our corrupted civilization
will be #promptly set ablaze
in a raging bonfire you won't wanna miss...
Bring your camera phone devices
to get the best conflagration flame shots
and then toss those hand held beasts
into the cleansing fire
for a fitting ironic conclusion
Stick around for the mandatory after party
scheduled for around midnight
where a plethora of filthy dissidents
will be tossed into the inferno we did create
Their cowardly screams
will serve as a scorching reminder
that we here at your DHR
are serious to the extreme
about making America Great Again
