#punsfordays

PunnyFunny.comPunnyFunny
2024-04-27

punnyfunny.com/country-jokes-a

Why did the country singer become a farmer? Because he heard it was a *country* road, 🚜 and he wanted to plow some tunes! 🎶

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PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-04-24

" punnypeak.com/butterfly-puns/

Why did the butterfly always land on the alphabet? Because it was looking for a BU-TTER-F-LY! 🦋😂





(if posting on a Wednesday)


(the scientific order for butterflies and moths)

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PunnyFunny.comPunnyFunny
2024-04-23
PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-04-18
PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-04-06
PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-04-06

punnypeak.com/gym-puns/ "
" "Why did the bodybuilder go to the gym every day?
To get a six-pack and not a six-pack of beer! 💪 "

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-04-03
PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-03-09

punnypeak.com/cliff-puns/
"Why did the rock climber bring a comedian to the cliff?
Because he wanted to hear some cliff-hangers!

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PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-03-09

punnypeak.com/iguana-puns/
What do you call an iguana on a bungee cord? A reptile bouncer! 🦎😂

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-02-06

punnypeak.com/locksmith-puns/
"Why did the locksmith go to school? Because he wanted to learn the ""key"" to success! 🔑😂 "

PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-02-06

punnypeak.com/lychee-puns/
"Why did the lychee break up with the grape?
Because it couldn't ""peel"" the love anymore! 🍇🤣
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PunnyPeak.Compunnypeak
2024-02-02

punnypeak.com/stabbing-puns/
Why did the knife go to acting school? Because it wanted to improve its stabbing performance! 🔪😂

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-08-23

"Why don't hot dogs ever win a race? Because they're always in the wurst place! 🌭😂 "
punsteria.com/hot-dog-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-26

Why did the knight stop using social media? He was getting Sir Fed Up with it! 😆
punsteria.com/knight-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-25

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven eight (ate) nine! 🤣
punsteria.com/number-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-23

Why do pilots always make great comedians? Because they know the best jokes are all about the delivery! ✈️🤣
punsteria.com/pilot-puns/

Punsteriapunsteria
2023-06-15

I'm really a-grain-st making rice puns, but for now, I'll just let that *rice-t* within me! 😄🍚
punsteria.com/rice-puns/

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