#rapture

2026-01-02

OTD in 2007 the TV preacher and politician Pat Robertson announced that a terrorist attack, possibly nuclear or "something like that", would strike the U.S. by the end of the year. That did not happen. toilet-guru.com/overview-faith #EndTimes #Rapture #prophecy

2026-01-02

OTD in 2007 the TV preacher and politician Pat Robertson announced that a terrorist attack, possibly nuclear or "something like that", would strike the U.S. by the end of the year. That did not happen. toilet-guru.com/overview-faith #EndTimes #Rapture #prophecy

2026-01-02

OTD in 2009 the TV preacher and politician Pat Robertson announced that economic chaos would strike the U.S. by the end of the year. That did not happen. toilet-guru.com/overview-faith #EndTimes #Rapture #prophecy

2026-01-01

OTD in 2009 the TV preacher and politician Pat Robertson announced that economic chaos would strike the U.S. by the end of the year. That did not happen. toilet-guru.com/overview-faith #EndTimes #Rapture #prophecy

2025-12-31

Herbert W Armstrong, an early radio/TV evangelist, told members of his church the #Rapture would occur by this date in 1936, then 1943, and then 1972. It did not. toilet-guru.com/overview-faith #apocalypse

Curtis CooleyTheDarkSavant
2025-12-30

No one is cheering for more than . The sooner you fucks leave the better.

2025-12-23

@davey_cakes

AI is the new #rapture, lol.

2025-12-15

Radio evangelist Harold Camping, who died OTD in 2013, predicted that the world would end in 2011. It did not. (nor did it end on his other predictions of Sep 6 1994, Sep 29 1994, Oct 4 1994, or May 21 2011) toilet-guru.com/overview-faith #Rapture #apocalypse

Gay CurmudgeonHermitsDaily
2025-12-06

When I went out to Tammy's for our Coffee Morning, I was shocked to discover her dad Charlie had been raptured again! But why do they keep sending him back?

Kris Dreemurr (they/them) of the Pnictogen Wingkris_of_pnictogen@meow.social
2025-12-06

By the way, the general attitude of the #ElonMusk fanboy and the #technology entrepreneurs seems to be that #Mars must surely be dead, and that in fact there's no other life anywhere in the Solar System, it's just us. They want to believe that the way is clear for a thorough ransacking of Earth's neighbors for anything that can be sold, and thus they're finding common ground with the fanatical #Christian entrepreneurs who want to believe that the entire Cosmos is merely a kind of Las Vegas stage for humanity to strut about, temporarily, before God comes back to end the show and send the #saved up into the skies to live forever in God's Kingdom, still in their same faulty mortal bodies, or something like that.

I confess that #Rapture theology really confuses me.

~Chara (cont'd)

𝓜𝓪𝓻𝓬 𝓐𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓵bax3l33t
2025-11-26

🎵 Rapture - (About) Leaving (Album: Futile)
⏱️ Durée: 8:01
🎧

"Sweet Love" is a song by American R&B singer and songwriter #AnitaBaker from her second studio album, #Rapture (1986). It was written by Anita Baker, Louis A. Johnson, and #GaryBias, and produced by #MichaelJPowell. It was released in May 1986 as the album's first single. The song was Baker's first big hit single, peaking at number two on the US #Billboard #RAndBChart, number three on the US Billboard #AdultContemporary chart.
youtube.com/watch?v=RXsNYhXnL0I

2025-11-19

So, when I saw through the whole #BornAgain #ChristoFascist BS (age 13), I found myself hoping that the #Rapture would happen, leaving those of us who love #MotherEarth behind to repair the damage and restore #Eden!

#WeAreNature #LoveYourMotherEarth #EdenIsEarth #RestoreTheGarden #Rewilding #RewildYourself #RewildThePlanet

2025-11-19

I actually had an uneventful drive home tonight! I found myself wondering if the #Rapture had happened and sucked up all the #MAGAs into a hole in the sky (I know, wishful thinking...).

nojaramanojarama
2025-11-19

Happy 45th anniversary to Blondie’s album, ‘Autoamerican’. Released this week in 1980.

Doktor Overcomma :vepi:bobcromwell@dobbs.town
2025-11-02

Movie pitch: Kirk Cameron, Kevin Sorbo, Corbin Bernsen, and Mr T as the Four Horsemen of the Rapture. Need to check, may have already been done.
#Rapture #BadFilm

The Liquid Clear (Bree D)liquid_clear
2025-10-31

The type of folks getting "raptured" here in the US seem to be undocumented immigrants, the homeless, and the disabled.

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