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2025-05-13

So is going to be friendly. hell yeah keep out the supporting shitbags.













Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-15

I'm the law!!
I AM THE LAAAAWW!!!!

COVFEFE!!!

Drake meme with Trump face Top (NO CASE) "United States of America" Bottom (YES CASE) "Fascist Kingdom of America"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-14

Health, social security, weather, scientists, all the migrants and all these thieves: THEY SPEND OUR MONEY, THEY STEAL FROM US!

FORTUNATELY, BY THE GRACE OF THE LORD AND THE SUPPORTERS OF MAGA, I AM HERE NOW TO BETTER SPEND ALL THAT PUBLIC MONEY!

I can also play golf for free, God bless America!

🇺🇸👊🇺🇸👊🇺🇸👊🇺🇸 MAKE MY AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸👊🇺🇸👊🇺🇸👊🇺🇸

Picture of Trump with a red MAGA cap, walking from a big helicopter to a golf cart There's 4 golf carts, a lot of bodyguard, and military personnel in full regalia..
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-13

Hi Greenlanders!
I promised you: you'll be even more richer than Crésus was!!
For $10,000 of our beautiful American dollars to each, I'll kick out you out of MY marvelous land. I don't want native neither no non pure white proud American on MY Kingdom!

🇺🇸👊🇺🇸 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 🇺🇸👊🇺🇸

Meme of Dr Evil having the small finger (Austin Power) with Trump face "With global warming, I'll turn Greenland into... A giant golf green!?"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-12

Hitler would be proud of me! 🇺🇸👊🇺🇸

Meme of Dr Evil having the small finger (Austin Power) with Trump face "Building a new fascist state while... Everyone is looking at tariffs?"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-12

No idea for your next vacation?
Look at an authentic USA bad trip experience! 🇺🇸👊

A fake screenshot of "Authentik USA" website
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-12

Question: How easy is it in 2025 to manage people deportations like it was in 1939-1945?
Answer: As easy as to play golf while the world is burning!

💩💩 !!MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!! 💩💩

Uncle Sam poster with Trump's face, and slogan "I want YOU to be DEPORTED!"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-12

So it took me months to figure out what the 45-47 meant.

At first, I thought it had something to do with the 45th and 47th presidents of the USA.
I finally understood it was the average IQ of MAGA fascists morons.

💩💩 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 💩💩

MAGA Hat, 45-47 Trump 2024 Hat Make America Great Again Slogan Baseball Cap
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-12

Hitler dreamed it.
Trump is doing it!

Drake meme with Trump face Top (NO CASE) "Third Reich" Bottom (YES CASE) "Trump Reich"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-12

Fishes are mad. Really mad. They steal our water, our good water.
We need water for golf courses, hydraulic fracturing drill, AI data center, and of course to get beautiful hair.
Illegal fishes that sleepy Biden protected for a too long time: your time is done! Go back to your country!!
OUR WATER IS BACK TO US!
MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!!

Meme of Dr Evil having the small finger (Austin Power) with Trump face "Who cares about responsible water resource management if you can have... Beautiful hair?"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-10

🎵🎶 Pump pump and dump! Pump pump and dump!! :catjam: 🎵🎶

💵💵💵 MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN 💵💵💵

Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-10

You don't imagine how much my friends&family won while I'm playing with !

Meme of Dr Evil having the small finger (Austin Power) with Trump face "The biggest market price manipulation in history... Or just the first biggest?"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-09

Deporting U.S. Citizen in El Salvador?
We are exploring this possibility!
We don't want our beautiful country being invaded by corrupted judges, Democrats, Sleepy Biden, blacks, latino, chinese, mexicans, native american, transgenders, journalists, homeless, tourists, ecologists, scientists.
🇺🇸🇺🇸👊👊🇺🇸🇺🇸 !!MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!! 🇺🇸🇺🇸👊👊🇺🇸🇺🇸

huffpost.com/entry/white-house

Picture of Kim Jung-Un, in Shepard Fairey "Hope" style with use of shitty Black/Brown/Red/Calamansi/White colors Slogan below Kim Jung-Un is "Human rights!? -lol- Look at the U.S.A."
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-09

Hehe kiss my ass now!

Meme of Dr Evil having the small finger (Austin Power) with Trump face "I speculated on... The market downturn?"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-08

Don't worry.
If a corrupted leftist judge bother Elon, King Trump will give a pardon 🖕

thebulwark.com/p/yes-elon-musk

Drake meme with Musk face Top (NO CASE) "Trusting voters' choices" Bottom (YES CASE) "Buying fascist votes"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-08

👊 🇺🇸 💵💵 Business is business 💵💵 🇺🇸 👊
Smart people will invest in state-funded private concentration camps, and will make money. A lot of money. Billions if not Trillions of American will be rich!
GOLDEN AGE OF U.S. IS ONGOING, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!!

nytimes.com/2025/04/07/us/poli

Drake meme with Trump face Top (NO CASE) "Concentration camps" Bottom (YES CASE) "Privatized concentration camps"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-08

🇺🇸🐔🇺🇸 Nobody wants my chlorinated chickens 🇺🇸🐔🇺🇸
It's totally unfair!!
A lot of people said they're the best chicken in the world. Really. I know it. There's no chicken better than out U.S. chlorinated chicken!!

independent.co.uk/news/uk/poli

Drake meme with Trump face Top (NO CASE) "Organic chicken" Bottom (YES CASE) "Chlorinated chicken"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-08

🥳🥳 This could explain that Dr. Trumpevil! 🥳🥳

Meme of Dr Evil having the small finger (Austin Power) with Trump face "Don't understand how tariffs works? I don't either..."
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-08

🇺🇸 Nowadays we have airplanes, it's not the same! 🇺🇸

nytimes.com/2025/04/07/us/poli

Drake meme with Trump face Top (NO CASE) "Deportation of people in 1945" Bottom (YES CASE) "Deportation of people in 2025"
Trump'n'Fucktrump_n_fuck
2025-04-08

Yes, why? 🤡

Meme of Dr Evil having the small finger (Austin Power) with Putin face "Why FSB should spent time and money for intelligence & misinformation when... You have Krasnov!?"

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