#shoplift

2025-11-04

#Target is a terribly risky place to #shoplift from, but remember, its only a crime if you actually pass the checkout. Here are some things you can do without much risk that will distract their AP and cost them time/money/profits.

  • Wear a large, oversized coat and/or bag and keep examining items acting like you want to keep them.

  • Use your own bag or coat instead of a shopping cart when only buying 1 or 2 items but be sure to put back all of the other 10 items you change your mind on.

  • Dress up like staff on black friday (or any other day really), wear a lanyard and name tag. If people ask you for help, do as you like.

  • Take items from expensive areas of the store and leave them in non-expensive areas.

  • Ask to view items behind the cases, then just walk away after its unlocked, do this for multiple cases in different departments if they have them.

  • Go with a friend and start blatantly and obviously pointing at all the visible cameras.

The most they can do is ban you from the store, and realistically, they probably would only ask you to leave for the day.

Wear a mask when you do all of this, and most importantly of all HAVE FUN!

Follow me for more tips!

Degrowth or Extinctionecosurrealism@jorts.horse
2025-02-28

#shoplift against the system!
make sure capitalist business crash!

support your local shop, shoplift big multinational chains, and waste your money or organic and local shops :doge:​:blobheart:​

Degrowth or Extinctionecosurrealism@jorts.horse
2025-02-28

@susankayequinn we made a small fix #shoplift to make sure the system crashes :fingerguns:​

2024-05-01

@w7voa so is anyone going to jail, or is #prison just for poor people who #shoplift drive while black or piss off a #cop and not for #corporations or #rich people who steal millions & billions?

The Jesting Roninpizza@goblin.camp
2024-04-05

#foetip you're not a real #sigma unless you #shoplift

Astrobach :breadified:rorystarr@mstdn.social
2022-11-19

#Banksy telling the people to #shoplift haha.

#art

An Instagram post from Banksy of Banksy's famous art of a man throwing a molotov as a backdrop for a Guess store front window display.

Banksy has overlaid this text: Attention all shoplifters Please go to GUESS on regent street. They've helped themselves to my artwork without asking. How can it be wrong for you to do the same to their clothes?
2021-05-13

#letsroll

⚂ ⚀ ⚀ ⚂ ⚃→#flaring
⚃ ⚀ ⚃ ⚀ ⚀→#most
⚁ ⚃ ⚃ ⚅ ⚀→#earthen
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚃ ⚃ ⚅ ⚃ ⚁→#pork
⚀ ⚅ ⚁ ⚃ ⚂→#coat

flaring-most-earthen-shoplift-pork-coat

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2021-01-13

#letsroll

⚁ ⚅ ⚄ ⚁ ⚅→#feminize
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚁ ⚁→#mummified
⚀ ⚂ ⚃ ⚃ ⚅→#blissful
⚄ ⚄ ⚄ ⚁ ⚂→#spoiler
⚁ ⚁ ⚄ ⚀ ⚀→#degraded

feminize-shoplift-mummified-blissful-spoiler-degraded

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2020-11-15

#letsroll

⚀ ⚃ ⚀ ⚁ ⚅→#breeches
⚃ ⚁ ⚃ ⚂ ⚁→#old
⚁ ⚁ ⚀ ⚃ ⚅→#dandy
⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚁ ⚃→#mummy
⚂ ⚂ ⚄ ⚄ ⚁→#hazard
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift

breeches-old-dandy-mummy-hazard-shoplift

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2020-10-13

#letsroll

⚅ ⚅ ⚂ ⚂ ⚂→#wildland
⚅ ⚁ ⚂ ⚅ ⚀→#tipoff
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚃ ⚃→#shining
⚀ ⚃ ⚂ ⚀ ⚂→#buckskin
⚃ ⚃ ⚀ ⚂ ⚀→#paving

wildland-tipoff-shoplift-shining-buckskin-paving

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2020-08-17

#letsroll

⚄ ⚀ ⚄ ⚁ ⚀→#require
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚃ ⚁ ⚃ ⚄ ⚁→#onion
⚁ ⚅ ⚀ ⚅ ⚁→#exemption
⚁ ⚀ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄→#crib
⚀ ⚃ ⚅ ⚀ ⚃→#capillary

require-shoplift-onion-exemption-crib-capillary

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2020-05-27

#letsroll

⚀ ⚂ ⚃ ⚂ ⚀→#blemish
⚅ ⚀ ⚃ ⚁ ⚁→#swapping
⚅ ⚀ ⚀ ⚃ ⚄→#subsidize
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚄ ⚁ ⚀ ⚄ ⚃→#revocable
⚃ ⚀ ⚃ ⚀ ⚅→#motivator

blemish-swapping-subsidize-shoplift-revocable-motivator

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2020-05-07

#letsroll

⚂ ⚄ ⚅ ⚁ ⚀→#latrine
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚀ ⚅ ⚀ ⚅ ⚃→#closable
⚄ ⚁ ⚂ ⚄ ⚂→#rocking
⚂ ⚅ ⚅ ⚂ ⚅→#maritime
⚂ ⚀ ⚂ ⚅ ⚀→#fountain

latrine-shoplift-closable-rocking-maritime-fountain

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2020-02-15

#letsroll

⚁ ⚅ ⚁ ⚄ ⚀→#explain
⚃ ⚂ ⚅ ⚂ ⚀→#passcode
⚅ ⚀ ⚂ ⚀ ⚁→#supernova
⚂ ⚂ ⚀ ⚃ ⚃→#grumbly
⚀ ⚅ ⚀ ⚀ ⚅→#clause
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift

explain-passcode-supernova-grumbly-clause-shoplift

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2020-02-10

#letsroll

⚄ ⚂ ⚅ ⚂ ⚀→#shady
⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚃ ⚄ ⚂ ⚅ ⚃→#proactive
⚄ ⚀ ⚃ ⚂ ⚄→#replace
⚀ ⚅ ⚄ ⚅ ⚃→#conjoined
⚀ ⚀ ⚄ ⚃ ⚁→#amnesty

shady-shoplift-proactive-replace-conjoined-amnesty

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2020-01-16

#letsroll

⚄ ⚃ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#shoplift
⚂ ⚅ ⚀ ⚄ ⚃→#ligament
⚁ ⚂ ⚄ ⚃ ⚂→#ditzy
⚁ ⚄ ⚀ ⚄ ⚄→#embody
⚂ ⚃ ⚁ ⚁ ⚂→#humvee
⚅ ⚀ ⚃ ⚂ ⚁→#swell

shoplift-ligament-ditzy-embody-humvee-swell

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