#slownewsday

Kevin Bowen :xfce:kevinbowen@hachyderm.io
2025-08-18

At some point this morning, a leetle, teeny bird flew into our apartment from the lanai.

It ended up confused, or chilling, and occasionally cornered upstairs by our vaguely interested and half-assed predator Anu.
After a few hours, the deft use of a swiffer broom, and some strategic door closing, I managed return the lil' critter to the world outside.

#SlowNewsDay #AnimalLiberation #Bird #ABirdInTheHand

A photo of my left hand gently holding a small brown bird just inside the door to our apartment lanai
2025-07-31

Adam Simpson return to coaching, which club is pursuing Adam Simpson, AFL 360, Garry Lyon, comments, reactions, latest news

Former West Coast Eagles coach Adam Simpson has qโ€ฆ
#NewsBeep #News #Headlines #AdamSimpson #AU #Australia #AustraliaandNewZealand #breakdownmomentum #coachingpoint #coachingranks #GarryLyon #JustinLongmire #Melbourne #Oceania #quartercomeback #realdesire #seniorcoaches #Simmo&Horse #slownewsday #StKilda #Victoria #WestCoastEagles
newsbeep.com/29751/

2025-07-21

#SaveYouAClick: She's got generic stuff in the bathroom cabinet, the horror. Hun, it's the #BadEconomy. Even unrealistically well off columnists need to save a buck or two buying off brand and/or store brands.

> The very worst thing about And Just Like That? The contents of Carrie Bradshawโ€™s bathroom cabinet
theguardian.com/commentisfree/

#ChampagneProblems #SlowNewsDay #media #television

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-02

๐Ÿ”๐ŸŒ A man sails around the globe with a chicken. Apparently, it was a slow news day at The Guardian. Next, they'll cover a dramatic pigeon race! ๐Ÿ“ฐ๐Ÿ“
theguardian.com/global/2019/ap

kurtshkurtsh
2025-05-21

Yeah, except... "Defendnot requires admin privileges where it can inject its DLL into a system process..."

And... "Defender is... detecting & quarantining Defendnot..."

โ˜‘๏ธ New 'Defendnot' tool tricks Windows into disabling Microsoft Defender
archive.ph/4yLfx

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-01

Oh, look! Another epic quest for that ends with a ๐Ÿคฆ: 400 reasons not to use Microsoft Azure! Because obviously, reading a novella of Azure gripes is exactly what every developer dreams of doing on a cozy weekend. Must be a slow news day ๐Ÿ™„.
azsh.it

2025-01-02

Now interviewing a lab technician who became a Cher tribute act. #SlowNewsDay

ClareBear ๐Ÿ’š :tinoflag:ClareBear@mastodon.nz
2024-12-26

arrrgh
did not need to know a former pm played golf with all the big boys

#SlowNewsDay

El Espectro ๐Ÿ‘ป ๐ŸŽƒtelescoper.bsky.social@bsky.brid.gy
2024-07-10

My next-door neighbour has new curtains. #slownewsday

2024-03-24

#448: That Ol' Sept 12th Feelin' | Crocus Center Attack | Geoengineering Hurdles

vigilante.tv/videos/watch/b2b8

2024-03-17

#447: Hostile Takeover of TikTok | Haiti Update | Rafah | Water Batteries

vigilante.tv/videos/watch/dba4

Em-squaredemsquared
2024-03-14

Only just taken in that Blackmagic Design (Australian manufacturer of cinema cameras) bought Fairlight (Australian makers of iconic sampling instrument that defined a lot of pop music in the 80s and latterly makers of computerised music mixing hardware and software) back in 2016. Got my finger on the river of news me eh?

2024-02-12

I do. I like movies fine, but could not care less about some violent #sportsball with things like high risk of head injuries years after the fact among other things. Nice try, mr. columnist grasping at straws. #SlowNewsDay

>I'll Never Understand Movie Fans Who Dislike Sports gizmodo.com/sports-vs-movies-s

Lead story on 11am hourly news report was that it is now 2024 in New Zealand. #SlowNewsDay

Marcus Jenkinsmarcusjenkins
2023-09-04

Phew!

I'm SO relieved that the Tech Bros and Silicon Valley billionaires managed to get out of a muddy puddle after releasing a shit ton more CO2 into the atmosphere.

Not.

I mean, really, the TOP story, the most important thing that has to tell us all about this morning?

2023-08-27
Artist impression of a white sleek supersonic plan in flight over blue seas and clouds.
Picture from Boom
Matthew Guy ๐Ÿ‡จ๐Ÿ‡ฆmatthewguy@mstdn.ca
2023-08-03

Peak slow news season on CBC Radio in Nova Scotia as item on unusual rubber boot found buried in garden leads to invitation to phone in with unusual items you have found buried. Hoping Leicester parking lot people phone in about Richard III.
#SlowNewsDay #CBC #CBCNS #NS

Combat_CrocsCombat_Crocs
2023-07-03

when the only thing cable news seems to be covering is a two-day old โ€œmass shootingโ€ in where more people were trampled than shot and a broken .

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