@joelanman but we MUST JUMP SHIP NOW! EMBRACE THE SICK!
Nah but seriously I am getting so tired of this kind of thing. Maybe if we threaten to offload accessibility fixes to #AI people will actually start implementing them themselves so AI won't touch their precious code? What a concept! :) #snarky

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As pin, sticker, magnet, shirts, or mug

#funnypins #funny #haha #humor #darkhumor #sarcastic #snarky #funnytees #funnymugs #chronicillnesshumor #mentalhealthhumor #funnyhaha #funnyquotes

As a mug, shirts, pin, sticker, or magnet
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#sarcastic #funny #haha #snarky #funnyhaha

The federal #GreenParty has a pretty #funny & #cheeky #404error message 🤣

#CDNpoli #Canadian #Political #ClimateAction #Snarky

I am quickly succumbing to the influence of diet Dr. Pepper.

Send help.

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#snarky #Monday #worklife

Update -- not my invention. Slang I picked up from my time in Australia. Woops!

So, I invented a word recently (or so I think)... #sarky! It's like being #snarky but with #sarcasm! Yes, you saw it here first (or so I think). Use it all you want, but please give me credit!

"The trouble with words is that you never know whose mouth they've been in." — Dennis Potter — — — #DennisPotter #quote #quotes #words #know origin #quip #snarky #humor #humorous

"People who have what they want are fond of telling people who haven't what they want that they really don't want it." — Ogden Nash — — — #OgdenNash #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #own #want #need #humor #humorous

You buy a leveling kit if you aren’t going to do truck things* with your truck and probably should have got a car. #snarky

Not mentioned, what happens when you DO do those truck things after installing one.

*Pull or haul stuff, it’s not called a 3/4 ton because it weighs that much

Edited to add link.

https://apple.news/AII4nVmwWQxeLeyzW2aLRpA

"For me, it's always easy to choose between the Ultimate, the Infinite, and the Chocolate." — Ashleigh Brilliant — — — #AshleighBrilliant #quote #quotes #choice #ultimate #infinite #chocolate #quip #snarky #humor #funny

"There are very few people at the Fringe these days doing Roman-numeral jokes; I is one." — Chris Turner — — — #ChrisTurner #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #joke #Roman #numerals #funny #humorous

"Remember though, your best weapon is between your ears and under your scalp -provided it’s loaded." —  Robert Heinlein — — — #RobertHeinlein #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #brain #education #knowledge #humorous

"It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive." — Nicholas Johnson — — — #NicholasJohnson #quote #quotes #products #need #people #quip #snarky #humor

"It used to be that people needed products to survive. Now products need people to survive." — Nicholas Johnson — — — #NicholasJohnson #quote #quotes #products #need #people #quip #snarky #humor

"Speaker: 'I have only ten minutes and hardly know where to begin.' Voice in back: 'Begin at the ninth.'" — Jacob Braude — — — #JacobBraude #quote #quotes #speech #length #quip #snarky #begin #stop #humor #humorous

#DancingwiththeStars just gave the #gays their latest #crush.

#DancingwiththeStars seems tailor-made for the #gays. #Clist #celebrities #dancing their #hearts out? A #snarky #judging #panel? #RealHousewives and #convicted #conwomen learning to #tango? What more could a #fan want?

#Women #Transgender #LGBTQ #LGBTQIA #Entertainment #TV #Representation #Culture

https://www.intomore.com/entertainment/tv/dancing-with-the-stars-just-gave-the-gays-their-latest-crush/

"The late philosopher Morris R. Cohen of CCNY was asked by a student in the metaphysics course - Professor Cohen, 'How do I know that I exist?' The keen old prof replied, 'And who is asking?'" Saul Bellow — — — #SaulBellow #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #story #existence #philosophy #metaphysics #proof #humor #humorous

This session is making me want to shoot myself. Social research presenting elaborate in-depth findings on stuff I documented in reports 15 years ago as if it's novel information. #snarky

"I will not let the non-knitters of the world decide how normal I am." — Stephanie Pearl-McPhee — — — #StephaniePearlMcPhee #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #funny #hobby #knitting #normal #hoarder #obsession #humor

"Yes, risk-taking is inherently failure-prone. Otherwise, it would be called sure-thing taking." — Tim McMahon — — — #TimMcMahon #quote #quotes #quip #snarky #certainty #risk #failure #success #humorous