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2025-12-04

Could you imagine if MyChart did an end-of-year wrapped list like: -cried 65 times in appointments -picked up 11 new diagnoses -confused doctor 123 times -made 345 jokes about her illness -caused 3 doctors to quit -refused to try yoga 15 times
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2025-12-04

a golden star that says 'u put on pants yay u'
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2025-12-04

Sometimes you just need to talk about something not to get sympathy or help -but just to kill its power by allowing the truth of things to hit the air Karen Salmansohn ©NotSalmon.com
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2025-12-04

"Being young and sick is sorta like being elderly, we lack the reflection on all the great times and great things we did long ago. Instead, we watch our peers make the memories and strides they'll look back on fondly, bitterly observing and praying for our chance. Our time." Unknown
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2025-12-04


>>Satire - Woman With Invisible Illness Accidentally Looks Too Happy in Public, Loses Credibility [pic of woman smiling with her tablet in her hand] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04

you should be able to decline an incoming symptom - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04

when the chronically ill friend hosts the hang - [pic of grandparents from charlie and the chocolate factory movie - they are all in bed together] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04


a bulletin board that says - quote of the day - after learning that all my favorite foods cause inflammation, i've decided to cut back... on listening to my doctor - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04

Me: I feel kinda good today! 1 hour later: [guy dying in hospital bed]
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2025-12-04

The worst The part about having your pain and symptoms dismissed by doctors is is not that they doubt you, it's that they make you doubt yourself - far from mint condition (maybe)
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2025-12-04

'I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S A FLARE OR THE FLU THE FOOD I ATE A NEW ALLERGY AN ACTUAL INJURY THE WEATHER CHANGE OO MИCH COFFEE NOT ENOUGH COFFEE MEDICATION SIDE EFFECTS I SLEPT WEIRD THIS IS JUST MY BODY NOW
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2025-12-04

>>Satire - Physicians Say They Write Notes Mainly to Vent About How Much They Hate You - [doctor writing notes] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04

a venn diagram - the green circle says 'my symptoms' and the pink circle says 'the symptoms that are treatable' and there is just a small section in the center - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-03

A cartoon: there is a guy in the center, drowning and screaming "HELP!!" and then there is a guy in the back saying 'just focus on the things you CAN control!' and a guy off panel saying 'try infused green tea!'
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2025-12-03

“Everything happens for a reason.” Me: Yeah, the reason is chronic illness, you dipshit
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2025-12-03

Not to Self: Wear mittens to next doctor's apppointment - pic of a guy waving to another guy with his hand in a mitten and inside his mitten he has a middle finger up - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-03

just because i could yesterday doesn't mean i can today. but just because i can't today doesn't mean i won't tomorrow. - unfiltered words
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2025-12-03

It's almost time to switch from my normal suffering to my festive holiday suffering
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2025-12-03

>>Satire - Immunocompromised Patient Feels Safer Knowing Nurse's Chin is Safe From COVID & Other COmmunicable Diseases [ pic of nurse drinking with mask around chin - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-03

ME: How do you wake up and do stuff? THEM: just wake up and do what needs to get done. ME: OK. That sounds made up, but okay. MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com

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