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2025-12-04

Could you imagine if MyChart did an end-of-year wrapped list like: -cried 65 times in appointments -picked up 11 new diagnoses -confused doctor 123 times -made 345 jokes about her illness -caused 3 doctors to quit -refused to try yoga 15 times
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2025-12-04

a golden star that says 'u put on pants yay u'
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2025-12-04


>>Satire - Woman With Invisible Illness Accidentally Looks Too Happy in Public, Loses Credibility [pic of woman smiling with her tablet in her hand] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-12-04

you should be able to decline an incoming symptom - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04

when the chronically ill friend hosts the hang - [pic of grandparents from charlie and the chocolate factory movie - they are all in bed together] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04


a bulletin board that says - quote of the day - after learning that all my favorite foods cause inflammation, i've decided to cut back... on listening to my doctor - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04

Me: I feel kinda good today! 1 hour later: [guy dying in hospital bed]
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-12-04

'I'M NOT SURE IF IT'S A FLARE OR THE FLU THE FOOD I ATE A NEW ALLERGY AN ACTUAL INJURY THE WEATHER CHANGE OO MИCH COFFEE NOT ENOUGH COFFEE MEDICATION SIDE EFFECTS I SLEPT WEIRD THIS IS JUST MY BODY NOW
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2025-12-04

>>Satire - Physicians Say They Write Notes Mainly to Vent About How Much They Hate You - [doctor writing notes] - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-04

a venn diagram - the green circle says 'my symptoms' and the pink circle says 'the symptoms that are treatable' and there is just a small section in the center - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-12-03

A cartoon: there is a guy in the center, drowning and screaming "HELP!!" and then there is a guy in the back saying 'just focus on the things you CAN control!' and a guy off panel saying 'try infused green tea!'
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2025-12-03

“Everything happens for a reason.” Me: Yeah, the reason is chronic illness, you dipshit
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2025-12-03

>>Satire - Immunocompromised Patient Feels Safer Knowing Nurse's Chin is Safe From COVID & Other COmmunicable Diseases [ pic of nurse drinking with mask around chin - mybodyistryingtokillme.com
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-12-03

ME: How do you wake up and do stuff? THEM: just wake up and do what needs to get done. ME: OK. That sounds made up, but okay. MyBodyIsTryingToKillMe.com
Chronic Illness Humor FunnyChronicIllnessHumor
2025-12-03

a heart and then - you're making people uncomfortable again. someone just snitched on you. you were probably just being cool as hell and some bitch comes along and has to ruin it. - see resources
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2025-12-03

when the doctor says come back if it gets worse but if it gets worse I'll be dead [boy with something in his mouth looking like what in the hell] @callinginsickpod
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2025-12-03

Artist: Extra Fabulous Comics

4 panel comic 1st panel: a close-up of rearview mirror "objects in mirror are closer than they appear" 2nd panel: driver is sweating and nervous 3rd panel: you see someone running in the rearview mirror 4th panel: the guy is really close now and it says "that doctor's appointment you don't want to go to"
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2025-12-03

1. My friends (someone putting a ring on a woman) 2. Me (someone putting iv in hand] mybodyistryingtokillme.com
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2025-12-03

>>Satire - Family Googles Daughter's Diagnosis, Suddenly Gets Why She Has Been Sleeping For 5 Years - [pic of woman sleeping - MyBodylsTryingTokillMe.com
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2025-12-03

CHRONIC ILLNESS IS 1 1PART GARBAGE, 2 PARTS SHIT & 3 MORE PARTS SHIT - MyBodylsTryingToKillMe.com

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